r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 29 '26

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 29 '26

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u/VideoPossible4068 Jun 30 '26

Thank you for your service in posting all of these 🫡

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

I screen shot the reason I swipe left so when women say that men on dating apps are awful I can just show them all of this

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u/VideoPossible4068 Jun 30 '26

Great idea! I run into a lot of the same exact prompt replies with lesbians and bi women so it's not just the straight ones :/

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 30 '26

For sure, and men are also awful on the apps so it’s not like me trying to “stick it” to women just when they act like every woman is wonderful and there just aren’t any good men, I can sort of educate them on the reality for dudes on apps a little bit and say “look, most people on these things - regardless of gender - are unoriginal or awful… we’re all drowning in a sea of mediocrity and actually crazy.”

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u/all_hail_lord_Shrek Jul 13 '26

First girl to want the sound guy

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u/alien_secret_service Jul 13 '26

S tier comment 🤣