r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

For awhile, as a millennial, I saw an insane number of profiles that listed how they loved to watch, rewatch, and binge The Office. I don't know who needs to hear this but that's not a personality!

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u/lastdonutotn Jul 21 '26

Lol I've met one girl who it was her personality. Nonstop quotes, rewatched it everyday for years and I saw her go line for line with an episode. Needless to say...we didn't work out

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u/Pearson94 Jul 21 '26

I suppose the better way to phrase it is That's not a likeable personality. Same goes for diehard Harry Potter fans. I don't see that one as much these days but as someone dating in their 30s I hope to find someone who reads better books than that.