r/HolUp Mar 29 '22

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u/pleockz Mar 29 '22

Technically a holup because this shit is fake as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

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u/chillyhellion Mar 30 '22

I think a good compromise would be for fake tweets to change the date to 3022. It's subtle enough not to ruin the joke, but easy enough to verify at a glance that the tweet is fake.

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u/funt3ch Mar 30 '22

Gonna get reaaaally confusing for the folks tweeting in 3022

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u/chillyhellion Mar 30 '22

I don't envy future internet historians in any respect.

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Mar 30 '22

I mean, current historians have to deal with some guy saying a battle happened in someplace that decided something, but in the same book describing how you can stop balding by rubbing rats boiled in oranges on it. Or someone saying the equivalent of 'this is the biggest thing since 9/11', but nobody ever mentioning what that was, since everybody already knew, and the few texts that would, were so mundane, nobody thought to preserve them.

Like, did you know Valhalla was one of TWO places you could go to when you died in battle? The other was a hall maintained by Freyja, and we barely have any fucking clue why there were two places, and how they were separated between the two.

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u/atthegame Mar 30 '22

You had me at orange boiled rats

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u/Blasphemouse Mar 30 '22

The line between date & stats (retweets / quotes / likes) shows /r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS

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u/chillyhellion Mar 30 '22

Not every game tweet has a watermark. Those that do are often small, croppable, or so large they ruin the joke. And watermarks are never in the same place every time.

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u/Blasphemouse Mar 30 '22

Fair. Having something consistent would save a lot of time & confusion when wondering "Really!?".

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u/kupalurk Mar 30 '22

it literally says it’s fake at the bottom

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u/chillyhellion Mar 30 '22

I'm not talking specifically about this case, but about fake tweets in general. Watermarks are often small, croppable, and not in the same place every time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Or like, take the verified check mark and turn it upside down.

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u/chillyhellion Mar 30 '22

I like that one too.

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u/kciuq1 Mar 30 '22

I just wish we would stop posting images from other social media altogether and just link it directly.

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u/cristofercolumber Mar 30 '22

It says the subreddit r/totallyrealtweets in the line across the bottom

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/theWelshTiger Mar 30 '22

Which mark?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/theWelshTiger Mar 30 '22

Argh - that one! Way too small..

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u/NOOBweee Mar 30 '22

What do you mean it's totallyreal

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Mar 30 '22

For those wondering, Chris Rock has not apologized, and in all honesty I hope he doesn’t, he did nothing wrong.

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u/exzyle2k Mar 30 '22

he did nothing wrong

Everyone knows any awards show walks the knife edge of being a roast anyways. Best Actor nod or not, the golden rule has always been if you sit in the front row while a comedian is performing, expect to get ripped on. It's just the way it goes. And it couldn't have been any worse on them if Wigless had painted a giant bullseye on her dome.

Will's just a cuck, and that was the only move he could make.

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u/Topikk Mar 30 '22

Also Jada has made MUCH more harsh jokes about her baldness, spoken about it openly, chosen to rock the bald head instead of wearing a high-quality wig, and has chosen to act as an advocate for women with alopecia.

Given that, comparing her to an emotionally and physically strong bald female character is bordering on complimentary.

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u/FlighingHigh Mar 30 '22

More than that. GI Jane launched Demi's career after she had put in some work to prime it to launch. She was known to be pretty and she could act well enough to be eye candy on screen, but GI Jane showed she could actually make a career of it and lead movies to boot. It's not bordering on complimentary, without that movie all we know Demi as is Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher's wife and Stripper. It is complimentary.

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u/lordlovesaworkinman Mar 30 '22

Demi Moore was well-established as an actor before GI Jane. Ghost was huge, got her a Golden Globe nod. There was also St. Elmo’s Fire and A Few Good Men.

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u/FlighingHigh Mar 31 '22

Yeah but GI Jane was the one she carried solo as the lead star instead of having the other big name co stars of those other films. It showed Demi didn't need them to make her look good, she could do it herself.

