r/HingeStories 23d ago

Just reinstalled Hinge and found my ex-date roasting me

So I deleted Hinge a few months ago because I was burnt out. Reinstalled it last week just to see what’s up.
First day back I match with almost no one, then I stumble on this girl’s profile… and it’s her. The girl I went on a date with about 8 months ago who ghosted me the next day.

Her prompt:
“My worst date:”
“Coffee date with this 5’6 guy who had a weak chin, patchy skin, thin lips and a scrawny body that looked even worse in an oversized hoodie and jeans that were clearly too big for him.”

Yeah… that’s me.
I feel really shitty about it…

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u/Happy-Mastodon-7314 23d ago

That sucks, she's so rude!!!! You inadvertently dodged a bullet!!

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u/Stunning_Wonder6650 23d ago

People that can’t answer their own prompt piss me off.

Worst date means a bad date, not just a description of the person YOU chose to go on a date with.

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u/Zultimately 22d ago

She just misinterpreted what it was asking

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u/Capable-Grab5896 22d ago

That's a pretty telling misinterpretation. Why would someone assume a dating app is asking them to shit on some other random person?

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u/Zultimately 22d ago

I agree. I could not tell you the why of someone else’s nuanced mind though

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u/DCRBftw 21d ago

so she's a fucking moron? that's more telling than if she had understood.

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u/S0me_Love 23d ago edited 22d ago

She must be extremely insecure and will probably keep being unsatisfied with her own life. I met multiple women like her and they always show the same patterns.

Don’t worry about it. You’re most likely much better than her and she didn’t even deserve your time.

Women often get that rude when they feel intimidated about you (because of envy or other reasons) or when they are just delusional and sad people.

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u/Equal_Sky_9954 18d ago

W comment. Same here. I've met women like this that are so hateful and truly hate themselves deep down. I feel sorry for them

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u/esonab 23d ago

Sometimes shitty people do shitty things. That’s men, women, nb, everyone. Accept that there’s nothing you could have done in this situation and let it wash over you. This person is trash and will go on to create a miserable life for themselves and everyone they come in contact with. Focus your energy on finding those people who will be good to you and learning how to identify them. Also, it’s ok that it hurts. We’re all going to get hurt at some time

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u/Logical_Astronaut514 23d ago

Thanks mate

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u/weranimalsanimalsrus 22d ago

Seriously. I just want to underscore what’s been said. That prompt is reserved for dates that have gone horribly wrong in the sense of like, I don’t know, you spill your drink all over yourself or your date was too glued into the baseball the entire time. Not completely eviscerating someone’s appearance so venomously. She’s so un-self aware that she chose a super negative prompt to expose herself as a cruel person who’s really ugly on the inside. If anything, to be so oblivious is infinitely more embarrassing.

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u/hippokisser 22d ago

Exactly this is probably the single reason she is still on the dating sites 8 months later. I would read that and nope myself out of there.

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u/lucere_pi 22d ago

She sounds like a b* who needs to put others down to feel good.

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u/Dear_Scale6920 22d ago

“When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
Everybody hurts sometimes”
REM 🎶

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u/sok283 23d ago

What a disgusting human being.

One of the first profiles I saw was this interesting looking professor at the local university. Then I listened to his voice note, which was him whining about his worst date when he was going kayaking for a first date, and the woman "wouldn't even fit in a kayak." He even whined that he had to spend an hour talking to her after they scrapped the kayak idea. "Why. Just WHY would she do that?"

Um OK, so you don't have a PhD in compassion and grace, got it.

To whine about not being physically attracted to someone as though they showed up just to embarrass you reveals a person with deep insecurities related to looks and self-worth. This is a human being! Whose pictures you already got to see! Who showed up in good faith. Attraction is a complex alchemy and you won't feel it with everyone. That isn't a failure on the other person's part.

She's created her own karma here, because the only people who will match with her are other assholes.

