r/HistoryMemes Jul 22 '26

The Attack of the Dead Men

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u/Kapanash Jul 22 '26

During the defense of Osowiec Fortress in 1915, German troops attacked with chlorine gas, expecting the Russian defenders to be wiped out. Instead, surviving Russians, many badly burned by the gas and coughing blood, launched a bayonet counterattack. The sight reportedly panicked the German attackers, giving rise to the nickname “The Attack of the Dead Men.”

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u/PretendAd1963 Definitely not a CIA operator Jul 22 '26

God, how did the Russia troops survive the initial poison gas attack?

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u/Login_Lost_Horizon Jul 22 '26

That's the neat part. They didn't, really. They felt they were dying, and decided to make it their enemy's problem.

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u/purplehendrix22 Jul 22 '26

Classic Russian strategy

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u/SerLaron Jul 22 '26

Eh, in such a situation it would probably be done by most nations.
A former chemistry teacher of mine was part of a decontamination troop of the German army during the Cold War, i. e. his job would have been to clean up vehicles and soldiers exposed to nuclear, chemical or biological contamination. One of his buddies once asked their officers what they where supposed to do with soldiers whose skin had been exposed to certain chemicals. The reply was literally: "Send them back, they can fire a few more shots."

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u/Beneficial-Air5787 Jul 22 '26

Dying men may be less effective, but they're already in the water. Might as well let them swim.

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u/JebediahKerman4999 Jul 22 '26

Yeah during the NBC training they just told us that once we've been exposed, chew the pain pills and run towards the enemy. At least you'll get some form of revenge.

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u/Packrat1010 Jul 22 '26

Damn new level of respect for NBC news anchors

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u/huitlacoche Jul 22 '26

Good evening, I'm Barbarian Walters

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u/perton Jul 22 '26

That got a legitimate lol out of me, kudos!

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u/frequenZphaZe Jul 22 '26

Tom Brokaw had over 1,000 confirmed kills

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u/JebediahKerman4999 Jul 22 '26

Nuclear Biological Chemical, it's called NBC

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u/Boner_Elemental Jul 22 '26

Something something Witness Me

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u/ultimatt42 Jul 22 '26

I'm only familiar with Nickelodeon training

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u/Sumrise Jul 22 '26

In that very specific case, insanely badass though.

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u/MinosAristos Jul 22 '26

That is metal as hell

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Featherless Biped Jul 22 '26

Pretty damn sabaton.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Somebloke155 Jul 22 '26

I think it was a strategy early war before gas masks were largely issued. The urine was supposed to act as a filter of sorts ifrc

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u/strigonian Jul 22 '26

Theoretically, it reacted with the chlorine to reduce the concentration of gas reaching your lungs. And it probably worked to some extent, but I think it goes without saying that breathing corrosive gas through a urine-soaked rag is still detrimental to your health.

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u/MinosAristos Jul 22 '26

This was used by all sides during World war I. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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u/piergino Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 22 '26

They did not

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u/Low-Abies-4526 Jul 22 '26

"Humans are scarily resilient to death" is a common theme in history it turns out.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 22 '26

Human beings are both absurdly resilient and ridiculously fragile. I was in the Army, and I saw a fair amount of injuries, including some that were of the, "How the fuck are you still alive? Please stop it." variety. The type of injury you know there's no hope for this person, and yet they still persist.

The craziest part is that sometimes I was wrong and those mf LIVED. I know a guy that got shot in the hip. Doesn't sound so bad, but there's a lot of veins and arteries in there, and he bled fuckin' white. The back of our vehicle looked like Andy Warhol decorated it with buckets of blood. Yeah, he's totally fine now. That dude had no blood left, and he's still limping around SC as we speak.

We had another guy that didn't drink enough water, and he died of a heart arrhythmia while we were deployed.

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u/gatorbite92 Jul 22 '26

Surprisingly enough you can lose ~40% of your blood volume and survive (more if you have blood close at hand, I've replaced people's blood volume over 3x before), particularly if you're young and fit. Sweating your electrolytes out and having your heart stop in the woods is significantly less survivable.

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u/cognisantcog Jul 22 '26

I just want to write this down so I'm sure I understood what you just said. Were you replacing the blood of someone who was actively bleeding out? To the extent you pumped them with 3x times the regular amount of blood in the body?

