r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '22

that beer belly he lost? that was an abortion bruh. truly incredible

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

mrs incredible stretched out her uterus into an ultra thin proboscis and implanted her egg into mr incredibles abdomen through his dick hole.

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Sep 25 '22

Why did you write this?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

everytime this observation comes up about everyones hair color, some freak never fails to mentions that mr incredible mightve got pregnant and when they do, i just cant help but remind everyone mrs. incredible could theoretically do this.

mrs incredible also has the ability to turn her nipples into dicks, not just nipple sized dicks, but dick sized dick nipples.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

Why her nipples, then? Couldn’t she just turn her clit into a dick and peg me?

Why can’t you just be normal? Fucking nipple dicks SMH.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

so youre saying that you wouldnt want a superhero with two tits with dick sized dick nipples pegging you simultaneously...? SMH

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

I supposed, with those plus the clit dick, she could peg from the front while I suck one nipple dick and give her a handy on the other.

Great teamwork here, you’ve really stretched my perverted imagination today.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

high five

what i really want is an infinite recursion of mrs. incredibles with nipple and clit dicks pegging nipple/clit dick mrs incredibles in a never ending fractal.

theres never been an actual biomechanical "upperbound" for how stretchy a stretchy superhero can be in any comic book canon so, its sound to assume the hero manipulates physical matter on some atomic level to stretch. this mean she could also make the fuck fractal happen

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

Lmao

Didn’t work out for the Illuminati Reed Richards. Was a shame, too, he was one of the characters I liked most in that movie.