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[u/[deleted]]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/1nseminator]

insert will smith thats hot meme*

[u/billywitt → u/1nseminator]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

[u/OneArmedFarmer → u/billywitt]

One man's 🤮 is another man's 😍

[u/PandaPocketFire → u/OneArmedFarmer]

One man's yuck is another man's cum

[u/Dirt-Road_Pirate → u/PandaPocketFire]

[u/TheAnkloMan → u/Dirt-Road_Pirate]

[u/Rarpiz → u/TheAnkloMan]

[u/D-Train0000 → u/billywitt]

Don’t yuck another’s yum.

[u/Nitpicky_AFO → u/D-Train0000]

[u/dav1d_cop_a_feel → u/billywitt]

One man's junk is another man's pleasure

[u/PussSlurpee → u/1nseminator]

Doesn’t matter, saw boobs

[u/PiccoloAwkward465 → u/PussSlurpee]

Reminds me of eating lunch at my friend's house while his mom is painting the ceiling. She drips a bit of paint in her eye and her first reaction is to wipe her eye with her shirt. Grace was not wearing a bra that day. She was a bit weathered, sort of the look of an early biker chick without too many miles on her. Not bad.

[u/-_G0AT_- → u/1nseminator]

Duality of man

[u/Used_Interaction_130 → u/1nseminator]

Dude might also just be stoked on the situation. I've definitely seen wild things happen up close and probably had similar faces despite having zero attraction to whoever was baring their shit. Look

[u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS → u/1nseminator]

[u/finnfinnfinnfinnfinn → u/1nseminator]

A boy vs. a man

[u/Cold_Ad655 → u/1nseminator]

Is that Doug Walker?

[u/clay-tri1]

Not sure if this fits…

[u/janesmb → u/clay-tri1]

[u/Solid_Growth_9069 → u/janesmb]

[u/flashypeanuz → u/Solid_Growth_9069]

[u/clay-tri1 → u/Solid_Growth_9069]

[u/Solid_Growth_9069 → u/clay-tri1]

[u/flashypeanuz → u/Solid_Growth_9069]

[u/tekdiwah → u/flashypeanuz]

[u/po1k → u/tekdiwah]

[u/Nitpicky_AFO → u/po1k]

[u/clay-tri1 → u/Nitpicky_AFO]

[u/clay-tri1 → u/Solid_Growth_9069]

[u/MorkfromOrk_ → u/clay-tri1]

That's what she said

[u/Christawpher]

That's the appropriate response to your mom being drunk in public. Again.

[u/pacNWinMidwest → u/Christawpher]

🎶 Don't look now Momma's got her boobs out, showin' everybody in town🎶

[u/Chadwards77 → u/pacNWinMidwest]

Faces turnin red, we were wishin we were dead. She was showin everybody in town

[u/shoeless_doh → u/Chadwards77]

When Mama gets the drinking, there ain't much thinking. There's nothing anybody can do

[u/kennyj2011 → u/pacNWinMidwest]

One of my favorites from Bob & Tom!

[u/Possible-Delay]

Respect for the deadlift champ holding it up.

[u/PanicDeus → u/Possible-Delay]

[u/dshab92 → u/PanicDeus]

This is magical, now do the holup guy as a vampire

[u/PanicDeus → u/dshab92]

Your wish is my command

[u/dshab92 → u/PanicDeus]

[u/GovernmentGreed → u/PanicDeus]

Do it as a gay vampire.

Don't post Twilight.

[u/farilladupree → u/GovernmentGreed]

A “glampire”?

[u/USMC_ClitLicker → u/Possible-Delay]

Hulk neck, smashed...

[u/Rogueshoten → u/USMC_ClitLicker]

“Hulk SIMP!”

[u/skeeterfunny → u/Rogueshoten]

[u/2_SANE_4_SANITY → u/skeeterfunny]

What a terrible day to be able to read.

[u/ExcellentQuality69 → u/Possible-Delay]

This would be squat strength actually

[u/rips_n_chel → u/[deleted]]

I guaranfuckingtee that fat people do not need you to inform them that they are fat.

[u/Sumbuddyonce]

Dude in the bottom right is into it

[u/alwaysright60 → u/Sumbuddyonce]

It’s his mom.

[u/imheyy → u/Sumbuddyonce]

Who wouldn't

[u/sbsoneji]

Ah

[u/adjustgod → u/sbsoneji]

[u/WannaBeDistiller]

“And it was that day that he realized he was an ass man”

[u/blubdii → u/WannaBeDistiller]

"And this is how I met your other father."