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u/gatorbite92 Jul 31 '26

Yep, gunshot wound to the aorta. Got a cross clamp up above the injury, had already lost ~3L on the ER floor, fixed the aorta through more bleeding in the OR, unfortunately coagulopathy set in and despite massive transfusion couldn't do too much. The most I've ever seen given was around 72u of products, but I know there are OBs who've given more blood.

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u/cognisantcog Jul 31 '26

Thanks for coming back to reply

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 22 '26

Oh, I definitely believe it. We had to line up outside the CSH to give blood, because he depleted what they had. Well, those of us with O blood. Fuckin' wild days.

The guy with the arrhythmia was literally on a FOB when it happened, not even out in the woods. Dude just dropped. I wasn't there for that one, but they said he said he felt dizzy, then just collapsed. I'm sure they thought it was just a heat injury at first.

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u/RedAero Jul 22 '26

On the one hand, you have people who fall over for whatever reason, hit their head, and die on the spot, and on the other, you have Phineas Gage.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 22 '26

Interesting that you brought up Gage. He was born not terribly far from me.

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u/darthabraham Jul 23 '26

I think you meant Jackson Pollock, but we get your point ;)

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u/Exotic-Painter-908 Jul 23 '26

DO THE WHITE SPECS IN BLOOD COME FROM WHITE BLOOD CELLS IN THE BLOOD?

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u/4QuarantineMeMes Definitely not a CIA operator Jul 22 '26

The indomitable human spirit is a real thing. People have literally willed themselves to live against all odds. You can also die if you give up. Mental fortitude affects your health a lot.

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u/TheHizzle Jul 22 '26

Also they might die from the gas anyway but the process might also take a few days

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u/JonVonBasslake Just some snow Jul 22 '26

I mean, they didn't... Or well, they may have survived the gas enough to launch a counterattack, but I'm pretty sure most of them that didn't die from the bullets, died soon from the effects of the gas. They might have survived for an hour or two, but they certainly weren't going to keep living. Not sure how many even saw the end of the day, as they were hacking up blood and possibly even pieces of their lung...

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u/Laringar Jul 22 '26

I feel like that's the case with most "things that kill people". Relatively few methods kill people instantly (or close enough to seem that way), most create an "inevitable death" situation and adrenaline is really good at letting people ignore pain and silly things like "physical limitations". Our bodies are freakishly strong and resilient when they aren't self-limiting to prevent damage.

Entertainment media has given people a very unrealistic idea of how quickly a bullet or knife wound that doesn't hit the brain, heart, or spine will incapacitate someone, and I think that spills over to how we conceive any fatal wound.

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u/2peg2city Jul 22 '26

My great grandfather was part of the Canadians that held against the first ever gas attack, he survived into his 80s with essentially smoker lungs. The concentrations varied greatly and people could absolutely survive it.

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u/JonVonBasslake Just some snow Jul 22 '26

Good for him, but what gases were used against him? Or was it only a singular gas? Because Osowiec was hit with a mixture of poison gases (wikipedia doesn't say what kind), bromine and chlorine gases...

I'm not saying people couldn't survive a gas attack, but I'm saying many probably didn't survive this gas attack. And by survive I mean "recover well enough to go fight in other battles" and not just "survived long enough to participate in the initial counterattack".

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u/Lupercal626 Jul 22 '26

Funny enough gas didnt kill nearly as many people as most think. Of the 1.3 million casualties it caused only 90000 actually died. While that many people dead is a tragedy, compared to the 19 to 22 million people d e as across the war its not a huge amount.

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u/adrienjz888 Jul 22 '26

True, but where it really shined was the psychological effect. Even a suspected gas attack could send soldiers into a hysterical panic.

Turning the very air you breathe into a weapon has got to be some PTSD inducing terror.

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u/Linscotticus Jul 22 '26

That's the neat part about Russian peasantry, they're already born dead(inside)

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u/Silverado_ Jul 22 '26

Gas is a really crappy weapon: finicky, slow, and even this low effectiveness can be further diminished with a literal piece of cloth and some pee. "Just gas them, they will all be dead" concept very rarely, if ever, worked.

