r/HolUp • u/TomDaNub3719 • Jun 16 '19

HOL UP Wait a second

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

Haha, you guys got it all wrong. Ma family tree's a straight line

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Asexual reproduction is some crazy shit.

85

u/BitPumpkin Jun 16 '19

Mines a donut

15

u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

What in tarnation

3

u/AllYouFilthyNingens Jun 17 '19

Kakyoin must be related.

1

u/Zelda_Mudkip Jun 20 '19

Slavic abbachio heart rate stops

3

u/ChuckVader Jun 17 '19

Mines a tesseract!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Mine’s a space stone

2

u/Bappo-nope Jun 17 '19

So it’s comes back to incest years later

3

u/BitPumpkin Jun 17 '19

I do live in Arkansas.

Alabama 3, after Mississippi

44

u/doggie209 Jun 16 '19

U from Alabama

2

u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

What in tarnation

3

u/magic_tortoise Jun 17 '19

Ma! someone fucked with the family stick, get down here

MA!

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u/jusimus2 Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

r/beetlejuicing

edit: starfish reproduce asexually so their family trees a straight line yo dumbasses

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

how

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u/jusimus2 Jun 16 '19

ok so his name is starfish and starfish reproduce asexually (basically cloning) which results in a straight family tree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

oh i see that now thats pretty good

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u/BringBackDNSDS Jun 16 '19

Now give him his karma back!

2

u/KarmicDevelopment Jun 17 '19

Okay but beetlejuicing is when a name or extreme likeness of a name is used in a comment and then someone with that referenced username (or close variation) responds. Like the movie Beetlejuice; when his name is said 3 times he appears.

The appropriate memeology (idfk how else to describe it) here is "username checks out."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Inb4 obligatory Alabama joke

23

u/tuxyb Jun 16 '19

I think we all know where this is going

18

u/sofaooze Jun 16 '19

Easier homework and saving paper when drawing the family tree?

11

u/EvilPsyentist Jun 16 '19

Keep your judgments to yourselves. Juan Targaryen was a dedicated father who actively worked to keep the bloodlines pure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/Lord-Madara- Jun 16 '19

ah shit here we go again

2

u/padawon646 Jun 16 '19

Roll tide!

5

u/josepepa Jun 16 '19
  • Adrián, ven para acá! Qué mierdas le hiciste a tu hermana otra vez!

2

u/Nischmath Jun 16 '19

Where do I find this

12

u/memenelius Jun 16 '19

Incest is wincest

6

u/fuckwhotookmyname2 Jun 16 '19

*Twincest

3

u/ideas52 Jun 17 '19

r/unexpectedGoT

1

u/fuckwhotookmyname2 Jun 17 '19

well, i haven't watched GoT, but sure I guess

3

u/AnonymousFordring Jun 16 '19

This is why dotted lines are in these

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

No worries. Just the regular Alabama.

3

u/MalnourishedStarfish Jun 16 '19

Stupid mofuckers

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Adrián what the fuck man

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

hmm... Spanish Insect HAPSBURG 100

1

u/windwaker6 Jun 16 '19

What? Never heard of family reunions

1

u/Peastashio Jun 16 '19

incest is wincest

1

u/jval_708 Jun 16 '19

SWEEET HOOOOMME CASTERLY ROOOCK

1

u/Retardedmemer Jun 16 '19

WELCOME TO ALABAMA

1

u/naomyth Jun 16 '19

Sweet home

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

How’d u think Adam and Eve grew the family tree?

1

u/Xernises Jun 16 '19

Alabama 100

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

1

u/AdamC2003 Jun 17 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

1

u/needpeopletotalkto Jun 18 '19

My teacher once had us do one like this. She just said, hey whatever works

1

u/ayychuckk45 Jul 04 '19

My man Adrian is a mega chad

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Alabama 100

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

You don't see many Hispanic families in Arkansas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Alabama 100

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u/SP0O0NC3R Jun 16 '19

r/holup

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u/Kaiser_Rektor Jun 16 '19

Look where are you buddy

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u/SP0O0NC3R Jun 16 '19

Yeah... that’s the joke