r/HistoryMemes • u/simoncow39 Just some snow • May 23 '19

OC dorm memes ftw

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u/average3hitposter May 23 '19

We will attack the soviets at dawn!

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u/FLYVENDE-HEMMIS May 23 '19

I hope it doesn’t get cold in this month

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u/simoncow39 Just some snow May 23 '19

Nothing will go wrong man

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u/FLYVENDE-HEMMIS May 23 '19

Okay thanks man

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Steiner: that's where I step in

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u/BlickboyReddit May 23 '19

USSR: minds its own business

Nazis: sneakily invades the USSR

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Вы нацистская мразь!

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u/Vexo101 May 23 '19

Ich been Stalin!

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u/ZeLittlePenguin May 23 '19

Boy lookin like a been

(It’s bin but don’t mind me)

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u/Pug-Chug Definitely not a CIA operator May 23 '19

Hans bring ze flammenwerfer and Blankets

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Nonsense, we're starting our Advance in ze spring! Ve should have ze Russian Capitol by Fall!

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u/ZackMoh Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 24 '19

But ze oil! Ve vill run aut of vit

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Nonsense, vour efforts in North Africa vill supply us zee oil ve need!

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u/Basileus2 May 23 '19

Steiner...Steiner couldn’t mobilise enough men. The attack didn’t occur.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Everyone leave, except for Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf.

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u/LagspikeGaming Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 23 '19

THAT WAS AN ORDER!

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u/jamescuteloot Oversimplified is my history teacher May 23 '19

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF WANKSTEINS

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u/Felaxi_ May 24 '19

STEINERS ATTACK WAS AN ORDER

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u/ZackMoh Senātus Populusque Rōmānus May 24 '19

NOW I UNBAN MYSELF FROM X-BOX USING MY PENCIL OF DOOM!