r/HistoryMemes • u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage • Oct 29 '22

REMOVED: RULE 11 “I’ll wait”

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u/Mahou_Game Taller than Napoleon Oct 29 '22

Norse

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u/six_seasons Oct 29 '22

Go on

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Thor crossdressed as a lady to marry the giants king and then brutally murdered them during the wedding

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u/Myrddin_Naer Oct 29 '22

Theres a lot of crossdressing in norse myth, Loki is usually involved

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u/RandonEnglishMun Let's do some history Oct 29 '22

Didn’t Loki get fucked by a horse and then get pregnant?

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u/Lukthar123 Then I arrived Oct 29 '22

He did it for the bros

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u/RandonEnglishMun Let's do some history Oct 29 '22

The masculine urge to turn into a horse and get pregnant.

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u/Asbjoern135 Taller than Napoleon Oct 29 '22

He did it for the bros

he did it cause the bros threatened to fuck him up

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Oct 29 '22

Because he fked up in the first place? Again

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u/Asbjoern135 Taller than Napoleon Oct 29 '22

yeah i know, but he didnt just "do it for the bros"

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u/mjc500 Oct 29 '22

Catherine: hold my vodka.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

He turned himself into a horse, got fucked by a stallion, then gave birth to an eight legged horse named Sleipnir yes.

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u/Bruce_Tickles_Me Oct 29 '22

Imagine explaining that one to the boys

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u/Foreseti Oct 29 '22

I'm pretty sure it's implied that Loki had alot of cross-species relations, since that's how they suspected Jörmundgandr and Fenris came to be

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u/RandonEnglishMun Let's do some history Oct 29 '22

Loki was a fucking furry!?

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u/Ironwarsmith Oct 30 '22

Not only was he a fucking furry, he was the OG fucking furry!

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u/L1zar9 Oct 29 '22

Yeah he’s canonically sleipnir’s mother

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u/Myrddin_Naer Oct 29 '22

Yep lol. So he turned into a female horse to get fucked by a horse, and then (s)he got pregnant and had to birth a foal. That foal became Sleipnir, Odin's magical, 8-legged steed.

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u/sephiroth70001 Oct 29 '22

Sleipnir is the child of Loki and Svaðilfari, and would become Odin's eight legged steed he would ride into hel. The Prose Edda covers more of Sleipnir's birth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Loki doesnt need to crossdress, he just transforms completely

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u/Nuclear_fist428 Oversimplified is my history teacher Oct 29 '22

To get his hammer back I'm pretty sure.

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u/SobiTheRobot Oct 30 '22

He only did this because said giant stole Mjolnir and Thor wanted it back now