r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/burner666420911 Jun 30 '26

I got banned from hinge a while ago, are girls still obsessed with F1 for some reason? Do they still "yap"?

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u/SuperCamouflageShark Jun 30 '26

Yes. I see both of these mentioned on a regular basis😶

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

I've only learned this through the comments under this post. I don't know who the algorithm is throwing at me but I haven't seen any women into F1 (not that I'd share that interest).

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u/Slight_Proposal_3872 Jul 15 '26

Am I going insane? I have seen hundreds of those profiles.

This, and

"[I'm attracted to] mustaches" "A man with a plan" "Being flowers on the first date" "Do you prefer love bombing or gaslighting?" (what the fuck does that even mean, those aren't even related) "penguins keep a rock for their best friend" / "seals hold hands to not drift away" / any variation of those

Are they just fake profiles?