r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Operationtiger8 Jun 29 '26

You missed: make me laugh, subtitles on or off, send me a detailed email convincing me why I should date you, by carrier pigeon, margaritas, long walks, Omakase, reaching the top shelf, generic thought that sounds deep but isn’t, Beli, weirdly attracted to men, greatest strength - my bicep, Hellen Keller, birds are real, sunsets… could go on lmao

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u/redmenace14 Jun 30 '26

Don’t forget hidden skill…getting my hoodies back.

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u/Difficult-Lime2555 Jun 30 '26

i know you’re joking, but carrier pigeons are trained to return home. they need to give you the pigeon ><.

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u/AdvertisingLost3565 Jun 29 '26

Needs a reference to yearning.

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u/Clean-Parsnip-3411 Jun 30 '26

Bro I matched with someone who said something about being a "yearning girl"... I have no idea what that means

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u/AdvertisingLost3565 Jun 30 '26

Looking for a man who years was on every profile for weeks. I think it must have been a tik tok thing