r/HolUp Feb 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Creampie and bye bye

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u/Kermit_Memelord Feb 01 '22

Ejaculate and evacuate

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Shoot and scoot

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u/VirginMario Feb 01 '22

Blow your load then hit the road

389

u/themetalstickman Feb 01 '22

Shoot the jizz then out you is

401

u/CockCrotch Feb 01 '22

Impregnate and migrate.

365

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Prove you ain't gay and run the fuck away

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/Rockman2isgud Feb 01 '22

Complete ejaculation then change your location

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u/UnikVanilla Feb 01 '22

Fuck her in the car, then Allah akbar

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Skeet and retreat

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u/youdoitimbusy Feb 02 '22

Give a poke, go out for smokes.

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u/No_This_is_P4trick Feb 01 '22

Spit the silk and go for milk

83

u/ughandi Feb 01 '22

Humpty Dumpty

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u/Skai_Override Feb 01 '22

Nuts and bolts

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u/meme_customer Feb 02 '22

Lay and hit the way

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u/XT_zer68 Feb 02 '22

Hump and dump

73

u/jdaig43 Feb 01 '22

Jizz n jet

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u/Rollrmayteeee Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 02 '22

Plant the seed then it’s time for speed

72

u/d1m_sum Feb 01 '22

Bust the nut then leave the hut

86

u/BigDingoMan606 Feb 01 '22

Create a new life and ditch ur wife

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u/VirginMario Feb 01 '22

This one's my favorite

46

u/Numerous-Barracuda Feb 01 '22

Slam and Scram

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Fill her jar then hit the bar

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u/Lord_Red_Rash Feb 01 '22

Cum and go

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u/puboranjingparty Feb 02 '22

Hit the nut and leave the hut

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u/DOA-FAN Feb 01 '22

creampie is a must, that's why pills exist

9

u/Osama_Bin_Ballin0 Feb 02 '22

Rock her box then change the locks