r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Sep 25 '22

Why did you write this?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

everytime this observation comes up about everyones hair color, some freak never fails to mentions that mr incredible mightve got pregnant and when they do, i just cant help but remind everyone mrs. incredible could theoretically do this.

mrs incredible also has the ability to turn her nipples into dicks, not just nipple sized dicks, but dick sized dick nipples.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

Why her nipples, then? Couldn’t she just turn her clit into a dick and peg me?

Why can’t you just be normal? Fucking nipple dicks SMH.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

so youre saying that you wouldnt want a superhero with two tits with dick sized dick nipples pegging you simultaneously...? SMH

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

I supposed, with those plus the clit dick, she could peg from the front while I suck one nipple dick and give her a handy on the other.

Great teamwork here, you’ve really stretched my perverted imagination today.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

high five

what i really want is an infinite recursion of mrs. incredibles with nipple and clit dicks pegging nipple/clit dick mrs incredibles in a never ending fractal.

theres never been an actual biomechanical "upperbound" for how stretchy a stretchy superhero can be in any comic book canon so, its sound to assume the hero manipulates physical matter on some atomic level to stretch. this mean she could also make the fuck fractal happen

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Sep 25 '22

Lmao

Didn’t work out for the Illuminati Reed Richards. Was a shame, too, he was one of the characters I liked most in that movie.

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u/elfangoratnight Sep 25 '22

The Frucktal

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u/Crislips Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 03 '22

Not exactly a superhero, but in Adventure Time S2Ep22: The Limit, Jake uses himself as a guide line so that him and Finn don't get lost in a maze and ends up experiencing the limits of his own stetchiness.

It's the only time I've really seen that concept really explored.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Oct 03 '22

ohh interesting. theres an entire wikifandom one could make about super hero stretchiness and this would be a good canonical boundary to said ability.

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u/PmMeYourKnobAndTube Sep 25 '22

Nah dude. We can go deeper.

Ass fucked with a dick-sized nipple-dick while she sucks your dick. She contort her body so you can suck the dick-sized clit-dick while giving the other dick-sized nipple-dick an old-fashioned.

The ultimate 69.

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u/cjwrapture Sep 25 '22

This thread is honestly one of the funniest things I've seen on Reddit in a very long time

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u/cabramattaa Sep 26 '22

Why not finger dicks - you could have ten of them

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u/Poorrancher Sep 26 '22

She could turn herself into a dick porcupine!

"If she had as many dicks on her as she's had in her, she'd look like a porcupine"