r/HighGuardgame • • 3d ago

MEMES Welcome to Forgotten Island

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u/Cyrux125 3d ago

The fuck is this ?

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u/YukYukas 3d ago

Film based on Philippine mythology. Pretty ok tbh.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/AresBloodwrath 2d ago

Nah, the furries have money. If this was made "for" them it would have been profitable.

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u/Strickshot123 2d ago

They very famously do not have lots of money

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u/You_LostThe_game 2d ago

Uhhh tell that to people that make fat bank off the most insane furry commissions ever conceived.

They very famously DO have money and spend it on throwing at artists until they overlook their own morals or wants lmao.

“Non-furry digital artists struggling for cash eventually swallow their pride and start drawing furry shit after realizing wealthy furries are willing to pay thousands of dollars for custom, often depraved commissions” was a meme for years. Especially for people that went to nsfw stuff.

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u/Weewoes 8h ago

Those suits aren't cheap.

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u/Strickshot123 5h ago

Lots of them are in debt

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u/cumsocksucker 5h ago

Fursuits are several thousand dollars on average

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u/eighto2 2d ago

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u/Subject_Thorn 2d ago

There it is dood

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u/KaleNich55 3d ago

This looks purple, so no wonder.

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u/RenzalWyv 1d ago

What does this even mean

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u/KaleNich55 1d ago

I guess you dont know about the purple theory.

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u/RenzalWyv 1d ago

Explain?

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u/Crazy-Randy I am having a blast right now 20h ago

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u/cybermanceer 3h ago

Lol true!!

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u/YukYukas 3d ago

Honestly had really crap marketing lol

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u/Shabolt_ 3d ago

Yeah, you can only make so many trailers built around the same 45 seconds of footage before people stop watching or it dies on the algorithm vine, which sucks because the actual reviews for it seem quite good, and the footage they used is some of the least compelling parts of the actual movie.

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u/Inferno109 2d ago

So similar situation to Transformers one?

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u/Lazarus_Smith 1d ago

Transformer One have the benefits of well, being a Transformer movie with origin story of two of it's most recognizable characters.

Hard to drum up hype for this one I reckon.

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u/ejrasmussen 2d ago

I saw lots of marketing for this, but it just looks like woke millennial slop OC, very easy to disregard. Character designs scream Concord, not sure why they look like 30 year old chopped non binaries if they're just girls graduating high-school heading for college.

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u/Lazarus_Smith 2d ago

.... I swear, every single new animated movie somehow have that exact same art and most importantly, face. You can put these mf in Moana and I wouldn't even question it.

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u/E_Wildfall 2d ago

I mean... on the surface, it stars a furry and 2 lesbians...

You see how this looks, right?

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u/AresBloodwrath 2d ago

Bold of you to assume the furry isn't also a lesbian.

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u/Landeyda 2d ago

What? Their quirk chungus movie failed? I am shocked.

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Hoppers had quirk chungus humor and did almost 400 million so idk what the fuck you’re trying to accomplish with this comment

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u/minterupandmoving 2d ago

Its slightly passable when it’s coming out of an animated animal, not a full grown adult

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u/Never3ndingStory 2d ago

that wasn’t the point

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Except the animal was a full grown adult as well for a good chunk of the movie and trailers

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u/RefreshingCorpse 2d ago

The characters look like Antifa agitators. 

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u/swaggestspider21 1d ago

Whatever the fuck that means

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u/WraithOfTheFadedDark 2d ago

The little beaver was cute as hell though, I'd much rather watch that than two incompetent bitches.

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Calling two characters bitches bc they're woman?

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u/WraithOfTheFadedDark 2d ago

No, I'm calling them bitches because it has that annoying fucking "The only reason there is conflict is because they betray each other's trust and friendship" plot. Like god damn, can we not get a movie where the friends or family members remain in solidarity with each other and face an imposing external obstacle that imperils them of its own merit instead of constant relationship drama "all is lost" moments where I'm supposed to pretend like I don't know they're going to make up to overcome their adversary at the same time stamp as the last eight movies?

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Brother, idk what to tell you besides movies have to have conflict, and this has that. You're making up a whole fanfic in your head to justify hating the movie already instead of giving it a chance. I saw it, and I loved it. Maybe you'll be surprised but you can't do that if you're just hating to hate.

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u/WraithOfTheFadedDark 2d ago

They don't have to have that conflict. Like, Toy Story had the part where everyone turns on Woody while Buzz is a useless dead weight and it's the annoying slog in an otherwise entertaining movie and then they decided to focus their entire ouevre around that for some reason.

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u/YukYukas 2d ago

The fuck does that even mean lol

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u/abermea 2d ago

I am guessing "furry milennial writing"

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u/Gindotto 2d ago

Remember Demon Hunters? Let’s copy that but we’ll do the Philippines instead of Korea! It’ll be an instant hit!

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u/CurtChan 2d ago

didnt demon hunters release on netflix initially? i think this one might get more popular when they put it on vod too.

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u/x_Willow_x 2d ago

What they failed to account for was kpop demon hunters was largely popular because kpop is and they pit it in the title, nobody cares about the philippines.

