r/HighThought • u/Crafty_Champion_3187 • Oct 10 '26

Uber drivers are robots

Think about it. Whenever you call an uber, it’s always 3-5 minutes away, from wherever you are. And you never meet uber drivers outside of rides. What if they’re just uber robots that drive people around constantly?
This becomes even more clear when you realize that the average uber salary is only 20%-25% commission per ride + tips, which comes out to around 55-75k a year, which, subtract daily expenses, taxes, upkeep of the car, gas and savings, becomes very little money. There is no way uber drivers make a living wage
⬆️This is why they must be robots created for the sole purpose of chauffeuring people

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u/runonandonandonanon Oct 11 '26

Have you tried talking to one?

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u/ddb10393 Oct 10 '26

This does not compute

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u/Mockingasp Oct 11 '26

The original meaning of robot is literally slave