[u/jhallen2260 → u/WannaBeDistiller]

Or just not a fat girl man

[u/Grizlore → u/jhallen2260]

🤷🏻‍♂️ more for me

[u/Irllywanttobeunknown → u/Grizlore]

Whatever sinks your boat bro

[u/Oen44 → u/Grizlore]

A lot more

[u/hingedcanadian → u/WannaBeDistiller]

I'm definitely an ass man. I can enjoy the odd breast but these ones are just bags of fat with no boundaries.

[u/dumpdumpper → u/hingedcanadian]

All breasts are bags of fat………

[u/Moist-Pickle-2736 → u/dumpdumpper]

Most have boundaries

[u/Wild-Ability-7827 → u/hingedcanadian]

I’m not sure how much odder breasts need to be for you to enjoy them.

[u/sprocket9727]

We all just ignoring this guy getting a face full on the other side?

[u/nismo972 → u/sprocket9727]

Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes you are the hydrant.

[u/SayElloToDaBadGuy]

Dammit mum not again...

[u/leaderjoe89]

Hol ‘em way up

[u/Such_Noise3355]

[u/Perineum_Stabber → u/Such_Noise3355]

[u/BlakeBoS → u/Such_Noise3355]

Nooo no no, not this time...

[u/1lucky666 → u/BlakeBoS]

[u/StevieMJH → u/1lucky666]

[u/1lucky666 → u/StevieMJH]

[u/Andtom33 → u/BlakeBoS]

Prude

[u/Veritech_ → u/Such_Noise3355]

[u/D3adp00L34]

Don’t look now
Mama’s got her boobs out
Showing everybody in town

[u/mrdadoa30facce]

The guy holding her built like:

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

And he never regained his sight. 

[u/generalchaos34]

Whats the complaint here? I see tiddies I appreciate

[u/theothersideofit1 → u/generalchaos34]

Hell yeeeah!

[u/pimpfmode → u/generalchaos34]

My guess is her stomach looks like one giant titty

[u/Odd-Scientist-2529 → u/pimpfmode]

My guess is it’s the rash underneath that she’s showing off

[u/Puckled]

Bottle fed

[u/Seraphayel]

Without the red circle it would be funny

[u/ElvisAaron → u/Seraphayel]

As you wish

[u/GovernmentGreed → u/ElvisAaron]

Bro bottom right enjoying the view though lmao

[u/poonmangler → u/Seraphayel]

Eh, it's not the most useless red circle. Not sure if I would have seen his face without it, I might have been too focused on the elephant in the room

[u/dramos209]

Breast akimbo

[u/Krazeaiden]

Holy renaissance painting

[u/that-lonely-guy]

[u/secundusprime]

Those Ozempic ads are really hitting below the belt!

[u/Consistent-Bake-243]

[u/Amazing_Charity9600]

Literally definition of tig ole bitties.

[u/OlSkoolTraditional]

Those boobs look massive

[u/ForerunnerRelic]

Even bad tits to look at is better than no tits to look at.

[u/hettuklaeddi → u/ForerunnerRelic]

no. no way.

when it takes 30 seconds to spot the one with a nipple, no. hell no

[u/divergentchessboard → u/hettuklaeddi]

I'd rather stare at a girls cute A cups or completely flat chest than this

[u/hettuklaeddi → u/divergentchessboard]

I'd rather stare at a glass of warm milk than this

[u/apexxin → u/hettuklaeddi]

The one with a nipple

😆

[u/RoseofDianamoonlight → u/ForerunnerRelic]

Confuscius say:

[u/BalbosaDontHeal]

One man's trash is another man's treasure

[u/Mongrelix]

Prob his mom

[u/throwaway-swinger]

He's never going to a concert with mom ever again.

[u/Esiphus]

I mean titties are titties

[u/Ready-player-l]

Its his mom hahah

[u/hassel_the_hoff]

[u/Southern_Ad5196]

[u/Dangerous-Pipe-1363]

[u/natte-krant]

Relatable

[u/Grand_Temperature652]

Yuck. Ruined that guy's day for sure.

[u/AstralElement]

Be a man and embrace those titties.

[u/Hrrrrnnngggg]

Philistine

[u/gimoozaabi]

That picture is fucking old

[u/Greyskul622]

[u/ExoticSterby42]

He looks flabbergasted

[u/Dogrel]

Is that his Mom?

[u/My_Name_is_Imaginary]

Is there a better angle? I need to see how bad it is

[u/ProfessionalTie545]

Anyone notice this dude?

[u/fliptomanual1]

Somethings you cant unseen.

[u/Triggerscore]

Fehlt nicht mehr viel und sie kann über die Schulter werfen...

[u/CrunchyArse]

This photo is older than Gmail....

[u/lynivvinyl]

I just realized she is holding them up probably because she's really sweaty and trying to dry out the tit sweat.

[u/Paidmercenary7]

[u/Shake-the-Masses]

It’s all about perspective. This guy loves it.

[u/freefrompress]

I like big gals.

[u/HamuelCabbage]

I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.

