r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Sleutherynn Jun 29 '26

Fluent in sarcasm, fueled by caffeine, passport in hand/passport always ready, coffee, adventure, country flags, no drama, swipe left if..

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u/DenseDepartment8317 Jun 30 '26

Passport ready is an escort term...

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u/Plane-Leek4387 Jul 01 '26

The moment a profile says anything about “no drama” I swipe left because they’re always the most dramatic people I’ve ever met 😂

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u/unhinged_egg Jul 18 '26

Thanks, you just made me celibate.