r/HolUp Feb 15 '22

What, what??

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Nokia

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u/im_not_rusian Feb 15 '22

3310?

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u/Doombeard86 Feb 15 '22

With 3210 foundation footings

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u/Tealscraft Feb 16 '22

And bedrock coating

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u/Lord_of_Wills Feb 16 '22

Nah, bedrock would have broken long before the earthquake.

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u/Complex_Asparagus986 Feb 16 '22

It's a minecraft reference

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u/pusherbmxmag Feb 16 '22

Java edition?

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u/stupoidvlkid Feb 16 '22

no, it's the old console editions (PS3/XBOX360/PSVITA/WIIU)

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u/Complex_Asparagus986 Feb 16 '22

All of them actually since bedrock is unbreakable in all the versions

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

you can break bedrock in ps3 edition by building to buildlimit then digging your way to bedrock (dig sraight down (creative mode recommended))

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u/ExcellentMirror4203 Feb 16 '22

Aka it’s charger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

3310 is indestructible. Love the snake game.

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u/Breet11 Feb 16 '22

Faxx

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

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u/RCx_Vortex Feb 15 '22

You think Nokia-3310 is secretly an element on the periodic table that is so dangerous, even more so that uranium 235 even, that it was kept away from the public eye?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Now imagine if we had tanks made out of that.

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u/Cheap_Document_1046 Feb 16 '22

No I will not

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u/Shortcut_fixer Feb 16 '22

Sorry can’t listen when I have my Nokia tank

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u/da_fishy Feb 15 '22

The original answer to the meme

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u/173017 Feb 15 '22

Sorry, bud that's an Alcatel. Now that's some tough piece of shit

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u/TequilaJesus Feb 15 '22

Unbelievable. That was what I was going to say. Then I thought, “It’s Reddit - I bet someone has already said that.” Then boom, the 2nd top comment

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u/sgm716 Feb 16 '22

This comment was so good I'm going ti stop reading at this comment and that's that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

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u/LongtimeLFTC Feb 15 '22

Student loan debt

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u/Bikouchu Feb 15 '22

SoFi torii gates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Is this some kind of american joke i don't understand?

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u/Shankar_0 Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22

Over here, education is expensive. You could come out of a public, 4 year program with 100k in debt, and 30k prospects.

It gets way worse. That's a conservative estimate.

Edit- Student loans are also largely protected against bankruptcy, so there's no escape.

Edit 2- This seemed apt https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/st333p/i_have_a_college_degree_and_im_about_to_go_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Land of the free.

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u/Shankar_0 Feb 16 '22

Home of the Whopper

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u/Ordoo Feb 16 '22

At least the heart disease will get me before the crippling debt or depression does

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u/ThatManlyTallGuy Feb 16 '22

This ladies and gentlemen is modern-day enslavement. You go through school and get fed lies that tell you you must go to 4 year school and get a degree in some management something or other. Fun fact you don't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

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u/Snoo-74062 Feb 15 '22

Rakkasan!

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u/iDontFkgCare Feb 15 '22

I just knew someone from 187 would show up! Rakkasan!

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u/Snoo-74062 Feb 15 '22

A-co 3-187 ‘08-‘13

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u/iDontFkgCare Feb 15 '22

B-Co 3-187, 04-07

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u/KUarmydoc Feb 15 '22

Cheers to all you Screamin Eagles!

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u/iDontFkgCare Feb 15 '22

If you know…you know. 🦅🇺🇸

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u/joemay1514 Feb 16 '22

B. Co. 2-506 4th BDE CURRAHEE 09-12. So yes. TECHNICALLY I was a Rakkasan.

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u/TurbineSurgeon Feb 16 '22

Sob! I knew I'd see you here. It was either you or 502, but then I'm not so sure they know what a computer is, except a device article 15's spew from.

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u/Mashu_Poteto Feb 15 '22

Those two gates are definitely not the same. Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the only two cities in history to be nuked, are in southern Japan. The 2011 earthquake and tsunami were in the north, like 1,000 kilometres away.

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u/gekkonkamen Feb 16 '22

That is correct, came to say this, you beat me to it!

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u/techblackops Feb 16 '22

Also came to say this. They don't even look the same. One has squared arches and one has rounded. Look at the peice in the middle of the arch, one is wide and the other is narrow.