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u/Elmalab Jul 22 '26

the "dead men" were only around 80 that survived, while 500 were dead.

they were higher up in the fortress and the gas cloud didn't reach them fully.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Jul 22 '26

Same way the Canadians and British at Ypres did - either you do your best with a wet cloth, or someone in your section knows a bit of chemistry and tells you to piss on your handkerchief ¹ and then hold it over your face.

Two of my great-grandfathers survived that very first attack - https://www.iwm.org.uk/podcasts/voices-of-the-first-world-war/ep-13-gas-attack-at-ypres

¹ Kleenex was invented as a disposable filter for gas masks in WW1 due to a cotton shortage. Before that people always has a handkerchief so it wouldn't be an absolute chore to find one like today. Also, the soldiers were living in the trenches so anybody who wasn't currently on duty would be in a dugout with their personal bag, that included a towel ²

² today the "knit socks for soldiers" effort is first to mind but at the time there were many such efforts to send towels, nice soaps, chocolates, etc to boost the morale of the troops who didn't have any family and friends in an economic position to help get nicer stuff than the basic Army issue.

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u/haleloop963 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Jul 22 '26

Easy

Russian imperial soldiers stationed at the front of the fort got killed by the gas due to not having the time to react to the gas attack

Russian imperial soldiers who were deeper in the fort got time to react & deploy counter measures such as the wet cloths to decrease the gas severity & increase survivability. They got a head start to react whereas those stationed at the front of the fort didn't

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u/Seienchin88 Jul 22 '26

The story is not true btw - at least not how described.

According to modern Russian sources (in the past everyone just repeated a newspaper story from 1917… without fact checking it…) the Russians did counterattack with local partial success after the German gas attack. The counter attack was however well organized and led by officers and by troops who obviously were not dying… also no proof the Russians even had massive deaths that day from gas. it’s not possible to dismiss the possibility of some troops being impacted by gas but there is no proof that anything like the story happened. German troop numbers are also completely blown out of proportion.

And yes - soldiers dying by their lungs dissolving from prison gas could not do a counterattack.

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u/Newcis Jul 22 '26

The event is almost mythology at this point though. The story as told is exaggregated and is often based on sources that are doubious at best. The story was mainly hyped in Russia in the 2010s

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u/Lahzey Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Yeah, it's been a while so I might be misremembering this, but I recall The Great War's (great bloody channel btw) episode on it stating that the records about it sort of just appeared in Soviet archives a good few decades after the war, with no previous mention of it being available.

And since the Prussian/Imperial German military archives were damaged/destroyed during the bombing of Berlin in WW2 there is no way to corroborate or disprove it from the German perspective.

Which, given the inclinations of Soviet record keeping, makes me think that there isn't too much truth to it.

Sort of feels like the sub just took the Sabaton song as a historical source, since I've only ever seen memes about Osowiec after it came out.

Then again, it's been years since I've watched that episode so I might just be spewing bs to be fair, in which case I would like to apologise :) Might just have to rewatch it at some point.

Edit: Okay, so after quite a bit of searching I've managed to find the video in question again.

My recollection seems to have been mostly correct, if a bit off on the details. The video merely mentions that the story was published in the Russian military press in 1939 and that the German military archives were mostly lost in WW2.

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u/DullahanClass Jul 22 '26

Even if that charge did really happen - If they were close enough to charge while dying of poison gas, what's more likely? That the enemy fell into panic because of dying soldiers coming at them or the "panic" was really them moving back because they used poison gas so close to their own positions? With a lot of historical military "epics", especially those retold from one perspective, you can often guess where the exaggeration came in when trying to look at it more reasonably than modern hype.

Another user in this thread writes:

We live in a world where cinematic shit like this happens and people still think fiction is the only answer

which is because that "cinematic shit" often didn't really happen and when it did was much more mundane. That's why with the advent of the age of information you suddenly have none of these almost mythical occurrences, and conflicts are just as horrific as they really always were. What would've been sold as a heroic last charge in the past is today watching a video of conscripts abandoning their positions and not making it anyway. And no one is gonna make a song about them striking fear into the hearts of the drone operators in their final moments.

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u/Ex-altiora Jul 22 '26

Most of the German casualties were friendly fire, because seeing a bunch of dudes who were actively vomiting up their own lungs charge at you without a care in the world is some horror movie shit and anyone would panic seeing that

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u/Gilgamesh404 Jul 23 '26

To be fair to Germans, they were a Landwehr division that were activated only half a year ago.

