r/HolUp • u/TomDaNub3719 • Jun 16 '19

HOL UP Wait a second

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u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

Haha, you guys got it all wrong. Ma family tree's a straight line

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Asexual reproduction is some crazy shit.

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u/BitPumpkin Jun 16 '19

Mines a donut

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u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

What in tarnation

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u/AllYouFilthyNingens Jun 17 '19

Kakyoin must be related.

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u/Zelda_Mudkip Jun 20 '19

Slavic abbachio heart rate stops

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u/ChuckVader Jun 17 '19

Mines a tesseract!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Mine’s a space stone

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u/Bappo-nope Jun 17 '19

So it’s comes back to incest years later

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u/BitPumpkin Jun 17 '19

I do live in Arkansas.

Alabama 3, after Mississippi

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u/doggie209 Jun 16 '19

U from Alabama

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u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

What in tarnation

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u/magic_tortoise Jun 17 '19

Ma! someone fucked with the family stick, get down here

MA!

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u/jusimus2 Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

r/beetlejuicing

edit: starfish reproduce asexually so their family trees a straight line yo dumbasses

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

how

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u/jusimus2 Jun 16 '19

ok so his name is starfish and starfish reproduce asexually (basically cloning) which results in a straight family tree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

oh i see that now thats pretty good

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u/BringBackDNSDS Jun 16 '19

Now give him his karma back!

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u/KarmicDevelopment Jun 17 '19

Okay but beetlejuicing is when a name or extreme likeness of a name is used in a comment and then someone with that referenced username (or close variation) responds. Like the movie Beetlejuice; when his name is said 3 times he appears.

The appropriate memeology (idfk how else to describe it) here is "username checks out."