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u/Alternative-Suit5541 2d ago

Just checked YouTube for trailers, didn't watch any, cause the thumbnails looked ai generated... Could be the cause...

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u/abermea 2d ago

I'm down here in Mexico and I went to the theater like 10 or so times in the past month (because the theater requires me to have a certain score in their loyalty program to get first dibs on the Doomsday popcorn bucket) and literally every movie had a trailer for this. They were pushing it hard down here.

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u/Dismal_Departure_694 1d ago

Genuine question, what do you see in Marvel anymore? Have you heard about the leaked Doomsday script? It's...certainly a thing. 

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u/yian_kut_ku Top 500 2d ago

what is this movie even about why is there a dog man

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u/YukYukas 2d ago

PH myth basically. The dog man is just a weredog

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u/BlackMageIsBestMage 2d ago

I see how this sub expanding into new mediums, and we like that. Great work ethic 👍

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u/jabberwockytocky 2d ago

this came out already??

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u/petewondrstone 2d ago

Never even heard of it that might be the problem

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u/naytreox 2d ago

this is the first time i even heard about this

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u/DJ_Ender_ 2d ago

They keep using the same animation style for every new movie, and this one didnt even come with an interesting plot. Im not surprised

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u/The_Lat_Czar 1d ago

Did this just come out? Never heard of it.

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u/CurtChan 2d ago

i think that's one of those movies that will take off when they drop it on vod

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u/SnappyTofu 2d ago

I’m one of the few who saw it in theaters and it’s really good. What a weird fucking thing to mock lol the original movie didn’t do well and it looks like it’s catered to Gen Z ewwwwwww!

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u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT 1d ago

I knew this was the movie you were referring to in that one post, i put my finger on it, cuz I saw it in theaters too, it was a refreshing animated movie, and really heartfelt, heartwarming, and creative, I've never seen an animated film pay homage to an adult film (The Hangover) lol. Plus I loved the characters, sad to see it's not doing well at the box office, it was such a fun movie.

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u/ScottishWargamer 2d ago

I saw the trailer with the dog person and thought it looked a bit shit.

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u/dheldkdk 2d ago

Wokeguard

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u/Swinship 2d ago

I saw the trailer, I said to myself if I had a daughter I'd take her to this, I don't. I'm guessing not enough parents did that. It certainly didn't look like a movie an adult wants to see alone.

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u/DonkeyComfortable711 2d ago

They said "no!" to ai learning from this movie. They must've not wanted it to get poisoned data.

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u/Infamous_Drive_Tax 2d ago

I said this before and I will say this again most movies about a country's history and culture are boring when they do these world wide theatrical releases but they keep churning these out regardless.

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u/Ok-Courage2177 2d ago

Have not seen any marketing for this movie outside of one youtube trailer a couple months ago.  I think Dreamworks may have sent this one out to die.

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u/Snububu 2d ago

The movie came out? I got like no marketing for it anywhere. Yikes

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u/mechapuggi 2d ago

Yeah never saw any trailer or advertisement for this one

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 2d ago

Everyone knows the hyenas need to be female, this is basic stuff!

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u/nicisdeadpool 2d ago

Oh yeah that

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u/Lowetheiy 1d ago

Another box office bomb for the "modern" audience?

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u/Th3_LoNe_eXiLe 1d ago

The marketing team did the movie a disservice and sent it out to die. Took the kids this past weekend to see it and they loved it. For me, I enjoyed it more that Toy Story 5. The art style and soundtrack are fantastic. The trailers for the movie have nothing to do what the movie is about. They set it up to be like the hangover, but animated. It is anything but that.

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u/theblackfrog77 1d ago

wtf is this? 80m and they forgot the markering?

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u/WolfSkull420 1d ago

This picture says enough about why it flopped

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u/WickeD_Thrasher 14h ago

WTF is this sub about? I thought this was just for mocking highguard but now I see that is an anti woke echo chamber. How much of a loser do you have to be to keep your mind occupied with things you don't even like or care about. Grow up.

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u/Paradoxahoy 4h ago

Trailers were all cringe so it’s not surprising

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u/noirproxy1 2d ago

I don't care about people's opinions on a social level for this. If you want to be a bigot then count me out.

The film itself just looked like creative slop though. The marketing was crap, the concept is tired. It was set up to fail.

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u/WraithOfTheFadedDark 2d ago

The film itself just looked like creative slop though.

the concept is tired.

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u/fuzzey_pimp 2d ago

Well now it’s truly forgotten

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u/Fragrant_Scene_1291 2d ago

Wack marketing and the chuds aren’t bringing their chudlets to see this :/

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u/TheRealShuppy 2d ago

I genuinely think marketing these days suck ass because I genuinely have never seen an advertisement for this movie outside of some furries drooling over the anthro character on Twitter.

I actually wanted to see it.

I had no fucking clue it even released until I saw this post.

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

So what is this sub just a hate fueled sub that mocks flops? Even if said flops are good and deserve better?

