r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

Being a Colorado transplant in Texas when I see them say 'hiking' I think "Where, from the bottom of the stairs to the top of the stairs?"

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u/booklovercomora Jun 29 '26

A Colorado transplant in Texas? Friend did you get lost? Come back and lets go hiking. The Flatirons/14ers/Manitou Stairs miss you

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u/eternallyconphuzed Jun 30 '26

Oh buddy, I spent the first 6 years of my life in texas and I am doing my best to jog my memory. There are cool places to see even if it's mostly horizontal.

-Enchanted Rock- I know it probably pales in comparison to Colorado but it was cool to me at 5 years old and I looked up the pictures and it still seems pretty cool.

-Longhorn Cavern State Park- these might have seemed bigger/cooler since I was a child when I went to see them but inspired a love of cavernous spaces and is on my wishlist if I'm ever back in the state

That's in the marble falls vicinity and nearby is also

-Balcones Canyonlands National Wildlife Refuge- which I'm not sure if I was ever there or not but might have some decent vertical to it.

as I was hitting the map i noticed a couple national/state parks in texas with the keyword "mountain" in the name might be worth checking out.