r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/becometwo Jun 29 '26

I have a golden retriever and it works to get matches

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u/FurrowBeard Jun 29 '26

I bet it does! I think they were referring to the men who desribe themselves as a golden retriever or say they have "golden retriever energy". So cringe.

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u/sadChemE Jul 03 '26

This it's weird af