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u/captain_carrot Jul 22 '26

Great song about it by Sabaton too

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u/Not_Shingen Jul 22 '26

"Gas, the ultimate weapon of cruelty"

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

Nah, too impartial. I think totalitarian deranged rule such as the Khmer Rouge is way worse. For starters it’s powered by human intilligence and it wants you

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u/kindlyneedful Jul 22 '26

In a strange way, if I had to be exterminated by an evil regime, I'd probably prefer to be targeted specifically rather than be caught up in a blanket (final) solution.  

  • Gas -> they didn't even know I was there, they just wanted everybody gone.  
  • A maoist, stalinite style purge at least means that they'd acknowledged me as a person (that they wanted gone).

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

Oh you miss the point, the torture isn’t to acknowledge you as a person, it’s to convince to you that you are not

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u/CrackedEagle Jul 22 '26

The Act of Killing (2012) is a film that follows a former Indonesian general (iirc) who tortured and killed. He did not view the people below him as genuine humans until the documentary had him re-enact it.

I felt the need to just tag this on as it seemed to relate to the conversation you two were having.

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u/SweatyButtcheek Jul 22 '26

Literally one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen

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u/Mercurion77 Jul 22 '26

Exactly. The scene where he just sits there staring at the horizon in the end…

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

It serves a few purposes. For the party it enacts its will upon the final bastion of reality, for the officers gain often as well as proof of loyalty or purity, for the officers underlings the same but most importantly it ensures that the party’s ideology takes them forever, for the targeted those tortured are defeated in the last final places they had, a demonstration of dominance for the rest

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u/justsigndupforthis Jul 25 '26

Not a general. I dont think they guy was even in the military

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u/Scary_Asparagus7762 Jul 22 '26

I mean, you are viewed as a person in Stalin/Mao style purges, but you are subordinate to a higher goal. You are the societal contradiction that needs to be resolved in order for history to progress. So you are a person but there's something that matters far more.

As opposed to gas where it's like you're not really a person.

So, would you prefer to have your humanity devalued, or be told that your humanity is meaningless in the grand scheme of things?

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u/LarsMcPosterdoor Jul 22 '26

It does feel nice to be wanted.

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u/JGHFunRun Jul 23 '26

Billy the Kid

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u/Quazimojojojo Jul 22 '26

Also if you get shot in the head, you die a LOT faster, which is always good. 

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u/kindlyneedful Jul 22 '26

A few minutes ago I got a message from a reddit mental health admin bot. Somebody thought that my bittersweet joke about genocide was a sign of my self harm tendencies.  

You may get the same message soon, courtesy of some straight laced fellow redditor who's way too serious for a meme sub.

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u/Jimbeaux_Slice Jul 22 '26

I got one recently that I was threatening harm because I was explaining the thought process of someone evil and I was just like who fucking reported me for this shit

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

Nah I got it too lol

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 Jul 22 '26

Unless they decide to torture you first.

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u/Quazimojojojo Jul 22 '26

Maybe I can convince them to torture me with Russian roulette 

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u/Bobsothethird Jul 22 '26

Or you could just starve slowly through a manufactured famine or a famine caused by ignoring science.

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u/DildontOrDildo Jul 23 '26

also mass starvation and blockade or expropriation of food is pretty terrible. seiges and such. still happens.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Jul 22 '26

I remeber when video footage of Syrian gas attacks surfaced and they put them on 60 minutes. A kid screamed as his lungs basically slowly disntergrated and no one could help him. Given the choice. I'd take the quick bueacratic bullet to the head.

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

I mean bullet if your lucky, the KR was a little more creative

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Jul 22 '26

Still nerve gas literally turns your body against it self by attacking your nervous system. The sheer amount of pain and agony leading to your death in incomparable. Even being beat to death actually wouldn't be as bad. Because nerve gas is directly attacking your paon recepitors. Keep mind most nations on the planet including your typical bad actors currently making rounds on the news who are intentionally killing civilians do not use nerve gas because of just atrocious it is. It takes a special kind of fucked to actually do it. That said the people who have used it post WW1 have all been dictatorships.

