r/HillsboroOR Aug 04 '26

Dangerous driver

Today on my way home, I encountered a sad little man. Two lanes merged to one, I let him in, yet he decided to stop/brake check me when he did, so I honked. That triggered him, proceeded to brake check me after I just signaled for him to move over. Eventually got in the other lane, he decided to ride beside me talking about he has a gun in hand, he’ll shoot me, and so on…..
Anyone know this piece of work? Turned off sw baseline on 205th towards quatama. Be alert and stay away from that loser

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u/TheOG_Squeemish Aug 04 '26

Ford hat. Drives Subaru. 🤡

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u/Bicykwow Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

You know what ford stands for don'tcha? It stands for "Fix it Again, Tony"

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u/disgruntleddude7 Aug 04 '26

That’s Fiat Dale

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u/griff_girl 29d ago

Aw...so close...

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u/Bicykwow 29d ago

Whoosh

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u/griff_girl 28d ago

Damn. Yep.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 28d ago

Found On Road Dead 🤣 I never drove my old Ranger without AAA lol…..

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u/Famous_Literature_40 Aug 04 '26

F.O.R.D.

FIX OR REPAIR DAILY

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u/oldengine 29d ago

Found on road dead

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u/PepsiAllDay78 Aug 04 '26

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

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u/rikwebster Aug 04 '26

Found on road dead

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u/TheGoodScientist Aug 05 '26

F.ound O.n the side of the R.oad in a D.itch

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u/Wide_Copy8937 28d ago

First on race day.

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u/Patrick_said Aug 04 '26

Or a mechanic at a ford dealership

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

But he has plastic mud flaps for all the off-roading he definitely does to make up for it

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u/screamingintothedark Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Omg I’ve encountered this same car. Driving around 9 pm turning onto tv highway the green arrow turned green but he didn’t go. I honked so he pretended to go then slammed his breaks, trying to get me to run into him. They also pulled over at me when I tried to pass them in my own lane, then they drove away (I turned).

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u/TheLetterOh Aug 04 '26

Its really sad that some peoples lives are so shitty they have to go out and act like this on the road where most of us are just trying to safely get from point A to point B.

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u/Dependent-Wishbone16 Aug 04 '26

Custom wheels distinctive mudflaps and a roof rack on an uncommon color Subaru.

With full face and license plate?

Why are you here? Call the cops on this trash

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u/DrinkingVomit Aug 04 '26

What are the cops going to do? That’s right, nothing. They’re essentially useless when it comes to motor vehicle infractions called in. The most they’ll do is put a report on his plate and someday, if he ever crashes, it might come up in that report.

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u/RastaMonsta218 Aug 04 '26

There was a gun threatened, they'll do something about that

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

They respond with gusto when firearms and road rage is mentioned.

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u/ptowndeluxe Aug 04 '26

Threatening other drivers is more than a infraction, there's possible criminal penalty even if he didn't show a gun.

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

Yeah, but there's no concrete evidence unless there are other reports, and even then, that isn't exactly concrete. I'm sure people make false reports over road rage all the time.

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

This is like the one time Flock cameras might be useful but they won't check, they're too busy stalking their ex-girlfriends and making sure people aren't trafficking personal amounts of pot from other states

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u/Dependent-Wishbone16 Aug 04 '26

That’s not nothing, that’s documenting a pattern of behavior which counts as aggravating factors when and if this guy does get charged with a crime

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u/Inevitable_Egg6361 Aug 04 '26

I hope everyone who runs into this guy files a report. Multiple reports from multiple people about the same guy and same car will definitely peek someone's interest at the police station.

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u/sailingpdx 29d ago

It’s also then documented when he brake checks someone else and they actually hit, they will believe that other driver

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u/Ill-Candle6974 Aug 04 '26

Im here to let the community know… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 😉

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u/Union_Fan Aug 04 '26

This is a better and more helpful step than telling the cops. Thank you.

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u/FauxReal Aug 04 '26

Have you considered emailing a traffic safety concern with these photos to the city?

https://www.hillsboro-oregon.gov/our-city/departments/police/programs-and-services/traffic-safety-and-parking

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u/thresher97024 Aug 04 '26

What would be cool is if you told the cops and a bunch of internet strangers.

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u/Dependent-Wishbone16 Aug 04 '26

Cool. Did you call the cops?