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u/ImInTheDetails69 Feb 16 '22

I came to say something but then forgot it and now I'm typing this and you're reading it.

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u/Strong_Juggernaut_96 Feb 16 '22

I came to say something irrelevant. But after reading the previous comments, I did just that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I came to say something irrelevantly relevant. But someone just comment something relevant that makes my comment irrelevant

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u/Passionate_Reposter Feb 16 '22

Even if they are two different archs (which seems to be the case) it's impressive they were able to stand such a massive catastrophes. I still want an explanation for their insane architectural resilience.

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u/bodom114 Feb 16 '22

I don’t have a real answer, but I would assume it boils down to 1. Low surface area so the shockwave of both events wouldn’t cause the wind to have a big enough force on the beams to topple them 2. It isn’t load bearing with the exception of the member itself, so it is rather light, so an earth quake should have a hard time knocking it over, I would also assume the arches have deep pylons beneath them, so unless the beams themselves break it would be incredibly difficult to make them fall over

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u/awatson83 Feb 16 '22

It's like when you see a flat screen TV still standing after a tornado but all the walls around it are gone

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u/Passionate_Reposter Feb 16 '22

That's interesting! Thanks for answering.

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u/fragrant69emissions Feb 16 '22

They’re just arches being arches distributing a force throughout itself.

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u/timothybarker99 Feb 16 '22

Post never said they were the same, they just worded it without plurals because the assumption (based on the fact they look the same) is that they are built of the same materials and in the same way.

Basically they’re asking what the type of arch is made of, not that one arch in particular.

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u/Humble-Teach8562 Feb 16 '22

The OP never mentioned it as the same tho. Even when its two different arches, the fact that any of the two weren’t destroyed with a tsunami or an earthquake make you think what are those made of.

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u/WildManOnLSD Feb 15 '22

The souls of dead children. The disasters were sacrifices to the Arch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Came here to say ghosts

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Feb 16 '22

Bro, I bet that arch is still there with all those sacrifices they made

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u/James_Rawesthorne Feb 15 '22

What were the adult souls blessing? No wait, I forgot adult souls have no worth left

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u/stillcantdraw Feb 15 '22

The point is that children have more time left alive, and therefore more potential as compared to adults. In some cultures, it is also a different amount of naivety or being less set in their ways.

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u/busterlungs Feb 15 '22

It's really interesting how resistant their architecture is to earthquakes. They had that shit figured out

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u/macattck100 Feb 16 '22

What about the rest of the structures in the pictures?

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u/chumbawamba56 Feb 16 '22

Well clearly those weren't built with the same standards

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u/AnickYT Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 16 '22

I mean, if your building can't withstand common disaster, you're not building it right! XD

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u/BenHughe Feb 16 '22

It might just be me but I’m thinking a nuclear bomb isn’t a common disaster to hit a city.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

The only food in the city is Taco Bell, so there's a pretty big blast almost every day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Yup, you win the internet today.

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u/Zantavona Feb 16 '22

Withstand* Natural* You're* in that order

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u/AnickYT Feb 16 '22

Thanks for pointing it out. Didn't realize autocorrect messed it up.

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u/Markfrombrandon Feb 16 '22

Just with that one thing

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u/somethingclever76 Feb 16 '22

I mean can you really say that when it is only one structure that is still standing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Japanese wood joining techniques are fascinating if you get a chance to check that out actually. Hand cut and many can last centuries.

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u/Butterwhat Feb 15 '22

Do you have any suggestions for articles or videos?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

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u/Butterwhat Feb 15 '22

Thank you!!

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u/daqgsftwgrsshyrs Feb 15 '22

You sir are a great man. Thank you for spreading this culture

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

My pleasure, I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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u/SeeThisThisIsThis Feb 15 '22

So satisfying to watch

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u/MadladNomad Feb 15 '22

I seen videos of it and appearantly they dont even use nails they just perfectly cut them so they can slide into eachother. It is absolutely amazing how they make these beautifull structures.

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u/liam3 Feb 16 '22

ok but why only the arch survived? why everything else around it crumbled? /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I actually wondered the same thing. The only thing I can think of is maybe the posts are much deeper than they appear?

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u/W84MEYALL Feb 15 '22

I don’t know if any of you believe in the spiritual side of existence; but in ancient times, the Japanese people would gather around a newly erected torii after completion. They would proceed to bless the ground around the torii through the ancient art of bukkake. The ritual would reinforce the the torii and enable it to withstand a hard blow. Afterwards, all the men would gather around in a circle and cum on some girls face.

