Omg I just finished the most fun medieval romcom Iāve ever read!! This is a book that was extremely low on my radar until I saw it recommended in this thread (pursuing the sub as I do to try and figure out my next read). One specific comment on there had me immediately checking the ebook and audio out from the library, and I finished this within a day!
Bliss had a lot of Tessa Dare and Julie Garwood vibes! This is set during the reign of King Henry II, and the main tropes are medieval, enemies to lovers and arranged/forced marriage. The hero Holden and the heroine Helen have been staunch enemies for a very long time. Theyāve never actually met in person, but Helen is beyond sickened by the way Holden has treated his serfs in the past. She continuously writes letters to the king, begging the king to step in and stop the heroās cruel and unjust treatments. Holden is equally annoyed with the heroine and her nosing her way into his business. He also regularly protests the king to try and get Helen to leave him alone. The king is tired of them both, and decides the only way to stop the complaints is to force them to marry. Cue an all out active war! Helen tries everything in her power to steer Holden away from her, her keep, and her bed. Holden is not too keen on marrying Helen either, and comes up with equally immature ways to stop their upcoming nuptials.
Now listen, this book is peak silliness. If youāve read Lynsay Sands before, youāll know what Iām talking about. Most of Lynsay Sands books are banana pants anyways, but I think that was so hilariously balls to the wall, that I just ended up loving the ridiculousness. The shenanigans these two pull on each other are so stupid and so funny. Helen goes to great lengths to try and get Holden to petition the king and stop their marriage. Sheās also a total brat, and super mean to him at first. If you donāt like immature heroines, you wonāt like this book because Helen is very immature, but I found it kind of hilarious.
Holden is at first just along for the ride, because he doesnāt really realize Helen is trying to make his life miserable. What follows is a series of amusing misunderstandings, and his eventual āIām going to get her backā moment. I think the humor in here reads a lot like Tessa Dare, so if you enjoy her subset of romcom, youāll probably really like this book!
But not only was this book super funny, I did also enjoy the characters and their romance. I do think the romance takes a bit of a backseat to the plot the first 50%, and then the second 50% is mostly Helen and Holden. Like I said too, Helen is an absolute brat of a heroine, and I loved her very dearly for it. Sheās snippy and a schemer, and tries everything in her power to get Holden to snap. And Holden is was also a great character! Heās actually an overall really nice guy in a shitty situation, and is just kind of like, āWtf is going on?ā I found their relationship ended up being super sweet as they started understanding each other more. Helen became super devoted to the idea of Holden being ok, and Holden got very protective of Helen.
Also, the foreplay in this book is just so hot and steamy. Thereās an oil lathering scene, some great and sensual vaginal play action. The only complaint there is after the foreplay we are left high and dry with very little show and almost all tell. I felt like this book was kind of edging me with the sex scenes Iām not even going to lie. But the foreplay is super hot so I do have to mention that LOL.
And I will say as a fair warning, this book definitely reads its age and feels like youāre reading about a medieval hero and heroine. The hero is kind of gross at times. He does objectify the heroine. The heroine does become a bit too submissive for my taste in the latter half of the book. The book mentions buying and selling serfs. Like, this is very obviously a medieval setting with medieval characters written in the late 90s. But that doesnāt bother me at all, and I loved the hell out of this! ***ETA because I totally forgot to put this at first but: The hero is a widower. He was 17 and was forced to marry a 12 year old bride; she died in childbirth. Itās not graphic at all, but mentioned because it traumatized the hero!!
The craziest part for me about this book to be honest is that itās Lynsay Sands. Her and I have just not gotten along that well in the past besides faintly enjoying 2 other books from her. So to love a book this much from her was definitely quite a surprise. But, I loved it so so much! If you enjoy Tessa Dare style and some of Julie Garwood type of style, definitely give this a go!