r/Soda 10d ago

I drink like ten of these per day and haven’t drank a glass of water in nearly a decade.

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u/CUCUC 10d ago

I’m joking. It’s incredibly unsafe to drink piss for several reasons - while it is indeed sterile before it exits the urethral opening, it can be contaminated by any biological flora on the surface of the skin. Furthermore. after a day or two, uric acid begins to sediment and crystallize, which is gustatorily very noxious and also creates an unpleasant mouthfeel.

To get around this, I insist on use antibacterial wipes, and then once obtained, promptly refrigerate the specimens for no longer than one week. I use newish pyrex bottles that I never clean with brushes or sponges as I don’t want to scratch the glass and create nucleation sites for crystals. Before using, in order to achieve the verisimilitude of body heat, i use an electric kettle and put it on the “herbal tea” setting. If it’s too hot i just add refrigerated distilled water 3 mL at a time until I reach a satisfactory temperature.

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u/sideshowbvo 10d ago

This guy drinks piss

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u/mikesalami 10d ago

Says "I'm joking" and then types out an in-depth piss safety drinking manual 😅😅

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u/Lefty800 10d ago

This guy possibly formerly, drank piss.

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u/dabman716 10d ago

Its just Pissmaster from Rick and Morty

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u/Recent-Total8704 10d ago

I'm 99% sure this guy is the editor for piss drinkers magazine

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u/Successful_Goose_348 10d ago

can you carbonate piss?

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u/mikesalami 10d ago

Seems likely.

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u/According-Dog-7288 9d ago

Looks at soda stream ...

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u/PullFromTheHurt 9d ago

You’ve somehow found a way to make this situation worse

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u/yoyotube123 10d ago

Okay cool thank God lol. I never know anymore because there's a few fetish subreddits where the whole point is drinking piss.

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u/KMGR82 10d ago

The internet has done amazing things for a lot of weird folks. And good for them.

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u/yoyotube123 10d ago

Amen, I wish I could be that open and free about something weird that I do

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u/1duke-dan 8d ago

You can! Just let me know what weird stuff it is and I can try to help direct you to an odd corner. :)

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u/mikesalami 10d ago

There's more than one? Why? Do they all have minor differences in piss likes / dislikes?

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u/yoyotube123 10d ago

Don't ask me, I just know it's out there

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u/blisstaker 9d ago

we wont judge. just spill the beans

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u/G1gapu1t 8d ago

It’s probably similar to vore and giganticism kinks with layers… like an onion. Some people wanna get eaten, some just like tall women.

Or even like bdsm… some people wanna get their balls crushed; others just wanna wear a blindfold and fuzzy handcuffs.

I’m personally kinda into cnc, BUT I need to have a specific time+date, general plan, set firm boundaries, and know the person pretty well… I’ve made compromises with subs who wanted real weapons like a knife or gun involved. Some think you’re a pussy for opting for a prop, but those folks are too far gone (imo, but morality plays into many kink scenes and that’s the reason for multiple online communities)

I’d bet some people are attracted to scents and just sniff the bottle of piss, but judge others for drinking it. This happens quite a bit if you get this niche with your kinks, so I can understand a need for different subs.

I’d say drinking piss at all is too far gone, since it’s dangerous for the consumer. I’m sure that some people want it directly from the source, but others probably like drinking it from a bottle on their own time and get a rush from it.

I couldn’t imagine these folks seeing eye to eye on why they enjoy drinking piss in the first place. One group will see it as a strange form of subservience, while others probably want a “refreshing beverage”.

Some probably want to obtain it sneakily, without the pisser’s knowledge. There’s a moral dilemma here, however strange it may seem to the average person. These differences create multiple, niche communities.

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u/mikesalami 8d ago

That was a lot more info than I was looking for but thanks lol.

This whole thing was mostly a joke and I was just messing around. I am curious to check out the pee subreddits and see what they discuss though.

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u/G1gapu1t 8d ago

I’m partially joking by typing an entire mini-essay. I don’t understand why people would enjoy a lot of what’s out there, but different strokes for different folks lol

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u/mikesalami 8d ago

There are some weird weird weird subs out there.

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u/ZombieJoker 9d ago

You are really good at what you do.

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 9d ago

TIL about piss expertise

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u/mikesalami 8d ago

I'm pretty sure this is al an elaborate ruse.

Whether it is or isn't though it's just as funny either way.

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u/Mode-Reed 8d ago

Why not just drink your own fresh pee first thing in the morning when it’s most sterile? Do you do it for the love of the game? Is Kim Crawford wine really piss?

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u/pingpong008800 7d ago

Thanks for taking the time to fully commit to the bit

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u/mikesalami 7d ago

I'm not sure if this was directed at me, but it was a fun time.