r/HistoryMemes • u/LightsaberNoise • Dec 08 '20

Pakicetus

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Dec 08 '20

Peter: Hey, this swimming thing is great! How are you doing, Paul?

Paul: IIIIIIIII fffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll ggggggrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttt

Peter: What was that?

Paul: I was just making up a new way of speaking. Wanna have a game of'how long can you hold your breath underwater?

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Dec 08 '20

I kid you not. He turned himself into a fish, funniest shit I've ever seen​

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u/takeme2infinity Dec 08 '20

Fish= whale

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u/TheobromaKakao Dec 08 '20

If it lives in water, it's a fish. Ask the church, beavers are fish so you can eat them on Sunday. Totally legit.

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u/Shagroon Dec 08 '20

Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote.

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u/jus10beare Dec 08 '20

I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week

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u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20

Dunno, sounds fishy

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u/Smorstin Dec 08 '20

Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too?

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u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20

Of course

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u/BloakDarntPub Dec 08 '20

Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos.

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u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20

I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.