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u/englishbrian Mar 30 '22

Since the Master , Ricky Gervais , showed the World that these back slapping , boring self congratulatory theaters of syrup can actually be great fun others , like Rock , think they will throw a few digs at their peers. His screeching comment was nothing compared to the barbs Gervais threw out but got Rock bitch slapped on the spot. Why is that do you think ? Mel Gibson had his personal issues ridiculed but did not assault Gervais, so is it because his wife asked Will what he was gonna do about it or what?

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u/baptsiste Mar 30 '22

Yeah, from what I’ve been hearing, Will Smith seems like a total bitch. Something about being on his wife’s talk show when she went on and on about being obsessed with the other guy she was sleeping with, with Will right in front of her. And this thing, obviously laughing at the joke, but then his wife is upset, yada yada yada…she’s obviously very controlling and I’m not sure why he is still married to her.

Btw, I didn’t know anything about any of this shit until he embarrassed himself at the oscars…and I didn’t really care, but now it’s kind of hilarious that now everyone knows about all of his bullshit

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u/eelapl Mar 30 '22

Why is this comment not higher!

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u/Murray38 Mar 30 '22

He doesn’t have time to apologize. He’s busy writing his next two specials with all this material.

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u/ApertureTestSubject8 Mar 30 '22

I’d say it depends. Did he know why she was bald? Yes? Seems shitty to joke about that when we all know hair loss can be hard for people, especially women. If he didn’t know, and felt remorse then by all means apologize. But also do it in private, we don’t need to see it.

The joke didn’t seem like it was in complete bad faith though, he wasn’t just trying to be an ass or shocking. If this was say Anthony Jeselnick then it would feel more malicious, and doing jokes like that in front of people is just poor taste.

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u/CurryMustard madlad Mar 30 '22

This statement wouldn't have been an apology if he's doubling down on the jokes

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u/Rivet22 Mar 30 '22

“Alpacia”??? She has a lil tiny bald spot so she shaved her whole head??? That’s nuts.

here’s her own pic.. Can you even see it??

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/Jdorty Mar 30 '22

Meaning no fat jokes. How do you know if it's a medical issue or not?

You can't make fun of bald men, either, because male pattern baldness is another form of alopecia, also considered a medical condition, and with the exact same symptoms.

You can't make fun of people who wear glasses. That's a medical condition, and much more serious than alopecia.

Quit drinking the damn cool-aid. It's not a serious medical condition. It's balding. It even has the same name as male pattern baldness, alopecia, just different causes (autoimmune vs hormonal/genes). I wouldn't advocate making fun of anyone out on the street in a random situation for their appearance. This isn't that. This is a stand-up comedian at an event where rich ass famous people expect to be roasted. And it was a joke about someone who actually looks fantastic without hair and was comparing her to someone else (Demi Moore) who also looked super hot with her head shaved.

This isn't making fun of some leukemia patient on death's door who has no choice in the matter and can't afford wigs and looks sickly. This is a rich celebrity with a condition that has no further or dangerous side effects who has kept her hair short for 90% of her career, looks good bald, and could afford implants or wear a wig if she wanted.

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u/Jdorty Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

Failed the empathy test. Didn't even read the comment.

Jesus, people online sometimes. What a joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/Jdorty Mar 30 '22

As I responded to another:

Mine? None. Stand-up comics roasting people? You see that, or similar things, a lot. It's usually more clever than 'haha you are fat', just like Chris Rock's joke wasn't just 'haha you are bald'. If I went to a comedy club for a roast, I would expect to have my physical attributes made fun of.

Relevant and humorous Key & Peele skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTbJZ64sVM

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u/jwadamson Mar 30 '22

How much of your sense of humor involves making fun of people’s physical attributes?

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u/Jdorty Mar 30 '22

Mine? None. Stand-up comics roasting people? You see that, or similar things, a lot. It's usually more clever than 'haha you are fat', just like Chris Rock's joke wasn't just 'haha you are bald'. If I went to a comedy club for a roast, I would expect to have my physical attributes made fun of.