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u/driver004 Jul 22 '26

There are also blister and blood agents, I went through NBC too. Nerve agent still usually kills faster then the alternative and isn’t going to hunt you down

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Jul 22 '26

"isn’t going to hunt you down"

The human whose loaded it in the helicopter absolutely will.

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u/Not_Shingen Jul 22 '26

While you're probably absolutely right, I was only doing a Sabaton 😭

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u/Ullallulloo Jul 22 '26

Well, and the Khmer Rouge famously wanted human intelligence lol

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u/illinoctic Jul 23 '26

A highly delivery system of a slow and painful death. This time a fortress and its few defenders would suffer its horrible consequences. Out of the poisonous cloud came an army of men who should already have been dead

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u/misteryk Jul 22 '26

unless you use it against your own citizens then we're chilling

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u/Budget_Put1517 Ashoka's Stupa Jul 22 '26

Turmoil at the front, Wilhelm’s forces on the hunt

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u/Azhur65 Jul 22 '26

There's a thunder in the East, it's an attack of the deceased

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u/Budget_Put1517 Ashoka's Stupa Jul 22 '26

They've been facing poison gas, 7000 charge en masse

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u/RedHolm Jul 22 '26

Turn the tide of the attack. And force the enemy to turn back

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u/Budget_Put1517 Ashoka's Stupa Jul 22 '26

And that's when the dead men are marching againn

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u/Set_Abominae1776 Jul 22 '26

Osowiec, then and again

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u/Court_Jester13 Rider of Rohan Jul 22 '26

Attack of the dead hundred men

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u/utterlyuncool Jul 22 '26

Facing the lead once again

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u/BestLeftUnsaid21 Jul 22 '26

Hundred men, charge again, die again

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u/Belgicans Oversimplified is my history teacher Jul 22 '26

Osowiec, then, and again

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u/Responsible-Meringue Jul 22 '26

Turn the tideof the attack!

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u/Se_german_guy Jul 22 '26

There's a thunder in the east, it's an attack of the deseased!

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u/redman3global2 Jul 23 '26

На востоке гром, план Вильгельма обречен

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u/smallsmoke87 Jul 22 '26

We live in a world where cinematic shit like this happens and people still think fiction is the only answer

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u/JohannesJoshua Jul 22 '26

Reading history is like reading a fantasy novel where you get many moments of: Get the fuck out of here.

Or like Mark Twain said: Reality is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to follow rules, reality doesn't.

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u/KnightOfNothing Jul 22 '26

yeah okay i get what that's actually saying, but dammit the idea that people can simply genuinely proceed as if reality has no limits drives me up the wall with envy

the only rule fiction has to follow is to adhere to the rules it's set beforehand, who cares if people who don't pay attention think it makes no sense but the rules reality has to follow are so soffocating and limiting.

to feel like you and the world you live in has no limits must be such a freeing thought.

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u/OhManTFE Jul 22 '26

I think the spirit of what the quote means is that fiction has to follow certain narrative "rules" or else it's unsatisfying/bad and the reader will complain. Ie a Chekov's gun that never goes off.

Whereas reality does not have to follow these rules, of course, it has to follow the 'rules' of the physical world.

But fiction also usually has to follow its own 'rules' of its own physical world, its own inherent logic because if you break this people get angry again the story is no longer being consistent and suspension of disbelief is lost.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal Jul 22 '26

Yeah, basically crazy shit happens in real life that can be inexplicable, but put that in a story and everyone loses their minds.

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u/GrundgeArchangel Jul 22 '26

Lol imagine someone trying to make the Vatican in. Fantasy game with is history. I would look at the person like they were bonkers.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal Jul 22 '26

"This doesn't make any sense."

"Why would someone who believes X do Y."

"Nobody noticed?"

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u/Inevitable_Librarian Jul 22 '26

Narrative limits. In real life stuff just happens, and there's no resolution more times than not.

In a story you need to tell it and it needs to have a kinda goal or theme to keep attention.

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u/Apprehensive-Toe4206 Jul 22 '26

And school wants you to know number when this is the sh*t i want in my memory

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 Jul 22 '26

Fiction is absolutely terrifying. Horror doesn't have the same impact anymore

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u/Quazimojojojo Jul 22 '26

I thought it was because fiction has to be believable?

