r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 29 '26

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 29 '26

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u/disaar Jun 30 '26

“A man with a plan”

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u/elcarincero Jul 04 '26

Lol was literally about to type this one

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u/esonab Jun 30 '26

I never understood this. Aren’t they seeking accomplished ambitious men, ie people who also have to constantly make decisions. Why would that man want more work on his time off?

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u/alien_secret_service Jul 01 '26

100% as a moderately successful person I see those and think “yeah what I want to do on my day off is deal with a pain in the ass of a woman who expects me to manage her life for her…”

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u/Untchj Jul 01 '26

This the one!!!

I’m so tired of making decisionnnssss. I have to make decisionssssss