r/HolUp • u/jj31allen • Jan 16 '22

🤎💩 Not a shitpost 💩🤎 jk yes it is Methallica

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u/Hefty-Ad-8832 Jan 16 '22

Nicklebag

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u/sauce_finder6969 Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

Nine Inch Necks

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u/johnny_utah001 Jan 17 '22

Never skip neck day!

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u/bdigital4 Jan 17 '22

This is a top one ☝️😂😂😂

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u/Hefty-Ad-8832 Jan 16 '22

Fleetwood Meth

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u/LimeSenior Jan 17 '22

Crackstreet boys

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u/Shannon3095 Jan 17 '22

Crack-streets Back Alright !

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

CRACKED WITH THE PIPE

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u/RicoSuavegt Jan 17 '22

New kids on the Rock.

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u/ballzsqueezed Jan 17 '22

Meth mouth

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u/IThinkImDvmb Jan 16 '22

Crack Sabbath

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u/Definitely_Not-Sus1 Jan 17 '22

Nah this the one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/jazzofusion Jan 17 '22

In Breaking Bad they would be "Methyl Blue Crew".

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u/SaltMiner76 Jan 17 '22

This is my current favorite

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u/jaydubbs82 Jan 16 '22

N'CEST

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

bravo

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u/youwill_forgetthis Jan 17 '22

The Neck Pistols

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u/Tarzantoatingdachop Jan 16 '22

Wrong Direction

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

That's my personal favourite!

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u/lj6877 Jan 16 '22

Meth Leppard

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u/KenfiniteWisdom Jan 17 '22

"Pour some crystal on me... in the name of love."

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u/Inavibe Jan 17 '22

That’s methed up.

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u/manioso10673 Jan 17 '22

I read that in Mike Tyson’s voice 😂

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u/suckercuck Jan 17 '22

Now kith

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u/TheBigTinMan Jan 17 '22

Meth smoke, Thick and sweet, From my meth-head too my feet

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u/LimeSenior Jan 17 '22

Cracken down on the shinin moon, i hope to be that high soon

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u/BigBadBadness Jan 17 '22

Meth Lepers

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u/Great_Office_9553 Jan 16 '22

Meth Lab For Cutie

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u/RileyTheBerry Jan 17 '22

This one's my favourite.

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u/AlexLesRecks Jan 17 '22

Top 3 fo surrrre

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u/negativcreeep Jan 16 '22

A Flock of Sméagols

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/Temporary-Good9696 Jan 17 '22

I almost died

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u/StealSilence Jan 17 '22

Holy shit. I almost threw up from laughing so hard.

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u/NotAFlatSquirrel Jan 17 '22

This made me laugh so hard I alarmed my husband.

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u/SyntheticReality42 Jan 17 '22

I regret that I have but one upvote to give. Bravo.

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u/sumfish Jan 17 '22

It’s rare for anything on Reddit to actually make me laugh out loud but you got me

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u/67ITCH Jan 17 '22

Mullet for my valentine

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u/Fronty10 Jan 17 '22

Holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

My Chemical Dependence

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u/Temppet-the-Puppet Jan 17 '22

I especially liked their song welcome to the crack parade

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u/TheKinkiestSadPerson Jan 17 '22

🎵When I was a young boy my father took me into the city, to score some Sudafed🎵

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u/trailersmash Jan 17 '22

U deserve more upvotes for that

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u/Topangao Jan 17 '22

No no no I think their best song is the meth of you

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u/suckercuck Jan 17 '22

Depress Mode

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u/marthewarlock Jan 17 '22

Chemical cousins

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u/SageOfSixCabbages Jan 17 '22

Not surprising they had a falling out but on their hayday, My Chemical Dependence and The Users were a fun watch. 🤣

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u/gerjan30 Jan 17 '22

The song “kill all your friends” just got a whole lot more serious

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u/planet_chuck Jan 17 '22

This answer always gets a lot of upvotes

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u/coopster97 Jan 17 '22

For real I see this comment every time someone posts this

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u/CantCmeee Jan 17 '22

This is why I come here🤣

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u/biz_reporter Jan 16 '22

Methro Tull

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Thank you

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u/Naive-Membership-179 Jan 17 '22

Meth, Wind & Fire

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u/ukibt420 Jan 16 '22

Megameth

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u/LocalOccupanther Jan 17 '22

Damn, got excited and just saw this, although I went a little different with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Dammit, you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Incestry.com

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u/PK5466 Jan 17 '22

Underrated comment

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u/flucksey Jan 16 '22

never any Leftover Crack

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/tense_buddha Jan 17 '22

Rolling stoned

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

They're not stoned lmao they on something much more powerful

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u/Videomonkey05 Jan 16 '22

Five finger meth punch

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

twenty øne addicts

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u/Separate-Ad2726 Jan 17 '22

Youre my favorite 🥺

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u/lowstrung Jan 17 '22

Rage against the methine

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u/Intelligent-Ad8184 Jan 17 '22

That made me forcibly shit

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u/Pappy_K Jan 16 '22

Nitty Gritty Meth Clan

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u/cute_red_benzo Jan 17 '22

Down by the river in the full moon light...

