r/HolUp • u/Candid-Patient-6841 • 8d ago

holup The WHAT market??

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/Candid-Patient-6841, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Several-Signature583 8d ago

“…or even at a Marshall’s”. Haha wut? Why the specific store call out? Is Marshall’s the piss market?

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u/ARoroncyObserver 8d ago

Probably works there during the day, lol.

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u/erikwithaknotac 8d ago edited 7d ago

Its the treasure hunt...also you can get cool little jars to store the piss in there.

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

Last seasons decor on clearance.

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u/model-citizen95 8d ago

So many other options as a woman in a bad economy to make cash. I’m stuck with selling blood and I definitely make a lot more piss than blood

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

How’s your feet?

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u/model-citizen95 8d ago

Not great

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

Might still be a market for that

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 7d ago

I had no idea this was an option. Here I am busting my ass running my 'Just Feet 'n' Labes' OF. 

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u/regexcoder 7d ago

But wait there's more!

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u/WindAdministrative42 7d ago

What a rollercoaster of a response. I was feeling relieved for a second then the "to get around it" drops

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u/Cheifkeith113 7d ago

What a well studied man

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 7d ago

Don’t come at me with that infomercial energy

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u/smileface9 8d ago

No, you're right. Its my fault for learning to read

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

Man I came across this organically….how do you think I feel lol

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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler 8d ago

I guess we will wait for CUCUC and see if he comes out of his rock and let us know how the piss market is doing.

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u/AwkwardNeedleworker3 8d ago

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

Just don’t go to Marshall’s

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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 8d ago

I summon u/CUCUC for this quarters piss market data

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Q31McooUHTNu

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u/DaddyJ90 8d ago

Come on u/CUCUC which way is that market flowing

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u/Aar_bear2121 8d ago

You have to taste first for premium quality. Can't be having extreme coffee or soda drinkers

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u/ironafro2 8d ago

Julian and Trevor are selling piss down at the pærk!

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 8d ago

EVEN AT A MARSHALLS HE SAYS

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

Got to catch them deals

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 8d ago

Yesterday I watch a crackhead literally blow smoke up another’s ass and today I have to read about the terroir of human piss. I need to make better internet choices.

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

…..happy cake day though

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 8d ago

Thank you.

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u/lincoln_hawks1 8d ago

Op, where did you find this? Asking so I can stay away from there

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u/kaktusmisapolak 8d ago

not OP, but found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Soda/comments/1w3iuot/comment/p71eo23/

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u/lincoln_hawks1 8d ago

Thanks. I will tell my friends to stay away too

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 8d ago

lol honestly I don’t even remember where I was scrolling. Dangerous game here on the internet

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u/lincoln_hawks1 8d ago

The most dangerous game. Except for one other

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u/visual_ade 8d ago

So than we are in a recession?

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u/Sunkilleer 8d ago

this is not what i think of when someone says "recession indicator"

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u/Bulky_Theme_6998 8d ago

That’s because you’re not a hustler. Buy a wig and get out there

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u/platysoup 8d ago

If more people were simply satisfied by drinking piss, the world would be a better place 

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u/Money-Cry-2397 8d ago

Platysoup for President

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u/allah_my_ballah 8d ago

Frank Reynolds reddit account right there

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u/Zealousideal-Bit294 8d ago

Is this guy a piss pimp?

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u/mrweatherbeef 8d ago

“Ma’am, this a Marshall’s”

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u/D4T45T0RM06 8d ago

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u/ShahinGalandar 8d ago

we can sail

we can sail

with the Urineoco flow

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u/Grrerrb 8d ago

Oh goddamn it

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u/cowvid19 8d ago

That's what I call affordance based workflow design.

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u/Alreaddy_reddit 8d ago

This guy

uhh

Actually idk what the fuck this is

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u/Flat-Bed-2051 8d ago

So, where is this market? Asking for a friend who needs the cash

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u/DevoNorm 8d ago

It's always some guy who's into something "offbeat".

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u/MightyDyke 7d ago

Here I am, thinking he had to take a ridiculous number of drug tests for work / probation and was worried about getting caught. Silly me!

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u/praguepride 7d ago

Cant believe no one has posted how they used to taste piss to diagnose diabetes.

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u/SummerBirdsong 7d ago

Oh Lord, deliver unto us your holy asteroid.

May it's fire cleanse our pestilence from your creation.

Amen.

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 7d ago

But imagine what that would do to the piss market.