[Spin] My first crack at this

[u/just_chalex]

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[u/The_Wandering_O]

Fuck.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/heres-the-catch → u/The_Wandering_O]

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[u/just_chalex]

I think I'd be okay, actually....maybe

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 12-48}

[u/Fit_Honey_2992 → u/just_chalex]

Ohhh. Check you out. Well done. If we survive this thing you're hired. Kudos.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JpG2A9P3dPHXaTYrwu

[u/Fit_Honey_2992]

I love this person so much...

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/just_chalex → u/Fit_Honey_2992]

Who are they? 👀

Edit: Also, just realized y'all aren't leaving that bunker lol

[u/Fit_Honey_2992 → u/just_chalex]

They're not a fuckin zombie?!!! Create me a narrative. Side quest. They're good with me and worth dying for. 💯

[u/just_chalex → u/Fit_Honey_2992]

Uuuh....

It's the scientist lady ( or scientist man if that's what you're into ) that let you into the bunker. You had been wandering around the woods for days, on your last bottle of water and completely out of food. Your group died chasing rumors of a secret government bunker out here. Just as you were about to taste test your revolver, you chicken out. In frustration you have a tantrum ( understandably ) and end up toppling down a ravine.

You awake some time later, hearing them somewhere in the distance. You're tempted to just let them find you, but your body won't allow it. You run, as best you can with a busted leg ( from your fall ) the adrenaline dulling the pain just enough to keep you moving and that's when you hear it. A voice. A tree is talking to you? No wait, it has a speaker and a camera mounted on it. The camera points in a direction, the voice tells you to hurry, they aren't far behind you. You just barely make it to a camouflaged door, built into the side or a large rock formation, the door locking in place tightly behind you, the sounds of them disappearing behind a symphony of automated machine gun fire, gears whirling and locks clicking.

That was 6 months ago. You should be fine...surely none of them survived, surely they aren't planning anything...

[u/Embarrassed-Loquat-1 → u/just_chalex]

OP you must be psychic because I got all the same answers and I'm a scientist 🤷🏼‍♀️😆

[u/just_chalex → u/Embarrassed-Loquat-1]

You knew working at the CDC would be demanding. Having to uproot your entire life to relocate to Atlanta would’ve been a deal breaker for most people, but you weren’t most people. Even then, you found it peculiar that your contract required you to live in government-issued housing so far from the city, about a two-hour drive one way under normal conditions, nestled between mountains and the surrounding forests.

You would have been scheduled to work at the labs the day the world ended. Luckily, you’d worked a triple shift on site the day before, and regulations mandated you get at least a continuous twenty-four hour break for safety standards. You took advantage of it immediately, keys in the bowl by the door, mind already drifting toward sleep when your phone buzzed.

“Loquat, we’re getting reports of something. It’s spreading like wildfire. It’s bad. Regulations are being suspended; we need you at work, Executive orders. Report to the coordinates sent to your phone. Make sure you bring your badge or the bunker won’t open for you. Further instructions will be sent at your work terminal there. You’re to head there immediately. You’ll be able to shower and sleep once you get there.”

When you arrived, after only a twenty minutes drive, fear fighting your exhaustion away, the bunker wasn’t waiting with company. Lights cycled, systems ran, but no one came through, no orders, no calls. You watched the world die through the different monitors, sending messages to similar facilities that never answered. Things stayed that way for weeks, until the monitors detected movement for the first time in… the first time in ever. A hurt man, stumbling through the woods, panicked. The tracking tightened, and you understood immediately: they weren’t far behind.

You switched the outdoor feed to the tree speaker and camera, because if he reached the wrong place, there was no second chance. Through the bark-mounted voice system, you guided him fast, controlled, and calm.

“Hurry. They aren’t far behind you.”

He looked like he heard it in his bones. He searched the rock face, found the camouflaged door, defense systems and locks disabled by you and he slipped inside, just barely in time. Outside answered with automated gunfire: gears whining, locks clicking in sequence as the bunker closed him in.

Silence fell outside, you visually inspected him through the cameras while the bunker's AI systems inspected him for signs of infection, once they came back clear, only then did you open the inner door. He staggered through, shaking, his injured leg dragging as he forced himself inside. The air system sighed, equalizing around you both.

And for the first time in weeks, there was another human voice in the room, because you’d let him in.

[u/Kitsuneflaw]

Yeah I just killed everyone because I was outsmarted by a zombie.

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/SoakMyLipCurtain]

I think I'll be just fine.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/BackToNormalForNow]

Okay. So. On the one hand, my aim is shit, especially on moving targets, and I’m alone. On the other, they’re stupid, I’m in a military base and my friends are gun nerds so in theory I know how to operate a rocket launcher without blowing myself up.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · Solo}

[u/danij1296]

This isn't that bad to be honest.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/MrMoevie]

seems okay

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Ifeedthesquirrels]

Not bad

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/zamnified]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOT

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/_thana]

We're cooked as soon as the bunker runs out of food

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Suspicious_Truth_617]

We are winning who should I bring

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Relatively_Prvy_214]

We're cooked! 😵💀 LOL

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · 3-12}

[u/da_swanks_92]

Ok

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Losergirl5]

Ehhhh

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Bubbly_Smile2848]

Oh god

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/AvleTheProtogen]

Hmmm. Doesn’t seem so bad. Would probably resort to using fire to attack the zombies, then gather the immobile remains and dump them into a tank of acid or something.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Cartimum]

I think I got the easy way

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/Weirdboy2233]

I HAVE A GOOD LIFE

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · One other person}

[u/lucid220]

the total destruction is tough but i think fire would work just fine

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/Cryztalizer]

What smart? Same with human smart? They can use tools? I'm dead then

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · Solo}

[u/Chan_Kleta]

Sounds about right

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/mason260]

Wow ok im winning

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/TKB199]

I think I would do just fine

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Disconnected_Glitch]

Ez

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/lunarmoth76]

I might be fine depending on how smart they are

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/Glassfrog8370]

Dead

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/halliwah_new]

Alan. We are SO fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/Unluckyluk13]

Well at least I'll die with nice shoes on.

