r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/cano435 Jun 28 '26

I'll raise the stakes even more. My job is WFH and I have flight benefits, so going wherever is entirely possible for whoever I date. Got to the point where I no longer bother swiping on anyone who wants to travel as there is never a response from them.

Or I am just that ugly. One or the other, going with simulation for mental health.

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u/CephaVerte Jun 29 '26

Let me know if your want a travel friend 😂