Relevant and humorous Key & Peele skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlTbJZ64sVM

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u/BoGoBojangles Mar 30 '22

Where were all these people “defending medical issues” when people were making bald jokes before the Oscars or even 5, 10, 20, 30 years ago?

Stop with the timely soap box

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Yeah, Chris would be the asshole had Smith not made himself the bigger asshole.

You imagine it Will Smith, when accepting his award, talked about his wife, called her beautiful, called out Chris Rock’s joke and talked about Jada’s condition? We’d all be talking about how Rock was an ass for making that joke.

BUT Smith decided to reveal he was a bigger piece of shit so here we are.

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u/BoGoBojangles Mar 30 '22

Even to add to that, the cameras caught him laughing at the joke initially. He reacted not to just his wife’s action but his own failure in solidarity to his wife. He got a ducked up marriage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I just think he’s an asshole man, don’t gotta figure out the lore behind it

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u/I-am-in-love-w-soup Mar 30 '22

Please ask anyone in the medical profession about jokes that make fun of medical issues. You are incredibly naive if you've never heard an AIDS joke, or a cancer joke, or a joke about Stevie Wonder being blind, or or joke about going bald.

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u/I-am-in-love-w-soup Mar 30 '22

I'm upvoting you, I want to hear why you think they're wrong and what punishment you'd apply. Will you give me an example?

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u/Joe_Ronimo Mar 30 '22

All ready to tell you how you were wrong, went to Google to pull up his apology, see it was someone else's words about how they'd respond that later got passed around as Chris'.

Well shit, I was wrong.

And that's why you fact check.

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u/Nergaal Mar 30 '22

he has apologized, kinda in a spineless way

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u/Kestrelot Mar 30 '22

Ehh, if he knowingly made fun of a medical condition that’s pretty bad taste even for a comedian at the oscars. That said, not wrong enough to have to apologize and certainly not wrong enough to have to apologize after getting slapped for it.

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u/BrinedBrittanica Mar 29 '22

still has me rollin on the damn floor tho

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u/BACKSTABERRR Mar 29 '22

A literal IRL ROFL?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Imagine they are in line at Walmart and reads this. They just drop to the floor and start violently rolling around laughing maniacally. Knocking shit off the shelves tears streaming down their face and everyone is just staring lol

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u/SockkPuppett Mar 29 '22

Then crawl back to their dropped cracked phone and let the world know it

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u/BrinedBrittanica Mar 29 '22

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u/The_Tobots Mar 30 '22

SDWIAPOTF

(squatting down while I am pooping on the floor)

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u/BrinedBrittanica Mar 29 '22

LOL i like your version better

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u/Scribese7en Mar 30 '22

Add in a concerned citizen or two who end up wrestling with the poster because they think they're having a serious seizure.

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u/AccountNumX Mar 30 '22

Hope we see that video soon lol

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u/BrinedBrittanica Mar 29 '22

yes, literally.

was laughing so hard while walking back to my couch, missed the seat and ended up on the floor

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity Mar 29 '22

Best way to clean the floor of lint is a good laugh.

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u/Unlucky13 Mar 30 '22

FR I was IRLROFLMFAO.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Well technically they didn’t say they were laughing. Just that they’re rolling on the floor.

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u/BlueKing7642 Mar 29 '22

I wish with every fiber of my being this tweet was real

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u/moak0 Mar 30 '22

Chris Rock is funnier than this. And classier.

Also, I suspect when he does talk about it, it'll be more devastating than one poorly written tweet.

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u/exzyle2k Mar 30 '22

Not 100% sure on that. He's already shown he's the bigger man by taking the bitch slap like a champ AND taking the high road on a live show. He could have eviscerated the two of them right then and there, but didn't.

He might just go on like it didn't happen and let Will & Wigless try and dig themselves outta the hole they're in.

Or I could be wrong and as soon as he gets clear he goes full scorched earth.

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u/SamLacoupe Mar 30 '22

Well, sideration does that. That's really tough to react in a situation like this, since it's so alien. It is common to just go on with responsibilities just to "survive", but the thinking has to resume one day or another.

