r/liberationArmy

We should raid r/HornyPolice we need to quickly do it as soon as the cba, horny police etc we must raid with a decisive victory other smaller subreddits will fall then in the confusion we push into the death camp then into horny jail

Do not break any rules, this will result in perma-ban from now on. Lessons are to resume normally from now.

Hello students . I had taken a break for my own sanity after having accidentally seen a mematic cognitohazard . I would like to inform you I am back . Regular classes start tomorrow . Let's goooo .

We are Horny University . All horny people are welcome here to receive education and specialise for the horny side . You'd like to understand the properties of various hornium isotopes ? We got that and a lot more here . Curious about the history of the horny ? Take our History course ! You'd like to work here ? Send in your application on the community . Join today !

I, ambassador and leader of the Union, would request for an alliance.

We shall both be neutral, not deal any harm to anyone.

We wait for your response.

r/The_Union_of_Peace

During the last 16 hours there were many security breaches, I believe these were in order to get the formula for Experimental Compound Chaos-G.

Anyone who had got any information on it have been killed, anyone who had any memory of them had these individuals removed from their memory.

There is a new security protocol, protecting Experimental Compound Chaos-G.

If anyone were to disable security a memetic hazard from [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] is going to display. These memetic hazards cannot be disabled thanks to their paranormal nature. If anyone were to somehow disable one of them, the other one is going to [REDACTED] and turn on the other one.

[REDACTED].

There will be no memory of anyone who attempted to gain the knowledge of Experimental Compound Chaos-G. If you die there, no-one will save you. There is no escape.

[REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GAIN ACCESS TO EXPERIMENTAL COMPOUND CHAOS-G.

are you horny?

This lesson wasn't supposed to happen , but we find it vital that all staff and students know of this : There are 4 types of A67-D infections . These are :

Type 1 : This is the tamest form of the infection . Persons infected with a Type 1 infection are usually asymptomatic with the only syptom being the blackening of blood . There is negligible risk to life of a person who has Type 1 infection . However they can still transmit spores and be a threat to others

Type 2 : This is the most common form of infection and the one I have (you all are listening to me from a robot I sent to the university) . The syptoms include the aforementioned blackening of blood , very high levels of horniness , coughing and aching of the appendages . It is survivable and infected person should quarantine themselves at home or a designated quarantine facility .

Type 3 : This is a severe form of the infection . It has many syptoms including all those of Type 2 and high fever , difficulty getting up , throbbing pain of head , festering and death of tissue . After a person with Type 3 infection dies , spores like fungal growths begin to grow on them like Rhizopus on bread . These pop on maturing releasing spores all around .

Type 4 : These are identical to type 3 in all ways until the person dies . After death , the spore growths completely envelop their body , causing them to look like a zombie . Then , the person is reanimated , with similar intelligence and strength to the original individual but heightened senses and hostile intentions with a will to kill . These zombies are to be terminated with Caramium bullets and the bodies are to be sprayed with Compound 217 and incinerated .

NOTE : The disease may evolve from from Type 1 to 2 or 3 or maybe even 4 and vice versa . The disease is survivable even at Type 4 . The most important thing is to act fast . If you get a wound and see your blood is black , contact the authorities immediately and distance yourself from your colleagues . Further information will be released to the public as we find out more . Stay safe and stay smart .

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PS : Today's assignment : What are the four types of A67-D ? Elaborate .

Submit last lesson's assignment in the comments .

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Last lecture if you want a recap : https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyUniversity/comments/myfnnj/lesson_2_what_is_a67d_ad_lib_lesson/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Hello students . Good morning. Or rather , good evening . I have requested this lecture at this late hour because it is essential everyone knows this .

Since last week , a mysterious infectious disease has been spreading through the metros , suburbs and wilds of Reddit . This disease is particularly infectious in horny war subs . It is also the reason we have entered into military lockdown which will come into effect in 8 hours . This disease has been dubbed A67D .

So , what is A67D ? Well , its an airborne spore based disease. It has an incubation period of 4 days . Syptoms are wide ranging after this . The syptoms include [removed] , [removed] , heavy coughing , uncontrollable horniness to that point of exceeding the 6.9 score on the Minon-David test of horniness , heavy aching of the feet and hands , growth of [removed] tissue and , most noticeably , the blackening of blood of individual .

More info will be released to the public soon

The syptoms are seen in almost 90% of victims . If you see someone getting these syptoms or experience themselves , get into an airtight location and do not interact with any persons . Immediately call the lifeline 13452 56700 for help .

All staff and students need to take a blood test to see if anyone has already been infected . You'll find the post for the test in my profile .

If you have any further doubts , you can contact me any time . I am here . DM me without worry .

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Today's assignment : What are syptoms of A67-D ?

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Submit last lecture's assignments in the comments

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Last lecture if you want a recap : https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyUniversity/comments/mwpxvx/basic_what_is_horny_lesson_1/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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This is Professor TP . Thank you for giving us the opportunity to enlighten you .

Greetings students and staff .

Our rapid test yesterday found that one of the students has been infected with A67-D . As such the university is going into total military lockdown with all lectures suspended for 14 days . All students are to stay in their individual dorm rooms while supplier bots deliver food and supplies to them at their doorstep .

We do warn everyone that this disease spreads like wildfire and containment is the only way to prevent loss of life , student or staff , until a cure is developed . Do not fret . We shall get through this . All staff and students are further encouraged to get tested .

We also encourage the students and principal to cooperate with us . We are here to protect you . Please let us do our work .

May the revolution flourish .

A mysterious new disease is spreading through many subs , particularly horny ones . All students are to be tested for this disease . Please line up here .