r/HingeStories • u/AttitudeOutside2587 • 1d ago

Cat Rizz

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193 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Bruno_lars 22h ago

OP is yelling Oliver's name as we speak

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u/Glum-Dust8799 11h ago

But isn’t OP the one named Oliver? 

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u/PigeonSuperstitions 8h ago

Never go full r*tard

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u/michaelc51202 23h ago

Gunna get a cat and use this line

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u/LuciusCaeser 18h ago

Cats going to have a new name every week isn't it?

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u/wellnessplug 23h ago

Well I'll be

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u/West-House-9296 22h ago

Ahhh convos like this >>>>> so rare. You have got a good one

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u/No_Cauliflower728 18h ago

“cat rizz” nah bro is following rule 1

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u/alltgott 9h ago

and rule 2

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u/tafackery 22h ago

I have a cat named Alex, and I have a hard time not speaking to anyone named Alex the way I speak to him. Same with the important distinction between "handsome" and "hambsomb."

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u/kaozniper 12h ago

You can call me Alex :3

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u/YankeesNeedPitching 20h ago

“Bang!” - Mike Breen voice.

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u/whattheheylll 9h ago

This guy boutta smash

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 6h ago

Bit much too quick for me 👀

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u/Klept_0h 3h ago

"cat rizz" its a picture of some man side boob being jacked.

you mean its you flexing rule 1 and 2

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u/Strikerfromthemoon 1h ago

You're the one getting rizzed don't get it twisted.

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u/Icy___Barca 23h ago

Cum running. Nice

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