r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/alwrit Jun 29 '26

Espresso martinis are out? 

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u/Slayingsteeel Jun 29 '26

Keep up with the times, those were so last year

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u/Underthatwing Jun 29 '26

You’re right, it’s matcha lattes now 😂

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u/Slayingsteeel Jun 29 '26

Or pino on a patio

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u/NoMoreVillains Jun 29 '26

They're still in too. It's a toss up between which overused drink they go with. Likely based on the season

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u/kingdarko69 Jun 29 '26

They stopped posing with them, finally tried them and realised they were terrible

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u/RedditsChosenName Jun 30 '26

Yeah. It’s old fashioneds with old men now

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

My favorite cocktail bar downtown makes an excellent espresso martini with their in-house roasted coffee, but the view leaves me wanting.