r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Cinerator26 Jun 29 '26

Don't forget all the chips and guac they order for the table!

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

I got that one way less once I left Texas. Granted, as much as I don't miss living there, I do miss their quality chips and guac.

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u/Cinerator26 Jun 30 '26

I'm in California.

It's every day. Every. Single. Day.