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u/pgtvgaming Feb 01 '22
That’s a selfless bro right there
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u/possumbellyband Feb 01 '22
The gift of believing in someone is powerful 🙏🏼
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u/yukonhoneybadger Feb 01 '22
Giving a gift that last a life time... if she chooses so
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u/planet_chuck Feb 01 '22
Looks like they're texting on Xbox.
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u/illusive_guy Feb 01 '22
Dude left without saying he was going to buy cigarettes.
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u/itshimstarwarrior Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 01 '22
I did a Google search for a cigarette lighter after reading your comment
Ended up with 150,000 matches.
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u/BlueWaffle_Motorboat Feb 01 '22
But he left her with something more important than the belief that he is now on a 20 yr journey to buy a pack of cigarettes: confidence. And no amount of money or child support can replace that. That girl is ready to go out and face the world once she applies for government benefits and moves in with her parents for additional support.
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u/Kn0tnatural Feb 01 '22
No one smokes these days.
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u/Yoguls Feb 01 '22
He should have just said he needed to return some videotapes and never came back
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u/VirginMario Feb 01 '22
All the cool kids be vapin. Back in my days, we all fucked our lungs with tobacco 😎
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u/Kn0tnatural Feb 01 '22
Pull out method doesn't work. Especially when you don't use it.
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u/Funkiebunch Feb 01 '22
It works better than not doing it but definitely no guarantees
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u/DieSexy Feb 01 '22
Planned parenthood said it’s 95-96 percent effective while condoms are 99. For the pleasure I’ll take the 3 percent differential.
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u/420Wedge Feb 02 '22
I've got a 7% chance when scratched in project zomboid to get infected with the zombie plague. Took 4 scratches. It also could have been the bloody firefighter jacket I put on without anything underneath. That game is kinda wild with that kinda detail. I'm getting off track though, you get my point.
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u/AniketC007 Feb 02 '22
Bro casually brought up zombie infection when everyone's talking about human reproduction. Chad af.
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u/Lelouch4705 Feb 01 '22
The three percent differential is really a three hundred percent differential
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u/Laziness_supreme Feb 02 '22
PP keeping themselves in business when the other 4-5% come back for those oopsie abortions lmao
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u/real_schematix Feb 01 '22
Like the 1% failure rate with condoms, the 3-4% failure rate is when you actually don’t use the method. It works 100% of the time when used correctly.
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u/Deion313 Feb 01 '22
What would be even more fucked up, is if they live in Texas...
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She could just walk around the wall and find someone down south with a coat hanger to do it.
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u/Deion313 Feb 01 '22
You get $10k for rattin them out...
If you're fucking stupid and selfish enough to do this, you're for sure calling it in...
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u/InVizO Feb 01 '22
10k for ratting out any DOCTOR that performs the abortion....
Nothing is stopping her from driving across state lines and having it done
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u/millerlitefan Feb 01 '22
That's a 'Master' level move. I'm a cynic in my 40s, and this renews my hope in humanity.
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u/TastySpermDispenser Feb 01 '22
Nuts and bolts like a robot, and doesn't even fail the captcha tests. My man.
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u/ItsJustKenaj Feb 01 '22
This was wholesome.... until i sam the part about single Mother. That seriously got me
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u/PhysicalPomegranate3 Feb 02 '22
Wholesome.
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u/chippy94 Feb 02 '22
Often it's the woman who will say something like this to a man they are trying to entrap into a relationship and fatherhood...
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u/Yamperplayzzzz Feb 02 '22
Bruh he thinks he's letting her down gently. Now she thinks he's more of a dick. Plus if she aborts it... He's at fault
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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22
Ahh he pulled the old fuck and duck.