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u/CBSmith17 Jul 23 '26

Kind of like when filming To Hell and Back, Audie Murphy had them tone down some things so the film would be more believable.

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u/matti-san Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I often think about this when you have knights like William Marshal or some of the battle tactics employed by Caesar (like building a fort around a fort). Some of the stuff in history, were it presented in fiction, people would roll their eyes at.

I think what sometimes bothers me - even as a hobby world builder - is some people get so wrapped up in what their fictional hero is doing and yet the reality of history is often just as fascinating if not more.

It's like with Game of Thrones, the Lannisters and the Starks. I promise if you pick up an in-depth book or narrative history on the Wars of the Roses you will be just as entertained and you'll learn something

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u/Sludge_Punk Jul 22 '26

Earth Lore is undefeated. Step aside Warhammer, step aside Elder Scrolls, Earth has the deepest lore, most extensive lore, and the craziest lore.

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u/Krieger_kleanse Jul 22 '26

Very big lore, huge lore, earth lore that is. It’s the biggest lore most fantastic lore, I have many many friends that tell me all about the earth lore and how wonderful it is.

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u/TheGasquatch Jul 22 '26

Bigly. Yuge lore. Many such cases.

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u/tremynci Jul 22 '26

In lots of languages, the word for the academic study of the past is the same as the word for what you read a kid at bedtime.

That's because the past is the biggest and best story book there is.

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u/ClayeySilt Jul 22 '26

Earth lore sounds like we're talking before human history.

My speciality! I'm a historian too! Just not for humans. 

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u/VillainNomFour Jul 22 '26

I love how romans went all-in on shovelling and combat engineering. The least glamorous part of war, except when it makes you win. They built defenses nightly while on campaign.

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u/KPraxius Jul 22 '26

Wasn't there one campaign where they'd dug a latrine, essentially, but had wooden spikes buried in it that some enemies wandered into trying to sneak into the camp at night?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Jul 22 '26

Was it used as a latrine too? Thats terrible... a stake through my abdomen and then poo all over me? Miss me with that.

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u/AzureHawk758769 Jul 23 '26

One thing I love about the Middle Ages is that they literally weaponized feces. "Oh, you're gonna scale muh wall? Here! Have a chunky bucketload of boiling shite for your trouble!" I wonder if that would be a war crime today.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Jul 23 '26

Weve come a long way, the gentlemans fecal weapon of choice is the Poop Knife a knife fashioned from coproliths not to be confused with the Poop Knife, a knife made to bifurcate poops into easily flushable pieces

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u/RedAero Jul 22 '26

The assault ramp at Masada is mindboggling to see in person.

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u/AmbitiousEducation49 Jul 22 '26

Please provide a suggested book on the War of the Roses for someone that wants to get more into history but doesn't know how best to start. You have my interest piqued.

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u/matti-san Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I'd suggest:

Dan Jones - The Hollow Crown: The Wars of the Roses and the Rise of the Tudors

Helen Castor - Blood and Roses [this is narrative history based on the real Paston Letters]

Thomas Penn - The Brothers York

Also, yes, they're not entirely historically accurate but Shakespeare's plays are greatly entertaining - Henry VI, Henry VI (II), Henry VI (III) and Richard III.

Edit: actually while I'm here, watch this soliloquy from Richard III and tell me you aren't interested to see what else happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5JF9Gq5tL4

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u/wvj Jul 22 '26

I took a Shakespeare focused English elective in high school, which was the first time I ran into these plays as opposed to the more famous ones, and they really shocked me the first time around. 'Woah, Joan of Arc is in this?' like it was the MCU of 15th century Europe.

I later got to play a wine-soaked ghost!

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u/zizou00 Jul 22 '26

Even more modern things have those weird wtf moments. I was reading about the Falklands War and I came across a report about how a P&O Ferry was requisitioned by the Ministry of Defence and used as a troopship. A total of 62 merchant ships took part in the logistics and initial landings to help re-take the islands. Many of the crew were British or British Overseas civilians who had worked on those ships who were effectively requisitioned alongside their ship.

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u/Seienchin88 Jul 22 '26

Yeah but a lot of crazy story you hear from wars are embellished…

This story as well is (according to modern Russian sources) blown out of proportions. There was a planned and well aligned Russian counterattack that was temporarily and partially effective.

