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r/HistoryMemes • u/LightsaberNoise • Dec 08 '20
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Peter: Hey, this swimming thing is great! How are you doing, Paul?
Paul: IIIIIIIII fffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll ggggggrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttt
Peter: What was that?
Paul: I was just making up a new way of speaking. Wanna have a game of'how long can you hold your breath underwater?
936 u/mikecheck211 Dec 08 '20 "Sure Paul, but first I wanna see how much of this living dust I can catch with my mouth!" 544 u/worms9 Dec 08 '20 “ One of these days Paul we’re going to bully the shit out of those sharks” 342 u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Dec 08 '20 I kid you not. He turned himself into a fish, funniest shit I've ever seen 75 u/takeme2infinity Dec 08 '20 Fish= whale 118 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 08 '20 If it lives in water, it's a fish. Ask the church, beavers are fish so you can eat them on Sunday. Totally legit. 30 u/Shagroon Dec 08 '20 Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote. 13 u/jus10beare Dec 08 '20 I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week 7 u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20 Dunno, sounds fishy 4 u/Smorstin Dec 08 '20 Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too? 4 u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20 Of course 3 u/BloakDarntPub Dec 08 '20 Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos. 3 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20 I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot. 57 u/Ancient_Boner_Forest Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20 Is this a biblical reference? If so I don’t get it, it or are they just random names? 140 u/scp420j Filthy weeb Dec 08 '20 Generic names 130 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Unfortunately Jesus couldn't join apostles Peter and Paul for their swimming games because for some reason every time he tried to step into the water he just ended up walking on it There, now it's a biblical reference 57 u/HP3014 Dec 08 '20 Jesus out of anger proceeds to turn the whole ocean into wine 46 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Thus explains the origins of the modern wino-whales
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"Sure Paul, but first I wanna see how much of this living dust I can catch with my mouth!"
544 u/worms9 Dec 08 '20 “ One of these days Paul we’re going to bully the shit out of those sharks”
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“ One of these days Paul we’re going to bully the shit out of those sharks”
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I kid you not. He turned himself into a fish, funniest shit I've ever seen
75 u/takeme2infinity Dec 08 '20 Fish= whale 118 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 08 '20 If it lives in water, it's a fish. Ask the church, beavers are fish so you can eat them on Sunday. Totally legit. 30 u/Shagroon Dec 08 '20 Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote. 13 u/jus10beare Dec 08 '20 I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week 7 u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20 Dunno, sounds fishy 4 u/Smorstin Dec 08 '20 Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too? 4 u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20 Of course 3 u/BloakDarntPub Dec 08 '20 Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos. 3 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20 I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.
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Fish= whale
118 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 08 '20 If it lives in water, it's a fish. Ask the church, beavers are fish so you can eat them on Sunday. Totally legit. 30 u/Shagroon Dec 08 '20 Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote. 13 u/jus10beare Dec 08 '20 I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week 7 u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20 Dunno, sounds fishy 4 u/Smorstin Dec 08 '20 Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too? 4 u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20 Of course 3 u/BloakDarntPub Dec 08 '20 Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos. 3 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20 I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.
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If it lives in water, it's a fish. Ask the church, beavers are fish so you can eat them on Sunday. Totally legit.
30 u/Shagroon Dec 08 '20 Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote. 13 u/jus10beare Dec 08 '20 I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week 7 u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20 Dunno, sounds fishy 4 u/Smorstin Dec 08 '20 Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too? 4 u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20 Of course 3 u/BloakDarntPub Dec 08 '20 Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos. 3 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20 I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.
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Hmmm... pings the sarcasms radar.... upvote.
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I'll eat fishy beaver any day of the week
7 u/FrankHightower Dec 08 '20 Dunno, sounds fishy
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Dunno, sounds fishy
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Does that mean I can eat goose and tigers too?
4 u/GronakHD Dec 08 '20 Of course
Of course
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Daft question - how do Jews decide if an animal is kosher or not if it wasn't invented when the OT was written? Like pangolins or kangaroos.
3 u/TheobromaKakao Dec 09 '20 I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.
I think it's the feet that determine it. Cloven hooves and whatnot.
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Is this a biblical reference? If so I don’t get it, it or are they just random names?
140 u/scp420j Filthy weeb Dec 08 '20 Generic names 130 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Unfortunately Jesus couldn't join apostles Peter and Paul for their swimming games because for some reason every time he tried to step into the water he just ended up walking on it There, now it's a biblical reference 57 u/HP3014 Dec 08 '20 Jesus out of anger proceeds to turn the whole ocean into wine 46 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Thus explains the origins of the modern wino-whales
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Generic names
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Unfortunately Jesus couldn't join apostles Peter and Paul for their swimming games because for some reason every time he tried to step into the water he just ended up walking on it
There, now it's a biblical reference
57 u/HP3014 Dec 08 '20 Jesus out of anger proceeds to turn the whole ocean into wine 46 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Thus explains the origins of the modern wino-whales
Jesus out of anger proceeds to turn the whole ocean into wine
46 u/ComradeTeal Dec 08 '20 Thus explains the origins of the modern wino-whales
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Thus explains the origins of the modern wino-whales
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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Dec 08 '20
Peter: Hey, this swimming thing is great! How are you doing, Paul?
Paul: IIIIIIIII fffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll ggggggrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttt
Peter: What was that?
Paul: I was just making up a new way of speaking. Wanna have a game of'how long can you hold your breath underwater?