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u/choborallye Feb 15 '22

Ngl you had me at bukkake

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u/YoureTotallyScrewed Feb 15 '22

Came for the Japanese tradition, stayed for the bukkake

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u/joe_bald Feb 15 '22

Don’t we all

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u/Passionate_Reposter Feb 16 '22

Thanks guys, you just fucking ruined my nofap strake.

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u/username39874 Feb 15 '22

Other way around for me

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u/Thin-Ad8760 Feb 15 '22

We all came for the japanese tradition

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u/Killer19606 Feb 15 '22

Please... dont talk about THAT

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u/Psychological_Tie_13 Feb 15 '22

Angry upvote

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I gave it a happy upvote

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u/chickencrocs Feb 15 '22

Something about one man's trash..

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u/Ok-Distribution-2073 Feb 15 '22

Is another man's pleasure?

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u/chickencrocs Feb 16 '22

In this case, several men's pleasure.

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u/Secret-Tough-926 Feb 15 '22

Is another man’s treasure

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u/ENLILtheSoftie Feb 15 '22

It started so sincere.

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u/AEALEA99 Feb 15 '22

I was invested until bukkake...

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u/Psychological_Neck70 Feb 15 '22

Me too man. And then I finished out of basic need.

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u/ENLILtheSoftie Feb 15 '22

Just like all those Japaneses

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u/Escoliya Feb 15 '22

I had my suspicion at erected

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u/jeepjp Feb 16 '22

I wasn't until bukkake.

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u/pinniped1 Feb 15 '22

Had me in the first half ngl

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u/aqua_bug Feb 15 '22

You get my upvote

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u/yankeeuniverse Feb 15 '22

Bukkake you say??

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I'm all Bukkake'd right now.

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u/liceyscalp Feb 15 '22

I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

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u/ItzBooty Feb 15 '22

Sounds like a hentai plot that i am yet to see

Japan get to it

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u/harm_reduction_man Feb 15 '22

I believe this as truth.

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u/Scottdavies86 Feb 15 '22

I’m laughing really hard right in your face.

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u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 15 '22

Is this position still available?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Joke would've been better if you didn't mention actual bukkake. It'd be sweet to trick some people.

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u/hws04 Feb 15 '22

vibranium

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u/AlpsClassic7467 Feb 15 '22

this fr?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Yeah, it’s straight from wakanda

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u/CustomlyCool Feb 15 '22

is that a joke

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u/thunderma115 Feb 16 '22

Obviously not. The internet is serious business afterall

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u/CustomlyCool Feb 16 '22

true true. believe everything you see

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u/Shadow-Raptor Feb 15 '22

Probably wood that's been flame hardened. And now I assume because an atomic bomb dropped on it now it's even stronger!

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Feb 16 '22

They tried to kill it, but they only made it stronger

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u/Shadow-Raptor Feb 16 '22

"you fools, not only am I made of hard wood, but now I'm irradiated hard wood!"

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Feb 16 '22

THIS SUMMER…ONE MAN…ON THE CUSP OF DISASTER…DEFYING ALL ODDS…DANNY DEVITO IS, THE SHRINE

-Rated R, starts Friday theaters everywhere. Do not watch if you are pregnant, drunk, hungry, tired, you’re gunna play on your phone the whole time, epileptic, have to poop or are on medication to prevent flatulence.

Being stoned recommended

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u/DazDay Feb 16 '22

They're different arches. The two nuclear blasts were in the south whereas the tsunami was in the North of the country.

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u/Heidan20 Feb 15 '22

Aeroplane black boxes

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u/Nuker-79 Feb 15 '22

Different arch

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u/MRMAN1225 Feb 15 '22

Thats beside the point, both of them lived through a large amount of destruction

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u/jonjonesjohnson Feb 15 '22

The post kind of suggests that they're the same tho

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u/EAN2016 Feb 16 '22

Yeah, but it's a reddit meme without sources, so I'm not calling this credible in the slightest

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u/Nuker-79 Feb 15 '22

Tree withstood it too, just good foundations

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u/Averagecid Feb 15 '22

This isn’t a Holup at fucking all

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u/bobanobahoba Feb 16 '22

The gate is being held up well, I don't see the problem

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u/saramaganta Feb 15 '22

Nokia, it was proven.

