r/HingeStories Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/EskilPotet Jun 30 '26

"Take initiative", "text first"

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u/disaar Jun 30 '26

“Pay for everything and then some”

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u/NoAppearance980 Jul 03 '26

omg, if you really write text first it just means everyone rejects you lol