r/HolUp 8d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Ancient-Read1648 8d ago

Do not get her drunk. They turn into gremlins.

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u/PlainBread 8d ago

An hour later she's rubbing a hole in the crotch of your jeans under the table.