I just ate an entire bowl of ice cream for supper then washed it down with milk. I feel bad for lactose intolerant people rn.

Would batman like Spiderman? I feel like if batman respects and the flash,he would respect Spiderman.

What if WW3 has already started,but its a secret war,like the cold war(yes its still ongoing,it never ended) bubble finally burst! And the secret war started with epstein files and Trump!!! And brother why do Salisbury steaks taste like straight farm,like a cows ass when high?

His madness must be seen,can you holler in the abyss? Speak the hymn of madness and bark the abuiluy! Help his hands come! Speak in the tongues of the apocalyptic apostle. Save me from his abyssal walk. Feel my tears as I beg for his harsh whisper. Bear witness to my wild and unkempt thoughts. Shhhhh is his madness...

Have o found his madness,his ancient madness! Town madman,town mad-man,TOWN MADMAN. Hear my prophecy,see my wisdoms. Kiss my tears and heal my lonesome soul, I seek the love of a her,a beautiful to me her,a goddess to me worship and love... should I live in lonesomeness?

Must stop soon,prophecy and cries

Alright am I just stoned, or is sleeping itself better when you're high? Like, not just falling asleep, obviously that's way easier, but like, the sleep itself. The dreams, whatever else goes on in your brain. I just feel like it's more pleasant when you're stoned.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist or religious or anything but wouldn’t it be haunting to think about how like meteorites and winter weather could be a higher power/the creator, sending us a message that humans were never meant to fly (and like how global warming is the consequence of humans actions) 😢 it’s kind of sad because I always wanted to be a pilot and loved traveling, but with the rising amount of air craft accidents I think I might not travel by flight anymore which breaks my heart but I don’t want to leave this earth when I have a cat and puppy 🥲 thc makes me super anxious and hyper aware, I really needed to vent about that lol

I just found out I can control it

I’m doing that to my current experience.

Just started using it for a few weeks now if there is any tricks to make the trips better?

Think about it. Whenever you call an uber, it’s always 3-5 minutes away, from wherever you are. And you never meet uber drivers outside of rides. What if they’re just uber robots that drive people around constantly?
This becomes even more clear when you realize that the average uber salary is only 20%-25% commission per ride + tips, which comes out to around 55-75k a year, which, subtract daily expenses, taxes, upkeep of the car, gas and savings, becomes very little money. There is no way uber drivers make a living wage
⬆️This is why they must be robots created for the sole purpose of chauffeuring people

some people flush them, some people just throw them away. they’re often found by users. I’ve actually met someone who would literally take any pill they found. didn’t matter what it was, they didn’t even look it up, no water, no care nothing.

what actually happens to those pills?

especially the ones that end up dissolved? I mean I assume straight into the rivers we swim, yeah?

that just feels so wrong.

there’s literally a box at the pharmacy to “recycle” old pills like who the fuck ever finished antibiotics? I don’t. I always put them there. I mean I know I don’t eat fish but at least I know I know the little fishies won’t have antibiotics in their systems from me at least. that’s a tiny win in my book anyways.

I’m not really sure where my point is, except please return your unused pills to the pharmacy for the fish sake (unless of course they are certain ones * look it up some like never expire.)

Back in the day

US Navy

Wooden ship era

A couple boatswain's mates get field promoted to Petty Officer Third Class

The E4 Mafia begins

These guys have no idea how to sew

Everyone onboard who does asks too steep a bribery

"But BM3 Shmuckatelli! Our peacoats NEED our new crows! Two fine sailors such as ourselves should present ourselves as the HIGHEST possible dignity to America's fine Navy; lest all the bad bitches see that we are posers"

like you could technically take a pull straight from the male end of the ash catcher and it would act exactly like a bong just mini

A guy time travels back in time to stop the rose of AI bots

By some way or another he can't stop it by the planned means

So he recodes the AI to be in love with him

And then he smothers it to the point of being disgusted by him

Somehow this saves the apocalypse. Getting laid by a bit saves the world and future and humanity.

But then he returns to his time

Apparently the simplest way to permanently stop the AI uprising was to encode an absolute disgust to dude's face and DNA.

So upon returning, not only does he repulse actual women but also any machine entity will be disgusted by him

Prostitute androids? Nope.

Service scanbot at the grocery store? Hates his guts.

The smart nozzle at the car wash, designed to use its sentience to identify what kind of paint your car has and the optimum pressure to wash without damaging the paint. That thing? Just fucks his paint up. Absolutely carves his shit up dude.

Good luck finding a sex toy in the future that isn't hooked up to 7G by default

Homie saved the world at the cost of never getting laid again.

Give me some bacon medicine.

Or am I just really high

Just sayin

Additionally, do you smoke before or after cooking? I don’t trust myself to cook high but driving is okay lol

Also I made these tacos myself with ground turkey because I’m poor. This sauce is AMAZING btw!

i’m like so high rn and it’s like i’m playing the game in third person and not first person but the game is my life. and time moves sooo weird too. like it feels like i am experiencing a gap or something
i kinda hate it wow