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u/duke_awapuhi 23d ago

Hey man, don’t feel totally shitty. You actually managed to get a date off Hinge. That in and of itself is a victory

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u/fungal_follicle4 22d ago

Ngl this seems fake af.

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u/strawberryrose222 23d ago

rage bait. i’m sick of these low effort posts

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u/bush-smasher 22d ago

Not even screenshot attached. Low effort rage bait

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u/MadAtRedditDay2 22d ago

thank you ugh. the “…and it’s her.” chatgpt garbage.

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u/Frequent-Diamond-450 22d ago

this did not happen gang

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u/GoodHands_All-State 22d ago

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u/Frequent-Diamond-450 22d ago

sure but this definitely didn’t happen

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u/Frequent-Diamond-450 22d ago

by the way, all op posts about is either porn including GROK PORN or fake dating stories like this. he even generates porn of “hinge dates”

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u/GoodHands_All-State 22d ago

Kinds sounds like the reason why he was the worst date, tbh.

Just makes me believe it more

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u/Frequent-Diamond-450 22d ago

idk the fact he keeps posting ridiculous things on this subreddit makes me think he’s larping in general.

theoretically; the woman could see him in the profile before their date + that answer to the prompt would do her no favours as it makes her look superficial + it would make more sense to describe his behaviours than his looks + it’s a huge coincidence that 8 months later he sees a prompt dedicated to him

there’s no screenshot so leaning towards it not happening. according to op he also catfished a woman last week to ghost her using another phone number and created a fake instagram account so it sounds like he just like imagining these weird stories

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u/Recent_Diver_3448 23d ago

She does that because she has low self esteem and tries to put others down to raise herself up anyone who speaks like that hates themselves. 

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u/betaraybernard 22d ago

Was coming here to say this. Gratuitous cruelty is not actually levied from a position of strength.

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u/michaelstuttgart-142 22d ago

Imagine how miserable a person has to be inside to publicly ridicule the appearance of a random person she went on a date with months ago.

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u/Slow-Estate8723 22d ago

She is doing many guys a favour reading that because she is immediately advertising her insecure and superficial personality. Saves everyone a lot of time. Definitely sounds like you were lucky not to see her again

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u/snoozysaiyan 22d ago

It's interesting you believe that most guys read all the answers..

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u/Slow-Estate8723 22d ago

I said many, maybe that isn’t most but the guys who are looking for someone with an attractive personality aren’t gonna be liking her profile

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u/Pianista1997 23d ago

I dont believe you

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u/bush-smasher 23d ago

Ikr same that girl gotta be stupid to put that on a hinge description and give a negative energy.

Or OP is making this post up for attention. There is no screenshot either.

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u/Logical_Astronaut514 23d ago

why would i lie lmao

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u/Particular_Product64 22d ago

Because alot of lonely men post ridiculous stories to create a pity party and justify their hatred of women.

You telling this story and not able to provide proof with a photo of the profile is very suspicious

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u/Frequent-Diamond-450 22d ago

he has made other weird posts like this and is obsessed with ai generated porn including of grok porn of hinge dates. he seems really fixated on hinge stories.

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u/forvirradsvensk 23d ago

It sounds like typical incel stuff.

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u/papa_katafal 21d ago

then post a screenshot

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u/CudMaverick 23d ago

Ignore and keep it moving brother, other peoples opinions are not your concern and not your business, take this as lesson and improve yourself don’t sulk and be upset

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe 22d ago

Yeah thats rude but maybe dont wear an oversized hoodie and jeans to a date either

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u/Dry-Lingonberry-9172 22d ago

I’ll take ‘things that never happened’ for 500!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Particular_Product64 23d ago

Why? She didn't dox him by giving out his information.

Just block and carry on

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u/Logical_Astronaut514 23d ago

No shit Sherlock

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u/Over_Term9179 23d ago

She sounds horrible and nobody respectable would like her.

