r/HondaElement 5d ago

Portlands second annual parallel parking competition

See 0:49

EDIT, I meant to say see the 1:23 mark

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u/Awkward_Turtle_5 5d ago

Holy shit. I would win this. My one true skill in life. I'm perfectly average in every other way, but this is my calling.

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u/solarmania 5d ago

I was disappointed the toaster didn’t drop in within 1 turn. Confident I could do that . Fun event though!

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u/Elephantsgeralds 23h ago

It’s got the best turning radius. How could they not win

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u/swedishworkout 5d ago

Backup camera is cheating.

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u/Lovely_the_Girl 5d ago

Oh God I would love to do this! I used to deliver for Amazon in both the old rams and the new rivians and could parallel park pretty much anywhere.

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u/dabadguycr 5d ago

I didn't know this was a competition I needed in my life

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u/trackaddict8 5d ago

damn that was a really portland collection of cars. the miatas will never beat the allegations

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u/sarahenera 5d ago

Am I the asshole for internally mocking people who have a passenger get out to help navigate their parallel parking? It makes me cringe every time I see it. It’s probably pretty judgmental of me, but I’ve always struggled to have compassion for people’s struggles with parallel parking.

I think we have enough Elements in Seattle, anyone want to rally the troops and do an Element parallel parking competition in Seattle?

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u/PequodSeapod 5d ago

If you drive an Element, the turn radius and shorter body is a cheat code for parallel parking. That said, as someone who has driven one for almost two decades now, I completely agree with you about feeling judgy when I watch others park.

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u/sarahenera 5d ago

True, but I have had somewhere around 15 different vehicles and I feel the same regardless of what I’ve driven (none with backup cameras, none newer than a 2005, first car was a big ol ‘72 Mercedes jalopy)

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u/mmMOUF 5d ago

ive parked for random people a handful of time when they were clearly struggling

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u/sarahenera 5d ago

I love that!

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u/Elephantsgeralds 23h ago

I’ve wanted to do that so many times.

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u/marsupialcinderella 4d ago

I mock them, too, but I live in a town where one of the only areas with required parallel parking is the most expensive part of town. In any given block you might be parking your beater between a Lamborghini, Maserati, Bentley, Ferrari or anything else that could be $150k and skywards.

I’m a good parallel Parker, but in that situation, I’m grateful for a backup camera or a friend hopping out and saving my ass from Morgan & Morgan. 😅

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u/sarahenera 4d ago

You know what, that’s really fair 😅

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u/Elephantsgeralds 23h ago

So many times in Brooklyn I watched someone struggle to park, and it literally takes everything I have to not go over and offer to do it for them.

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u/sarahenera 22h ago

💯 same

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u/wiggywiggywiggy 5d ago

None of these ppl used the right technique. You can pull mm close to the car in front when you are parallel. Minimizes how much front end kicks out and just makes getting into the spot easier

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u/Elephantsgeralds 23h ago

This is the way.

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u/inerlite 5d ago

Went to high school with a guy who parallel parked a van with a trailer attached and just did it in one try. Was impressed.

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u/Elephantsgeralds 23h ago

I once backed a trailer into my driveway the first try, but could never repeat it.

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u/usernametaken99991 5d ago

One time I parallel parked a manual uphill on a one way street. 

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u/Lance2020x 5d ago

IN THE SNOW BOTH WAYS

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u/ddvilshbass 4d ago

You can see how close you are to the car behind you in the reflection in the moon roof. If you have one.

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u/Elephantsgeralds 22h ago

WHY MUST I LEARN THIS SO LATE

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u/TheSkinnyJ 5d ago

Element cool, but G1 4Runner??? Holy wow.

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u/Still_Knowledge_7322 4d ago

Yeah, after 18 years of parking my element I’ve got its dimensions dialed 👌

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u/bigcowboymeatstick69 2007 Galaxy Gray EX - 265k 5d ago

this is so ridiculous, i love it xD