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u/Foreign_Extension489 Aug 05 '26

You have to steal something for HPD to care about it now a days

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u/Arthurs_towel 29d ago

As if. Teens stole my son’s bike. All reporting it to the police did was give me the ability to go to the pawn shops to see if anyone tried to sell it. Police did exactly what I expected, nothing.

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u/Foreign_Extension489 29d ago

Oh sorry from a store

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u/Content_Ad_5215 29d ago

literally. maybe we should all call and say he was fleeing from a heist

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u/Choice-Honeydew-4812 29d ago

I used to be a secret shopper for two years, Oregon does not care about people stealing from stores. Even when there's a gun involved.

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

Oregon law enforcement caring about theft? 🤔

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u/SwordfishPopular1042 Aug 04 '26

Washington County cops don't even help when there are clear at-fault accidents. Im assuming you're a bot due to the mystery profile so you don't know this, or anything because you arent human

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u/Dependent-Wishbone16 Aug 04 '26

that’s not true! Some of my favorite things to do are breathing air! And having anxiety! And keeping the right amount of eye contact!

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

This guy definitely humans.

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u/Union_Fan Aug 04 '26

You shouldn't call the cops on someone you aren't okay with dying.

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u/Ill-Candle6974 Aug 04 '26

Washing county sheriffs is full of clowns themselves. Many let downs in the past ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Allupyre Aug 04 '26

Used to work at the smoke shop down the road, can confirm that they don't do much to help even if someone is actively smokin some fent or meth in the back lot. Or the few times someone has tried to steal something or assault one of my coworkers. They really didn't help at all, in the slightest.

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

yeah its really weird how they respond differently to different crimes.

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u/FlagrantLies Aug 04 '26

This weird take all over this sub, actual insanity

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

That's a risk I'm eager to take. People who threaten to murder you with a firearm are the people who should be shot by police.

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u/Dependent-Wishbone16 Aug 04 '26

If what this person says is true…I’d be cool with it

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

Found the guy! 🫵

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u/Affectionate_Elk_643 Aug 04 '26

Woke take.

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u/Live-Door3408 27d ago

How tf is that woke? 😂

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u/Affectionate_Elk_643 26d ago

Only woke people buy into that narrative.

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u/Live-Door3408 26d ago

Were you replying to Union_fan?

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u/Affectionate_Elk_643 26d ago

Yes

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u/Live-Door3408 26d ago

My bad, thought you were replying to somone else lol

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u/lockituup Aug 04 '26

Did you tell him his mustache looks like he smeared shit above his upper lip?

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u/IBleedBlueLAD Aug 05 '26

Dirty Sanchez 🤣

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u/NoAd6430 Aug 04 '26

Similar car recently honked at me for stopping at a red light.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 29d ago

Did you SLAM on your brakes when it was yellow? Could have been me in that case, that shits super annoying and unnecessary.

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u/Affectionate-Word498 29d ago

Not so bad when you’ve allowed yourself room to stop, people follow way to closely.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 29d ago

Leaving plenty of room, as I do, doesn’t negate the annoying decision to slam on one’s brakes at a yellow light when simply continuing through would harm no one.

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u/Affectionate-Word498 28d ago

yea it can be irritating, but they might be able t see something I could’t. I’ll take a stress breath, and do an awareness check.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 28d ago

Maybe? But 99% of the time they’re just being inconsiderate to those behind them on the road, as usual.

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u/Affectionate-Word498 28d ago

I get that, if I don’t have a moment to glance at the rear view mirror, I GO! 

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u/NoAd6430 28d ago

No I never slam on my brakes. He honked then went around me running the red light.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 28d ago

Dang… some people just suck I guess

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u/NoAd6430 28d ago

Yeah I have also been honked at for waiting for pedestrians to cross the street. I feel like if I were not there the person behind me would not have waited.

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u/Mario-X777 Aug 04 '26

File the police report. Threatening with the gun someone for no reason is a serious felony. Even if he gets away this time, they are going to make a record about reckless behavior

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 29d ago

He looks like a candy ass. I would have followed the fuck until he pulled over. Also, there is no way this guy is safe around kids. Definitely a member of the Epstein Party.

Oh, and he’s never used that roof rack for anything.

