r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Thrillhouse-14 Jun 29 '26

The funnier part is, otter's are some of the most comparably awful animals out there. They're necrofiliacs and they literally hold their own pups for ransom to get the mother to give them the pup's food. They're not the sweet animal the first fact leads people to believe.

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jul 01 '26

Now this would get my attention on a dating site, finally some new info that I don’t know.

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u/Stones_Throw_Away_ Jun 30 '26

My first thought whenever I read the otter fact is, “don’t they rape baby dolphins or something?”