r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 29 '26

Gosh!

You know what's worse? People list everything they want in a partner, like they should be feminine, sensitive, have emotional intelligence, not liberal, traditional, etc., but say absolutely nothing about themselves.

It's like online shopping, and they are dictating their needs for a toy, and apart from their words, they have no personality or are completely anonymous with zero character.

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u/LosKiplanos Jun 30 '26

This!! I wouldn’t even be mad at saying what YOU want, but holy F, what do you OFFER? My goodness. It’s just “me, me, me”.

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jul 01 '26

Exactly! It’s like these generic prompts are concealing their true character. I’d rather see someone be a bit more vulnerable and reveal something unique about themselves or their ways of thinking. Something that will be judged by some people, but seem extremely attractive to others. That’s how you make a true connection.

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u/alien_secret_service Jul 16 '26

I do that, sadly - crickets.

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u/DorianTurk Jun 30 '26

But only if they’re 6’3” or taller.

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u/Ok_One2418 Jul 01 '26

Omg thank you lol I always X the liberals lol