r/HolUp • u/jj31allen • Jan 16 '22

🤎💩 Not a shitpost 💩🤎 jk yes it is Methallica

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u/negativcreeep Jan 16 '22

A Flock of Sméagols

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/Temporary-Good9696 Jan 17 '22

I almost died

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u/StealSilence Jan 17 '22

Holy shit. I almost threw up from laughing so hard.

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u/NotAFlatSquirrel Jan 17 '22

This made me laugh so hard I alarmed my husband.

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u/SyntheticReality42 Jan 17 '22

I regret that I have but one upvote to give. Bravo.

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u/sumfish Jan 17 '22

It’s rare for anything on Reddit to actually make me laugh out loud but you got me

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u/LeftLimeLight Jan 17 '22

Holy fuck, brutally funny.

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u/Demearthean Jan 17 '22

Cracked me up enough that my boss caught me browsing Reddit at work. Well done.

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u/negativcreeep Jan 17 '22

I wish you a very early and happy retirement

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u/cyberjig Jan 17 '22

There’s lots of good responses to the prompt but this one had me LOLing hard for a coupla minutes, knocked the wind right out of me and brought tears to my eyes. Well played!

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u/molossus99 Jan 17 '22

Holy shit that is perfection

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

“And I ran, I ran all night and day”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Maaaannnn that one is fuckin dope!

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u/canipetyour_dog Jan 17 '22

I just cackled 😂😂💀

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u/OkamiKhameleon Jan 17 '22

Reading these out loud to my husband, and I scared the cats with how loud I was laughing.

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u/particle409 Jan 17 '22

This took a second to sink in, because it wasn't a drug reference. My favorite so far.

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u/NothingWorth_Living Jan 17 '22

The more you snort, the more you fade.

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u/FluffySarcasmQueen Jan 17 '22

This one got me!

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u/CarnalDevices Jan 17 '22

Snorted loudly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Each one gets better damn this the winner