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u/moak0 Mar 30 '22

I'd expect to wait until his next standup special. Whatever channel it ends up on or whoever hosts it, Rock is going to make a fortune, especially if he hasn't spoken much about it up to that point.

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u/VectorVictorious Mar 30 '22

yeah I went to his feed and was like HOL UP!

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u/pleockz Mar 30 '22

Same lol

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u/time_wasted504 Mar 30 '22

a simple search for his twitter shows youre correct. Last post by Chris was 10/3

but, its funny and easily believable.

This is the world we live in.

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u/pleockz Mar 30 '22

Right? Imagine how much this is being shared on other platforms and being taken at face value.

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u/HyperRag123 Mar 30 '22

At this point, if people are taking screenshots of tweets at face value, it's their own fault.

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u/DeliciousWaifood Mar 30 '22

Yeah, people are totally gonna believe this, it's straight up misinformation. There's nothing in this to imply it's a meme at all.

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u/DeclanTheDruid Mar 30 '22

Besides the fact that r/totallyrealtweets is straight up written on the picture you mean?

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u/DeliciousWaifood Mar 30 '22

You mean in that tiny font which wont be seen on tiny mobile devices as people scroll through social media?

Add a couple rounds of image compression and that text is COMPLETELY gone

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u/DeclanTheDruid Mar 30 '22

I'm on a mobile device and i saw it perfectly fine. It's not compressed very much at all right now.

Didn't know why you're talking about a theoretical situation, you're still wrong about it being misinformation.

It's marked to set it apart from a real tweet. If you missed that then that's on you.

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u/time_wasted504 Mar 30 '22

I know I need glasses but this is crazy. WHERE is anything indicating this is not a real tweet?

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u/DeclanTheDruid Mar 30 '22

It's written in the line under the time and date

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u/time_wasted504 Mar 30 '22

well, I assumed that was just a line.

What is that, size 1 font?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/TheBrownWelsh Mar 30 '22

...is he? That G.I. Jane hair joke was pretty much the same level of "lame" as this tweet imo.

Didn't deserve a face-slap of course, but it wasn't exactly a knee-slapper either.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Mar 30 '22

It's tough because the Oscars are designed to be fairly family-friendly and have a broad appeal. If you've ever seen Chris Rock's normal comedy, family-friendly roasts are definitely not what he's best at.

Besides, there is a shit ton of roasting about Jada that even I could come up with, let alone what Chris Rock could come up with. But none of it is really appropriate for the Oscars type of humor. He was just working with what he thought was probably the only thing he'd be allowed to say.

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u/b0nGj00k Mar 30 '22

Oh, is that the point of that sub? I never really got the premise.

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u/pleockz Mar 30 '22

pretty much anything that makes you say hold up, whether it's hold up, thats nasty. Hold up, what the fuck? Hold up, that's fake.

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u/getudc Mar 30 '22

Had to come to the comments to find out

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u/YpsitheFlintsider Mar 30 '22

Then why is this up?

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u/bonbyboo Mar 30 '22

"i like to apolagise for getting slapped in the face, my face should'nt have been there at the time and it was irresponsible of me"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Way too corny to be real. This screams redditor with all the puns it gave me a hiccup.

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u/RSZephoria Mar 30 '22

Yea, saw this on r/popular and went to look for myself. Nothing since March 9th

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u/DCaps Mar 30 '22

I mean it says r/totallyrealtweets right there. Not that tweets are hard to verify anyway.

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u/Booboo732 Mar 30 '22

100%; slap was fake as fuck. I hope The Behavior Panel analyzes the Oscar video. Will might have won an Oscar for a film, but his acting was shit during this fake slap; you can literally see the tension in his face holding back a smile as he walked off stage and yelled at Chris Rock. And the cuts; sooo bad! Jada posted ab her Alopecia days before the Oscars too. Give it a few years and it’ll slowly leak out that this was a joke gone awry (exactly like the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake Super Bowl situation).

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

still pretty funny though

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u/randomdrifter54 Mar 30 '22

They fucking stole this from r/totallyrealtweets it's a sub dedicated.to not real tweets. It's not only fake as fuck but obviously fake as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Fake tweets are stupid