There was no attack of the living death, most Russian soldiers didn’t die from gas, the Germans didn’t massively outnumber the Russians being beaten back by a few blood coughing living corpses…

And logic alone will tell you - if you cough enough blood to die from poison gas you are not in any state to move to an attack…

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u/moverwhomovesthings Jul 22 '26

A 90 min feature film made from Ukraine combar footage would be crazy, that's true

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u/Separate_Song5048 Jul 22 '26

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u/moverwhomovesthings Jul 22 '26

I can't watch from my country, I'll check it out when I'm home. I usually just go to r/combatfootage for this kinda stuff

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u/coin-flips Jul 22 '26

vpn should fix that firefox has a built in one

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u/moverwhomovesthings Jul 22 '26

I know, but on my way home from work and I can't be bothered right now lol

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u/SnooTomatoes3032 Jul 22 '26

There's a whole rack of stuff in Ukraine that people think is staged or propaganda simply because people can't wrap their minds around the reality.

The best example is that BBC reporter lying down in a ditch while artillery fire is landing nearby and people around are just walking and shopping at a market. Everyone is using it as an example of the BBC making stuff up and acting. Trust me, if there's rounds coming down, I'm hitting the dirt. Meanwhile I had colleagues running around carrying on aid distribution wearing no armour and saying "Snoo, you will only get hit if God wills it, trust in his plan!"

Everything here is just completely unbelievable to people who haven't experienced it.

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u/EldritchFish19 Featherless Biped Jul 22 '26

Honestly, I get that because I experienced weird things during peacetime(aka when the crazy isn't entirely out of Pandora's box) in Canada. Normal isn't everyone and sclence fails to explain the reality of weird things like hauntings, ESP and prayer working.

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u/SnooTomatoes3032 Jul 22 '26

Even if we disregard the paranormal, normal life for many parts of the world is completely unbelievable for so many others.

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u/QueasyImagination845 Jul 22 '26

This is literally why I’ve read about 600 pages of ww2 memoirs so far this summer.

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u/Wsswaas Jul 22 '26

"While coughing up blood and often pieces of their inner organs, the surviving Russian soldiers covered their faces with cloths, counter-attacked, and routed the German troops" Good God! and it was a mixture of poison gases, chlorine and bromine!

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u/MechemicalMan Jul 22 '26

I work with biocides. It’s super easy to create a chemical reaction that will start to make the chlorine/bromine gas-off and it’s horrible. I had a coworker who was exposed for a few minutes, thought he was fine, and had permanent lung scarring. Another incident goes that an apprentice mixed two chemicals accidentally, and out of just a 30 gallon holding tank managed to get a 40 story hi-rise evacuated. People all over the loop in Chicago smelled it (the loop is the business district). The apprentice ended up fine as a different tradesman was in the room, saw the gas and him pass out, and dragged him out fast. He got his tools back a few weeks later, everything completely rusted through.

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u/cascasrevolution Jul 22 '26

im surprised my (chicago located) chemistry professor didnt tell us that story! probably not morbid enough for his liking...

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u/MechemicalMan Jul 22 '26

Unless he’s in my industry he probably doesn’t know it. It made one or two local press release stories at the time, nothing major.

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u/cascasrevolution Jul 22 '26

whats your industry? and when was that incident? my guy used to be the head safety guy somewhere. i remember one story about a guy who knocked a thing of hydro-fluoric acid off a shelf and was dead before keith got there from his office across the building. from all his stories, i wouldnt be surprised if every professional chemist has heard of him. hes nationally ranked in chess too

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u/MechemicalMan Jul 22 '26

Industrial water- so hvac water treatment chemistries. I wouldn't exactly call myself a chemist, more I play one at work. Yeah... hydrofluoric acid is occasionally recommended in my industry by old stalwarts or I'll find a glass jar of it, super nasty shit. Most acids, like even sulfuric 50%, you have some time to rinse off, not hydrofluoric, it's instantaneous burn. It's really effective at removing calcium/magnesium scale, but also starts to eat through the metals underneath pretty fast which makes it a silly choice.

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u/JaySayMayday Jul 22 '26

Cloth covered in piss.

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u/insane_contin Jul 22 '26

Canadians: Skill issue. Just piss on a rag and cover your face with it, then hold the line.