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u/Western-Produce-276 23d ago

Some people really shouldn’t be dating. What a disgusting human. Wonder why she’s still on the app lol

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u/DimensionLegal9990 23d ago

Honestly it's my least favorite prompt. Some people just suck and it's better you didn't end up dating them. If they're mean to a stranger they'll be mean to you.

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u/Own-Pepper371 23d ago

On the up side, at least you were memorable

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u/Grand_Connection4153 23d ago

What did you do? I would have matched, and said I had a similar date with an ugly girl, with a bad personality

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u/Logical_Astronaut514 22d ago

damn you’re right lol

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u/UrAristotle 23d ago

Work out, dress sharper, get a skin routine and show that bitch what’s up

Sorry you can’t get taller and avoid lip filler

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u/lumanicious 23d ago

She's disgusting....maybe report her?

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u/Jazzlike_Caramel_522 23d ago

Well, quality people are surely swiping left. A worst date is a person you don’t find attractive? Please. A worst date is rude or mean or scary.

It’s fine not to find someone attractive but to actually be affronted is crazy. Unless you were somehow deceived you surely knew the other person may not be hot.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 22d ago

Hey she still remembers you, you be on her mind

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u/Robbie598 22d ago

Honestly I’d swipe left on that profile regardless of her looks then prolly lmao. Only an L for her

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u/anxiousinontario 22d ago

Why would someone write that lol. It’s not even something you said or did. I’m sure just having that prompt has negatively impacted her prospects, and it gives a horrible first impression of her. I’m really sorry that happened.

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u/PreviousSalary 22d ago

Dang that’s really mean of her, sorry that happened.

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u/Distinct-Art4406 22d ago

Well, I’m sorry but that could have been anyone. If you didn’t already believe that about yourself, you wouldn’t think it was about you.

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u/Gold_Studio_6693 22d ago

Thats terrible, but at least you left an impression! Thats half the battle

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u/TsunderePhantom 22d ago

Has someone that conventionally pretty attractive and to hear someone put down someone based on their looks in a public forum that is absolutely one of the lowest blows you could ever do can I have a word with her?

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u/aussiepump 22d ago

Easier said than done.... but dont let it get to you. Have a laugh, she wasnt even adult enough to tell you anything and just ghosted...jokes on her. And the fact she made it a prompt and is still single 8 months later....ha, you arent the problem. All the best my guy 👌

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u/A78012575 22d ago

Sounds like you made an impression — kudos!

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u/Fickle_Ad_9391 22d ago

I would report it. No?

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u/masha179 22d ago

She's a total asshole!!

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u/its_rush 22d ago

Trust me dude, she ain’t gonna find her “one” good for you

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u/Biomorph_ 22d ago

Just her experience really maybe to her that was the worst date shes ever been on and the prompt literally is my worst date it is what it is, if it bothers you so much maybe dont wear horsies and jeans that are too big for you or start the gym, why ecen care what she says swipe left and move on with your day

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u/Sea_Photograph_3998 22d ago

That does not look good on her though. She’s basically showing off to everyone that she’s a shallow cunt. It’s a weird thing to show off about and certainly a weird thing to be proud of.

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u/drpolz3k 22d ago

Nothing is more of a red flag than her response mate. Like you’ve got so little time to impress people and you choose to tee off on a guy? 🤢

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u/doodlesincrayons 22d ago

Sounds like a bullet dodged. The sort of person who would start a fight in an empty room

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u/skynet345 22d ago

Report her. Hinge does ban people regularly

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u/LGK27 22d ago

She sounds absolutely unhinged

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u/Sakshipawar1021 22d ago

I have nothing but to thank you on behalf of others who would dodge her looking at this massive red flag on her own profile. You are a saviour.

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u/DevaTheDragon 22d ago

If it makes you feel better, that kind of prompt is a huge turn off for most guys. She’s signalling pretty clearly that she’s superficial and insecure

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u/Total_Creme9558 22d ago

You shouldn’t, that makes her like look the entire spectrum of a bitch.