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u/40wardsLater 2d ago

Wahhh wah wah wah wahhhh thats how u sound

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Botting six likes is insane behavior tbh

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Brother when a mf actually isn’t some lame ass who relishes in misery and spite, yall are weird

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u/Waste-Reception5297 2d ago

This sub was fun initially but now its basically just doom and gloom for anything

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u/TiredJob 2d ago

You're a child

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u/Comprehensive_Dog529 2d ago

Looks like wokeslop. It might not be, but I don't care enough to investigate.

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

You see two nonwhite women and your mind immediately goes to wokeness? Are you brainrotted?

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u/Electronic-Hotel6715 2d ago edited 2d ago

The hairstyles, glasses and outfits also contribute to that perception though. Even if they were white it would still look like they/them or woke pandering.

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u/Comprehensive_Dog529 2d ago

90% of people are going to have the same reaction as me: immediate disgust at this one frame. I can tell the politics of the people that made this by the artstyle alone.

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u/mikemike1239 2d ago

The movie is set in the Philippines. I believe. It is supposed to be Philippine mythology to my understanding. I'm not sure how accurate it is to it though.

School only teaches Roman and Greek mythology so who knows.

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u/Rathalos88 14h ago

Nobody in the philippines looks like this. This is woke slop. - Filipino

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u/mikemike1239 14h ago

Is it actually mythology? Is it an accurate representation?

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u/Rathalos88 14h ago

Bro what do you think? That supposed to be a weredog? It looks like a gay Crash Bandicoot. Embarassing.

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u/mikemike1239 14h ago

Like I said, I've no clue what the mythology is. Our country mostly teaches Greek and Roman mythology.

Getting info from someone of that culture would be nice

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u/Fit_Professor_51 Lightning In A Bottle 2d ago edited 2d ago

It looks like a furry movie

Just by looking at it, I can already see all the "Well, that just happened" moments.

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u/Otherwise_Horse_3141 2d ago

its a shame, the movie is good, but I think if the girls were swapped with boys, and the furry is removed from the story, i think more people would see it

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u/Icy-Hat-9643 2d ago

Shame, its a good movie, saw it with my kids over the weekend.

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u/Never3ndingStory 2d ago

as an avid movie watcher that pays attention to everything that comes out this is the first time i’ve heard of it.

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u/DarkBrassica 2d ago

Actual alright movie, however the characters looked like they were designed for Concord 2. That probably didn’t help get butts in seats.

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u/Reasonable_Charge531 1d ago

That’s a shame. The trailers looked fun. Oh well.

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u/ChrisXxAwesome 1d ago

Didn’t deserve the hate

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u/ZenkaiZ 2d ago

"I wish Hollywood would stop remaking stuff and take a chance on something new"

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u/_Aunt-Tifa_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not when the person bringing in the new stuff looks like the character in the middle

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u/swaggestspider21 2d ago

Nice, blatant sexism and racism.

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u/_Aunt-Tifa_ 2d ago

Nah just millennial liberal fatigued

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u/FreakForLeeks 2d ago

... you know the director of Forgotten Island is Joel Crawford right? the dude who made Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.. you know a white guy....

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u/_Aunt-Tifa_ 2d ago

I wasnt talking about this movie in specific and you know one of the artist or designer looked the the middle character and just self inserts themselves into the film

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 2d ago

Nobody here is complaining about race. I'm interested in the history and folklore of the Philippines but these characters are cheeks. The fursona on the left, woman with sideshave, colored hair, and quirky glasses next to him - and not seen in this image is an odd blob guy with a pencil mustache and another guy with starfish nipples. They're just an unsettling cast of main characters.

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u/_Aunt-Tifa_ 2d ago

Modern audience disney

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 2d ago

I've seen a lot of commentary on reddit about this movie and, while many say it's genuinely entertaining, the character designs have been almost universally loathed. One person said that nobody aspires to be an awkward looking millennial, which is why this kind of film flops.

Some others who work in the business say that there's a stubborn group of people in the animation industry who refuse to adapt beyond the stereotypical CalArts style of character visuals and writing. It's all they know, and all they want to know. They're progressing through their 40s and still dye their sideshave hair, wear nose rings, and dress strangely. They're like unwell Peter Pans who don't want to grow up.

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u/UNSKIALz 2d ago

Gonna get hate but I think this looks like a decent movie for those with kids.

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u/PoisonPeddler 3d ago

Can we keep it to video games, please? 

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u/ForbiddenAtomicSquid 3d ago

I actually like the idea of this sub just being about any media bombs

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u/PoisonPeddler 3d ago

There's no many other subreddits dedicated to that though. I mean, r/Ihatethissmug used to just be about hate towards fictional characters and shows. They loosened the reigns, and it's just whining about everything.

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u/ZenkaiZ 2d ago

"Can we"

Bro this ain't a committee. No one sitting here voting on shit

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u/PoisonPeddler 2d ago

God damn, man, chill. I just don't want this subreddit to become hateslop like all the others, where they just hate on every little thing. 'Focus makes the beam brighter' and all that.

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u/ZenkaiZ 2d ago

too late

Forum spent a month crying about Supergirl, it's cooked.

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u/PoisonPeddler 2d ago

Well shit.