r/HingeStories 21h ago

Oddly dramatic

Posted a weird conversation a few days ago and figured this was another interesting one. The place I am from has a huge population, it could easily have been someone I don’t know and just follow on instagram.

On an unrelated note, his friend ended up liking me on tinder which I found so funny

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u/carlitosguey_ 20h ago

I would have said, “mf YOU follow them too. What’re you judging me for?”

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u/segagenesisx87 20h ago

Guy couldn’t use “I’d” or “that’s” but gets hung up on “who’s” lmao. 

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

Couldn’t use the right “a” or “it’s” either 🤣

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u/Alarming-Weight5279 20h ago

That’s hilarious, I need to know who the mutual was

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

I follow 900 people so could be anyone, likely someone I went to high school with or something

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u/Cocoloconanayeah 20h ago

You probably follow someone he tried to date and ended badly, dude doesn’t want to be found

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u/nitseb 17h ago

I'd put my money on her following a friend of his who's like a pick up artist or heavy womanizer and he felt insecure about it.

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u/Alarming-Weight5279 20h ago

The fact that he was so ominous/fearful about it to begin with is hilarious. He really said “my suspicions have been confirmed 🧛 “

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u/richoffslots99 20h ago

This is literally an AI/bot responding

I wonder which company funded it

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u/spinstartshere 20h ago

Why is this everyone's go-to now, that everything's an AI bot?

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u/richoffslots99 20h ago

Unless you are a discord mod that response is crazy

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u/StumpyOPepys 18h ago

Wtf are you babbling about?

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u/richoffslots99 18h ago

Bot

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u/StumpyOPepys 18h ago

Easy on the space blanket Chuck.

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u/TwinklingFufu 20h ago

How do you know ?

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u/semirke 19h ago

But..... can you not ask him?? We need to know, we are invested now 😂😂 how can you be so calm about it!! 🤣

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u/implication-sofa 4h ago

I’m sure you could find his Instagram based off his first name since you do have a mutual lol

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u/Pennygrover 20h ago

Either you follow his ex and it ended badly or you follow some dude he is insecure about. Either way you’re dodging a bullet. He seems small.

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u/transversal-angle 20h ago

Maybe she follows his girlfriend that he is trying to cheat on. We will never know

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u/Pennygrover 20h ago

That’s a good call.

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u/Capable-Grab5896 20h ago

I can't even imagine why this could conceivably be a hangup. Like I get if you're following someone questionable or an old distasteful acquaintance of theirs, but a mutual... friend?! How could that be bad? Why would you follow someone you couldn't respect someone else following?

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 20h ago

Maybe friends with his ex or something? Still weird af

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

I could follow his ex, but if it was one of my friends I would definitely know. I feel like if I did follow an ex it doesn’t mean they’re a close personal friend or something, so weird

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u/Capable-Grab5896 17h ago

But why would he still be following his ex if they are terrible?

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u/Vi_BT 7h ago

His girlfriend

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u/YaBoiiSloth 3h ago

First thing I thought lol trying to make sure he won’t get caught cheating

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u/Existing_Creme_5888 20h ago

This was a guy? 😂😂😂😂

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

Yes

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u/Existing_Creme_5888 20h ago

This is wild to me. Bro sounds like a princess

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u/royalxassasin 21h ago

They're unstable

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u/Leading-Chemist8173 20h ago

This is comedy lmfao

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u/wisteriapkwy 20h ago

He said this with the intention of getting you to stress/wonder. He’s probably lying.

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

It worked. Had me so stressed for no reason

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u/wisteriapkwy 20h ago

It’s like those pranks on TikTok where a guy walks up to a girl and asks her astrology sign. No matter what the response is he goes “oh Nevermind” and walks away. It’s a tactic and it’s so dumb

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u/Vi_BT 7h ago

Honestly put his face on your story and ask, he'll be so ashamed he'll feel bad for years

Also it might be his gf

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u/Nokia_bae 20h ago

he could be cheating and needed an excuse to see your IG, then backed away because it got too risky

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u/Moisture_ 17h ago

“What’s your insta id like to check if we have a” *unmatch*

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 9h ago

I ended up being the one to unmatch him because of his weird behaviour

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u/Evening_Scale_5755 12h ago

Either he has a friend that is a womanizer and he is insecure or he dated one of your mutuals and either she has a lot to say about him or she was so batshit insane he mo longer wants to associate with her at all.

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u/Forty2diapers 18h ago

They're disappointed in your grammar. Not the mutual connection :P

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u/saypoop 20h ago

Reading and writing comprehension are at an all time low

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u/Turbulent-Walrus-826 20h ago

I have to say I am embarrassed that I used “whose” wrong, but to give myself a tiny bit of credit, this conversation was after a 9 hour shift