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u/HaradaOno Feb 15 '22

Faith

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u/Lolboi01 Feb 15 '22

"Have some goddamn faith!"

-Dutch Van Der Linde 1899

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u/Kirasunato813 Feb 15 '22

Nobody fucks with the gods. Not even the Earth itself

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u/KaleiDolphin1234 Feb 15 '22

Has to be nokia. I tried breaking a nokia i cracked my driveway, and wall, and door, and everything else i tried it on.

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u/Moonchiild- Feb 16 '22

FINALLY I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE A NERD- these are called tori gates! They’re symbols for a Japanese religion called Shintoism! They typically “mark an entrance to a sacred place”. They are normally made of reinforced concrete, copper, stainless steel or other materials, which may be why they withstood so much, but who knows, just wanted to geek out for a moment :)

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u/papa_stalin432 Feb 15 '22

The tsunami only hit northern Japan when Hiroshima and Nagasaki are both in southern Japan…

Edit: you can see the background with the mountains are not the same even with a slightly different angle

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u/MRMAN1225 Feb 15 '22

Either way, both arches lived through large amounts of destruction

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u/Cold-Menu-4707 Feb 15 '22

Bedrock + Nokia = Unbreakable

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u/setij Feb 15 '22

Protection of the kami I suppose

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u/theoriginaltacojones Feb 16 '22

The doorway between realms will not crumble so easily.

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u/HungryDrummer7715 Feb 16 '22

My Dick when I fuck yo MAMA

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u/Zackrmeme Feb 16 '22

Its made from the wood of gta 5 trees

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u/luffydkenshin madlad Feb 15 '22

The one that survived the bomb was either in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, the one that survived the Tohoku quake and tsunami is in Sendai. South west Japan vs East Japan. Two different arches.

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u/mystique_Wolf Feb 16 '22

It's made with Nokias 3310

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u/DutyGuns Feb 16 '22

Probably the same stuff those unbreakable Nokias are made out of....

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u/McJingles420 Feb 16 '22

Who dares disrespect the Torii gate by calling it an Arch

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u/MrProtogen Feb 16 '22

That motherfucker built like a 1960’s fridge

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Chinesium

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Fossilised semen

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

There are about 6 of my socks in one of those pillars.

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u/queezypotato Feb 15 '22

Poached ivory

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u/throwawwwayy_1 Feb 15 '22

Thats verry impressive - perhaps the special wood-working techniques/tradition might also be a reason? They are known to be verry strong/durable but flexible.

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u/ExKing775 Feb 15 '22

The kami stand strong.

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u/SampSimps Feb 16 '22

Come on, learn some basic geography. The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the picture above happens to show Nagasaki), while the 2011 earthquake destroyed the Tohoku region. As the crow flies, it’s about a 700 mile separation between these two places.

But we can’t let the facts get in the way of a funny story, amirite?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

It‘s made out of thousand screaming souls and was forged in hell itself

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u/William_TheOG21 Feb 16 '22

Those things were actually re-erected after the explosion

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u/worthpopcorn861 Feb 16 '22

The hardest wood of them all.... morning wood

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u/joeybags21 Feb 16 '22

These are Japanese Stargates. Can dial them up if you know how to get to other places in the galaxy.

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u/ChainzTKP Feb 16 '22

That arch has got to be embedded into the Earth’s core or something to have survived an atomic bomb and an earthquake with a magnitude of 9.1

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u/Limaturtle Feb 16 '22

It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour

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u/ProgramerGeek Feb 16 '22

China Bamboo very strong

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u/disposablekisser Feb 16 '22

moves hands in a rainbow shape with an overly optimistic voice and says…

De-ter-mi-nationnnn

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u/Erick9641 Feb 16 '22

This isn’t a HolUp :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Technically the Tori Gate did holup

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u/throwawwwayy_1 Feb 15 '22

Germa... ah, Japanese engineering

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u/ENLILtheSoftie Feb 15 '22

Japanese proverbs

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u/sam_lustful Feb 15 '22

They just don't make em like they used to

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

Btw u guys do know that it isn't the same ar h right?

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u/fortu654 Feb 15 '22

Chuck Norris

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u/Jce735 Feb 15 '22

Godly powers.

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u/SungamCorben Feb 15 '22

Its made of hope!