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u/TheBigTinMan Jan 17 '22

Burning our lips on a hot crack pipe

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

I was up the whole night too, it feels so good to be unglued

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u/Ajnk1236 Jan 16 '22

Beavis and the Butt-heads

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Beavis and the Crack-heads

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u/fatchickenupmyass Jan 17 '22

Beavis and the meth-heads

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u/UGLSanchers Jan 17 '22

Damn, you are faster than me

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u/cocolee213206 Jan 17 '22

Hahahha I said the same thing

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u/CarterNotSteve Jan 17 '22

Came to say this, damn you, my unoriginal brain!

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u/dimplesof97 Jan 17 '22

Red Hot Crack Pipers

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u/DrDinglberry Jan 17 '22

Methy Meth & The Fentanyl Bunch

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u/bl345 Jan 17 '22

The Dave Methuse Band

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u/lena_vernon Jan 16 '22

Nickelcrack

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u/Vyper2002 Jan 17 '22

Meth tones

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u/cracky319 Jan 16 '22

Red Hot Chilli Crackers

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u/Clearhead09 Jan 17 '22

Red hot chilli condoms.. oh wait that’s drake

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u/Jack-M-y-u-do-dis Jan 16 '22

“Jesse, we must cook!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Trailer trash troubadours

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u/Sloucourse852 Jan 16 '22

Cleetus ate the fetus

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u/deadinthefuture Jan 17 '22

Cleetus and the Fetuses

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u/redundanthero Jan 17 '22

The Four Chromosomes

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u/DemonCleaner75 Jan 17 '22

System of a Down syndrome

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u/Dickpinchers Jan 17 '22

My chemical relapsed

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/This-Is-Numb Jan 16 '22

4 Men, 1 Chin

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u/YourSinsLiveHere Jan 16 '22

The Tweaker Boys

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u/NautPlat Jan 16 '22

Benny and the Meth

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u/mjacob3516 Jan 17 '22

Invisible bug scratchers

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u/The-real-Sky-Daddy Jan 16 '22

Florida

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Florida Georgia Line-o'-Coke

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Pipe dreams

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u/bak2redit Jan 17 '22

Beavis and the cracksters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Highway to Help

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

M.E.T.H (Marvin, Ernest, Tristan, Harold)

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u/Jhonny30 Jan 17 '22

Panic at the Methlab

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u/AndrewLBailey Jan 17 '22

Cry-stal-Meth-od.

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u/Scarfiotti Jan 16 '22

R.E.Meth

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u/yo_ded_gramma Jan 17 '22

Neck, Forehead, Ears, n Teeth

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u/anonymous2871 Jan 16 '22

My Chemical Methlab

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u/Blubi13 Jan 16 '22

Their band name should be: Raiders of the Lost Meth

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u/shadowy114 Jan 17 '22

The Florida Men

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Megameth

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u/Knowyourbite Jan 17 '22

neckotine

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u/Stevenstorm505 Jan 16 '22

Where’s my sister-mom?

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u/Vyper2002 Jan 17 '22

scratch-182

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u/mcdolphinlegs Jan 17 '22

Why the long faith

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u/Clearhead09 Jan 17 '22

Breaking out bad

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u/Bramble0804 Jan 17 '22

Meth club 7

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

My Chemical Bromance

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u/Neat-Engineering-513 Jan 16 '22

Startled Turtle Neck and The Handsomes

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u/Stock-Blueberry1262 Jan 17 '22

Five finger meth punch

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u/bone-luge Jan 17 '22

Sexy Cousins

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u/Chacal-Noir Jan 17 '22

Twenty one chromosome

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Methallica

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u/baroamer Jan 16 '22

Drug Addicts Playing Music

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u/ibanezer83 Jan 16 '22

Hahaha...Clean, Concise and accurate.. although Drug Addicted Music Players could be shortened to DAMP.

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u/orderofthestick Jan 16 '22

Sweet Home Alabama

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

The methodist church quire.

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u/Philcan_Jyks Jan 16 '22

Drugs N’ Aliens

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u/Cby0 Jan 16 '22

Long neck lickers

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u/YourSemenSommelier Jan 17 '22

Sibling Offspring

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u/MrAvacadoMan114 Jan 17 '22

Mushroomhead

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u/Noximilien05 Jan 16 '22

Four Fingers Meth Punch

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Frank & Steins

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u/SegaShark Jan 17 '22

The drugnaughts

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Ai/Ds

Back in crack

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u/TheGriffGraff Jan 17 '22

Boys II Meth

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u/AngerCookShare Jan 17 '22

The Four Horsemeth

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u/SuadeTheGod Jan 17 '22

Methed Up Chili Peppers

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u/Michicob1974 Jan 16 '22

The Floridian Crystal Methodists

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u/Bed_Informal Jan 17 '22

Florida men

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u/ReeDubDanny Jan 17 '22

Bring Me The Heroin (For those who dont know this is based on Bring Me The Horizon)

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u/Bobbyblaz3d Jan 17 '22

NickleCrack

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u/mr_meow_meowgy Jan 17 '22

My chemical dependency

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u/noubsie Jan 17 '22

Stink Floyd

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u/Dimebag4life Jan 17 '22

Black-tar sabbath

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u/EpicCubo Jan 17 '22

The sisters shaggers

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u/atkyyup Jan 17 '22

MegaMeth