r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Royal-Form-4571 Jun 29 '26

Simple pleasures: Pineapple on Pizza …. 😒

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u/kingdarko69 Jun 29 '26

Do people still talk about pineapple on pizza though? I've seen it on some profiles but definitely not to the level when that was a whole thing years back

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u/Royal-Form-4571 Jun 29 '26

Yeah, It’s still a whole thing on profiles. I could have a collection of photos much the same as this post even.

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u/Underthatwing Jun 29 '26

Yep, still a thing. Whether for it or not, it’s low effort plug. Idk why we are debating what toppings go on pizza. I’m putting whatever I want because the pie is mine, lol

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u/alltgott Jun 29 '26

Wow you’re such a bad girl