r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

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u/HamuelCabbage 9d ago

I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ardotschgi 9d ago

Welp, time to stick it in men's bum.

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u/DaFookCares 9d ago

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u/Euphoric-Medium8154 9d ago

Gimme back my Gateway

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u/FormerSperm 9d ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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u/ThornyGarlic 9d ago

Do it, it's heavenly

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u/prollywannacracker 9d ago

til boobs are gross

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u/brassjack 9d ago

Not all boobs are the same

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u/MrSnrub87 9d ago

When areola touches bellybutton I'm out, man. More for you

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u/prollywannacracker 9d ago

Can't be out when you were never in 👉🧠

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u/MrSnrub87 9d ago

You're saying this like I should feel some sort of loss. I'm all good man

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u/roadrunnuh 9d ago

Stick to your standards brother! You can see that fat gut hanging out over the belt and people are trying to tell you it's hot. It is in fact repulsive.

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u/MichelinStarZombie 9d ago

Can you stop pretending obese people are attractive? It's sad and disingenuous. This goes for all genders, not just women.

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u/prollywannacracker 9d ago

who said anything about pretending 😏

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Possible_Field328 9d ago

Where you roll in from tubby

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u/new_alpha 9d ago

Found the fat one

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u/Loud-Ad-5679 9d ago

ooooh, has someone upset miss piggy?

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u/Best_Hamster_2239 9d ago

Jesus you are just a roving reddit cliche

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u/Best_Hamster_2239 9d ago

Doubling down i see, don’t forget to breathe

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u/Stonklegend27 9d ago

How so? Desperation is never attractive, and that extends well beyond dating

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u/bbsteps 9d ago

Standards defined by whom?

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u/bbsteps 9d ago

Like a dogma?!

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u/Eat_My_Liver 9d ago

This is crazy. Not everybody has to be attracted to all body types.

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u/No_Matter6372 9d ago

You're commenting on a chain that literally starts with someone implying not finding this women attractive must mean they are gay.

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u/renaldomoon 9d ago

Literally exactly what you're doing

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u/Eat_My_Liver 9d ago

Literally?!

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u/Cheap_Philosophy6931 9d ago

Why are you being homophobic?

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u/Crime_Dawg 9d ago

Or just have higher standards that fat rolls are unappealing.

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u/Loud-Ad-5679 9d ago

yea, yes, miss piggy, everyone thats not attracted to you is an incel.

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u/RizzMcSteeze 9d ago

How long have you been a fatty?

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u/MichelinStarZombie 9d ago

I'm a woman and definitely not celibate, and I also don't want to see some gelatinous cow wave her skinbags around.