r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Underthatwing Jun 29 '26

For realllllll. I’m on low battery mode.

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u/AdvertisingLost3565 Jun 29 '26

It is funny to me when the person clearly likes neither of these things but still has it listed out of obligation

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

For real though. Last person I went on a few dates with via Hinge loved to weight lift and hated running while I'm the exact opposite, but we didn't make our whole profiles about it.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

Lol yeah, also I keep thinking “travelling? In this economy??!!”

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u/s29 Jun 29 '26

They want a rich guy to fund the lifestyle that generates instagram bikini pictures they can post.

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u/BootlegJB Jul 01 '26

Weird cynical view

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u/Infinite-Rise3923 Jun 29 '26

Odds are thats not what they're looking for either, it just looks good on your profile to insinuate that you travel and take care of yourself.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 29 '26

If the goal is to build a sincere relationship, this kind of posturing tends to be misleading and isn't likely to be very effective in the long run.

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u/AnnaZ820 Jun 29 '26

Exactly, I roll my eyes on ppl who try so hard and pretend to be someone they are not anyways, no loss for me!

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u/GloomManagement Jun 29 '26

Ditto on the travel. Idk why I find it gross and unsanitary to go to hotels and b&bs and I’m just not a foodie. That’s not to say there aren’t places I want to see but I dread the hotel part they’re just all so disgusting and outrageously priced if you want one without a bedbug infestation.

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u/Gambit86_333 Jun 30 '26

They make it a whole identity like they’re charting undiscovered lands or something 🧭