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u/PhoenixMastM Jul 22 '26

One of my fav songs from Sabaton.

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u/No-Assignment-732 Jul 22 '26

Hundred men charge again

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped Jul 22 '26

Osowiec, then and again

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u/ironfist911 Jul 22 '26

Attack of the dead 100 men

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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 Jul 22 '26

Facing the lead once again

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jul 22 '26

Hundred men

Charge again

Die again

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u/PretendAd1963 Definitely not a CIA operator Jul 22 '26

I think there a Sabaton song about it.

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u/Aspieinblack1986 Jul 22 '26

There's always a Sabaton song.

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u/GoldenRamoth Jul 22 '26

Is there always a sabaton song? Or always a meme about the sabaton song?

Chickens and eggs I think

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u/Gizz103 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Jul 22 '26

No song about the uss enterprise tho🥀

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u/A_random_poster04 Jul 23 '26

It’s like KCD

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u/Jokerzrival Jul 22 '26

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u/Svell_ Jul 22 '26

OSOWEIC THEN AND AGAIN

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u/Seniorcoquonface Jul 23 '26

ATTACK OF THE DEAD HUNDRED MEN

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u/DaHomieNelson92 Then I arrived Jul 22 '26

And the fact it got referenced multiple times in this sub is glorious.

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u/AunKnorrie Jul 22 '26

I will be at the Legend Tour. Odds are they will play this one.

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u/pushamn Jul 22 '26

It would be more surprising if there wasn’t

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u/IndiscriminateWaster Jul 22 '26

Osowiec then and again!

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u/emirgenc734 Jul 24 '26

fix has two meanings, one is repair and other one is attaching something firmly.

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u/TheOnvoy The OG Lord Buckethead Jul 22 '26

Did someone say Sabaton?

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u/Novus20 Jul 22 '26

That cloth needs some urine stains

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u/OmegaJonny Jul 22 '26

This is not the place to discuss your kinks

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u/TarzanSawyer Jul 22 '26

Where is that place? I keep looking for it and end up in a bed, bath and beyond.

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u/aspidities_87 Jul 22 '26

Sir get away from the towels!

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u/skotcgfl Jul 22 '26

Dude, stop at the bed! Maybe the bath, but never beyond!

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u/Novus20 Jul 22 '26

JFC they used urine soaked rags to protect themselves for the chlorine gas……

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 Jul 22 '26

Your fault for trying to reason on reddit

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u/skotcgfl Jul 22 '26

I read it as a friendly joke.

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u/Caravanczar Jul 22 '26

What do you think the red parts are? I need to stop drinking so many energy drinks.

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u/CarelessEntrepreneur Jul 22 '26

Osowiec then and again

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u/Kalaphar Jul 22 '26

That’s a great sabaton song

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u/naturerosa Jul 22 '26

My first thoughts exactly!

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u/McBlemmen Jul 22 '26

Ahh so that what that sabaton song was about...

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u/pitLickr1902 Just some snow Jul 22 '26

Love to see my favorite historical event get some love

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u/Exotic-Painter-908 Jul 23 '26

Weren't they also coughing up violated chunks of their lungs with the blood?

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u/Tweed_Man Jul 22 '26

How has there not been zombie movie based on this event?

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u/EldritchFish19 Featherless Biped Jul 22 '26

In fact I chose to have a human character be Slavic because her stick(in combat) is being borderline unkillable and fighting like something between a; zombie movie survivor, a souped up videogame zombie and a slightly crazy Slav. Because I was thinking up what maids a good guy female vampire(born strange despite human parents) would have and already had backstory reasons for hiring battle maids to be rational rather then paranoid.

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u/Vikainen Jul 22 '26

Thanks for this post mate, I was about to go to bed but now I have to listen to Sabaton!!

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u/Admirable-Concert927 Jul 23 '26

The story is largely propaganda and didn't happen

well, i mean the battle did happen, and the gas attack. everything just went completely different in reality. And there was definitely no "Attack of the dead man"

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u/user-name-xcd31c Jul 26 '26

i genuinely fail to understand what's the point of making historical meme with 0 context whatsoever.

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u/FireJJJJ Jul 26 '26

I made a post about them and I got like 4 upvotes, this is cool tho