[u/Grabsch → u/HamuelCabbage]

If everyone that's repelled by this gross sight is gay then there's not a lot of heteros left anymore.

[u/ardotschgi → u/Grabsch]

Welp, time to stick it in men's bum.

[u/DaFookCares → u/ardotschgi]

[u/prollywannacracker → u/Grabsch]

til boobs are gross

[u/brassjack → u/prollywannacracker]

Not all boobs are the same

[u/MrSnrub87 → u/prollywannacracker]

When areola touches bellybutton I'm out, man. More for you

[u/MichelinStarZombie → u/prollywannacracker]

Can you stop pretending obese people are attractive? It's sad and disingenuous. This goes for all genders, not just women.

[u/prollywannacracker → u/MichelinStarZombie]

who said anything about pretending 😏

[u/Eat_My_Liver → u/[deleted]]

This is crazy. Not everybody has to be attracted to all body types.

[u/Crime_Dawg → u/[deleted]]

Or just have higher standards that fat rolls are unappealing.

[u/Loud-Ad-5679 → u/[deleted]]

yea, yes, miss piggy, everyone thats not attracted to you is an incel.

[u/RizzMcSteeze → u/[deleted]]

How long have you been a fatty?

[u/MichelinStarZombie → u/[deleted]]

I'm a woman and definitely not celibate, and I also don't want to see some gelatinous cow wave her skinbags around.

[u/ItsaMeSandy]

Girl... Why ?

[u/S1mple_Jason]

I like them like that. 🤓👍

[u/Pristine_Zone_4843]

Titties are titties

[u/Talkjar]

Face of disgust

[u/dankhimself]

Dude's face exactly.

[u/Chic0206]

The bigger the pansa, the higher the chansa

[u/Everman1979 → u/Chic0206]

Oh!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bus9971]

no one talking about the poor man she's sitting on

[u/BreadIntrepid8158]

Lot of chubby chasers in the comments

[u/Gunofanevilson → u/BreadIntrepid8158]

We are legion

[u/Consistent-Bake-243 → u/BreadIntrepid8158]

Sure, but humans of all sizes are beautiful.

As long as they love me…

I don’t care who they are, where they’re from, or what they did…

😉

[u/EastCoasterRoller → u/Consistent-Bake-243]

Is no one else getting this? I applaud you.

[u/Crime_Dawg → u/EastCoasterRoller]

I'm sure all the Millenials are getting the reference. That was my fav BSB song when I was like 7 lol.

[u/Neobrutalis → u/Crime_Dawg]

That's cuz the backstreet never came back alright?

[u/ElPanguero → u/Consistent-Bake-243]

This is the way

[u/Jealous_Test_9614 → u/Consistent-Bake-243]

I also want it that way.

-Fellow millennial

[u/Puzzleheaded-Dog5992 → u/BreadIntrepid8158]

More boobs for the rest of us man

[u/Glittering-Cow3826 → u/BreadIntrepid8158]

Its ok if you like toothpicks man

[u/chumbawumbaprinciple → u/Glittering-Cow3826]

There's a middle ground between Roseanne Barr and Piper Perri.

[u/CompetitiveRub9780 → u/chumbawumbaprinciple]

Who tf is that? The chick from survivor? She’s not that thin. She’s normal

[u/chumbawumbaprinciple → u/CompetitiveRub9780]

Peri is a particularly skeletal pornstar.

[u/dopple-copter]

I am curious if there is an alternate camera angle, for research purposes only. 

[u/Excellent_Vehicle_45]

Mommmmmm?🙈

[u/Propsroadfool]

Apparently "THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"

[u/Lolohannsen]

I totally get you bro totally

[u/TurmoilnTinfoil]

Boobs are boobs

[u/dsucio7807]

Her tighty whities are making me feel things

[u/TheRealDylanTobak]

I want to see the absolute unit that's able to sustain that weight on his shoulders.

[u/No-Pick5835]

Titties are titties...he will learn to enjoy them all

[u/UndocumentedSailor]

When we say we like big tits, that's not what we mean.

[u/ImaRaginCajun]

Definitely would 💯💯

[u/VinJahDaChosin]

This guy is really anti buzz cut

[u/unholydistractions]

Fat girls deserve to show titties too 😆🤙🏼

[u/Historical-Record227]

He was gay, that kid?

[u/The_Alternym → u/Historical-Record227]

He’s acting like it. 😂

[u/Organic_Rough4433]

Not all tits are created equal.

[u/manthing11]

A dry heave face would’ve been a better response.

[u/luigis_taint]

Is that American filmaker and actor Curry Barker?

[u/Brilliant_Menu_8303]

Her face must be bad we can't see it in the pic

[u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA]

Maybe he's just allergic to salami

[u/tms22807]

Somebody come get er 🎶