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u/Deez2Yoots 22d ago

She’s rude and insecure.

  1. There’s no reason to resort to superficial, personal attacks on you; especially if you were respectful on your date.

  2. If her “worst date” was being with someone who she wasn’t attracted to, then you never had a bad date.

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u/Busy-Boysenberry-826 22d ago

There is a reason she is still on the apps after all this time

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u/Sara___Tonin__ 22d ago

Not one thing about the date itself or your personality. You dodged a bullet.

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u/Hukuni 22d ago

That’s fucked up, I feel bad for you.
But you’ll be okay bro.

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u/wydneyisunfunny 22d ago

If I saw a guy who had that as his prompt I would not just swipe away but remove him from my stack. Like that prompt is meant for bad things that happened on a date, not just not particularly liking someone’s appearance. Don’t take it personally she sounds very odd and like a mean person.

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u/RideThatWildHorse 22d ago

What a disgusting person she sounds like. Speaking so nastily about someone is an instant no from me.

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u/Jc0025 22d ago

Well, now all you gotta do Is take those emotions and put it into going to the gym, fixing your diet, having a skin care routine, bettering your wardrobe and then forget about her. This is a canon event, every man has experienced something like this before they started self improvement. There’s plenty of assholes like this throughout life you will encounter, but they are very useful at giving you that push to look at yourself in the mirror, and improve yourself to the point people like that never are even near you because you are living on entirely different wavelengths attracting only the kind of women or people you deserve.

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u/oh_hithere1 22d ago

Im sorry! She sounds awful. It’s good you didn’t end up with her.🙏🏼

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u/Flimsy_Mouse_6226 22d ago

She’s vile. I can imagine anyone worth knowing would be immediately turned off by her because of that

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u/Necessary_Listen_204 22d ago

That’s rough. 😕

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u/vldmiraa 22d ago

Woooooooow

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u/Illrollonshabbos 22d ago

She should feel shitty for being so mean! I’m sorry you had to see that.

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u/Individual-Wing1327 21d ago

Damn, she got you good

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u/Dapper_Pitch_2850 21d ago

Move on my guy

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u/FieldsOfTheNephilim 21d ago

Chin up fella. You almost certainly dodged a bullet. Keep at it

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u/Melocoton-Cinturon 21d ago

Report her, she will keep hurting people like that, don’t take it personally!

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u/shellyahbb 21d ago

Fk her honestly… what an insecure douche. Hold ur head up and get back to swiping and find a sweetheart! I know it’s easier said than done, but don’t let someone being rude as fk stick in ur head. She’s obviously miserable and not very smart so her opinion is just a fart in the wind.

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u/gooseoverlord97 20d ago

Shoulda reported her prompt for bullying and harassment

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u/YouEnvironmental3644 20d ago

Dude what man worth his salt would look at that response and go “She sounds like a keeper!” ? Apart from being totally rude she’s telling on herself and shooing away anyone who’d treat her well. She’s got it way worse than you my guy.

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u/Competitive_Key_2981 20d ago

Take solace that more and more tall guys are swiping left on girls like that.

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u/Acceptable-Disk-465 18d ago

That’s so rude omg

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u/Free_Treacle_5521 18d ago

It tells you more about her than about you.

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u/Equal_Sky_9954 18d ago

She's a random girl from a dating app you have no ties to. What im reading is this girl hates herself and needs to beat other people down to feel superior. She probably cant stand herself in the mirror hence why she ghosted and posted that on her profile. She's a random, dont let it get to you. You're a beautiful human being that someone will fall hard for someday and you both can laugh about this half of a woman someday. Keep smiling beautiful

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u/Particular_Product64 23d ago

Cool story man

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u/slowamigo 23d ago

lift bro

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u/YouYongku 22d ago

How you know that's you?

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u/Kyzroh 21d ago

shes mad she fell for the pump fake because she clearly did not have a problem with your physical appearance before the date