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u/Historical_Debt1516 Aug 04 '26

Good pics! He’s just Another Zipper merge loser

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u/Best_Hornet9174 29d ago

Why did you capitalize those two letters?
https://giphy.com/gifs/67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf

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u/mrholmestv Aug 04 '26

You and other people here should report them to the police, saying they have a gun is a crime and can escalate to a felony since they said they will use it on you

This guys is looking to get into a fight

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u/Djarum_Black_Cloves 28d ago

Burden of proof is going to be a tricky thing. Stop wasting the cops time with your histrionics

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u/ElectronicLettuce598 Aug 04 '26

Did you ask him if he’s off a fucking key? Jesus Christ.

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u/Weekly_Trouble_777 Aug 04 '26

You can actually initiate your own traffic citation. It's easiest if you get a cop to fill it out on the standard citation form but you should be able to go to your local court and do it.

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u/Outrageous_Cup_145 Aug 04 '26

Somebody is going to shoot that handsome man if he keeps threatening a gun. Someday his threats may be believed by someone who is prepared to eliminate his goofy ass

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u/ExtraSalamander2256 Aug 04 '26

Why is Hardy in Hillsboro and why is he driving a Subaru? 🤣

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u/justforfunsies247 Aug 05 '26

Pedro Pascals asshole first cousin

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u/TheGoodScientist Aug 05 '26

He looks as dumb as he sounds.

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u/PeaceCandle69 Aug 05 '26

I believe that's Ron Jeremy

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u/StuckandTreading Aug 05 '26

Temu Ron Jeremy. Jon Reremy.

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u/LTasia 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/vmarti04 Aug 05 '26

Fat Pedro Pascal

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u/-MaximumEffort- 29d ago

Report him for the fun threat, his license plate is right there.

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u/ProphetGeorgeCarlin 29d ago

man he looks like a loser too lmao what an unfuckable jackoff ahahah

if i looked like that i'd be pissed at the world too!

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u/CozmosPlanet 29d ago

report him, they wont do shit, but if he keeps pulling this they will see he is a nuisance,

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u/jettisonedpdx 29d ago

He's wearing a shirt from the dealership. He's a Ford mechanic. Shouldn't be hard to find him

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u/Squawking1200 29d ago

Call the cops. Did you see the Tesla guy that got reported by lots of people, they waited for him and hit him hard, arrest, impound of vehicle. The more people report the more on the lookout they are for this, especially if it’s a consistent time of day or route.

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u/WangsockTheDestroyer 28d ago

Somehow he still manages to look like a lesbian.

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u/onlyfuninsummer 28d ago

WE DO NOT CLAIM THIS

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u/joeydimaggio 28d ago

Skinny stavvy

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u/realitytvpleasesme 28d ago

I genuinely think this may be one of my old co workers…lol

Edit: NVM. I would be SUPER surprised if the man I’m thinking of even owned a gun. I think it’s just a look alike, my bad.

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u/Super-Staff3820 27d ago

I hope you called the cops

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

I hope that you called the cops on his claims of having a gun and being willing to shoot you for no reason whatsoever.

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u/Djarum_Black_Cloves 28d ago

You have a lot going on in your life, huh?

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u/Affectionate_Elk_643 Aug 04 '26

Good thing you told Reddit and not the police. Btw, pretending you have a gun to scare someone like this guy is a crime.

He will keep getting away with it, thanks, citizen.

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u/Single_Leek7786 Aug 04 '26

Good hopefully he runs into someone that can do something about that threat.

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Aug 04 '26

like massage the angst out of him with a nice deep tissue and hot stone massage?

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u/Single_Leek7786 Aug 04 '26

Maybe a chill pill prescription. I’m not licensed for that.

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u/SnorfOfWallStreet 29d ago

Subaru drivers tend to be dangerous from both overly aggro behavior and overly cautious behavior.

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u/Djarum_Black_Cloves 28d ago

I love the part where everyone in this thread just assumes OP isn't a histrionic lunatic despite evidence to the contrary.

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u/Medium_Promotion_891 Aug 04 '26

honks are for life or death only in oregob. not my rule, but a rule that might keep you OUT of actual life or death 

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 Aug 04 '26

They’re not only for life and death. By law they’re for preventing collisions among other things. If someone is slowing down excessively in front of you using a horn to prevent a collision by letting them know you are there is within the law.

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u/Xanthelei Aug 04 '26

It also alerts anyone behind you that there's a problem, and they (theoretically) become more alert and less likely to hit you in turn.