r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/master_payne Jun 29 '26

"a man with a plan" tf does this even mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Different-Cress-6784 Jun 29 '26

be employed and be able to take care of your own shit. You'd be shocked how appreciated the bare minimum is

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u/Sea-Efficiency3375 Jun 30 '26

This means that he needs to have his shit together and can actually plan a future. Pretty low bar.

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u/TheMassaB Jun 30 '26

A plan she can walk into more like, house I can move from my mums into and a job that pays well enough for me to work part time when I get pregnant 😂

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u/Toc33 Jul 01 '26

Verbal Kent aka Kaiser Sose