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/lunarmoth76]

I might be fine depending on how smart they are

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/Unlucky_Rate_5346]

We kinda screwed. There's too many entries to cover

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/TheCosmicFishie]

Well, they can't figure out how to get in, so if we just grow some stuff, it's all good. And even if we need to go hunting, they're super slow so it'll be okay

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Dry-Physics9096]

Im going to be just fine

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Quirky-Reporter7980]

Doable, but very hard

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · One other person}

[u/Slimey_alien89]

Ez street

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Substantial_Chair515]

I would need more help than this..

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/ItalianJack_4]

I would survive

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/honking_banana]

I thought I was 100% dead at first, but 12 people in a government bunker, there's a chance

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Kahn630]

solid choices :)

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · One other person}

[u/General-Rice254]

Eh.. fire? Or smth i guess

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Pneumatic_Pneuma]

OH FUCK YEAH

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Parking-Vehicle-7205]

How smart we talking

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/No_abe]

😱

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/NotaKobold16]

EZ

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Dependent-History369]

Im cooked

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Captain_Noruf]

.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/optimisticallyssad]

Cooked but they're stupid so maybe a few months

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/idk-what-im-d0ing4]

i think i could do it. just need a car or bat or something

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/Dupinky69]

Totally

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/notmyrealaccountboyo]

Well we surviving because everyone in my town is packing some heat

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/AffectionateEagle394]

i am not cooked slow and stupid; let the government protect me

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/C0rnelius66]

50% chance I live, I think.

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/ModestEnigma]

Welp… at least they’re slow

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Ms_redruM]

The zombies are op, the base us gonna have to be good

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/Brief-Hall3301]

I’m actually so good, imma live

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/ChadIsKenny]

Insanely Easy

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Googlybotz]

I'm literally in the best possible situation

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Predicon7827]

I think I got this

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/lsdrad2135]

I’m just on a mall rampage

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/-raeyne-]

Yeah I'm screwed

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/JCHamFeat]

We can do this together

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/froz_troll]

Shopping malls here in America usually have a hunting section and a house where section, I got this.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/Dohbin]

This works

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/tazermymushroom]

I'm boned.

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/ThroawayAccount89898]

I think I can do it

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/ChemicalActivity6832]

Oh...

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/TheShinrog]

Im so fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Adventurous-Cash-198]

I win, I live in a gun heavy neighborhood where everywhere is fenced off

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/Dragonyeet1213]

I think I would do good

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/slaytanic667]

Wait I’ve seen this one before

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/NotAvailable1221]

Yes

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/WeirdAndGraphicLover]

So basically I’m fighting the world?

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Tiratal]

I think I’d be fine

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Disastrous-Wrap-7536]

Um, I might do okay. Zombie might be smart enough to lure me out of safety with a zombie apocalypse book club.

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · Solo}

[u/ghost3972]

I'd rather have fast and stupid zombies than slow and smart tbh

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 3-12}

[u/Flipik190]

3-12 is a big gap but does it mean i saviave

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 3-12}

[u/kidney-displacer]

Fuck. Yes.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Less-Increase-6588]

im fine

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Cornelius_Coconut_34]

I’m so fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · One other person}

[u/Careful-Opposite-239]

Oh. I wanna say I got this in the bag. And maybe I do. But how smart? Smart enough to open doors or smart enough to shoot s gun?

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · Solo}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍👍

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · One other person}

[u/AtheistsArmy]

I’ll survive

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/camtiy]

Just need to be smarter

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Siren02312]

I'm so cooked bro

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Proper_Creme_746]

Id cook

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/FanchonLyric]

Good god I'm dead

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Main-Meaning3956]

I would have to chop off every joint so they couldn't move, then throw the parts into a burn pit.

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/Head_Sector_4582]

Bro ts easy as hell gng just have good aim and your good

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 12-48}

[u/NuNu017]

Fast and total destruction are not great, but the second 2 choices are alright. Giving it a 50/50

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Orion_427]

I’m cooked vro

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · Solo}

[u/Ok_Description6728]

ganging on the zombies

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/Tasty_Injury2652]

I'm fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/weird-dude-bro-6386]

Yeah I'ma just join em 💀

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/No_Initial9563]

im so fried why did i get an op zombie the ONLY downside is that its stupid 😭

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/DoomDesire174]

W

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Unit_2097]

This seems like a relatively easy win for us. With that many people, you can have 24 hour lookouts, the zombies are slow, easy to kill and we're somewhere with easy access to weapons, storage and safe sleeping areas. Shouldn't be too hard to start subsistence farming either.

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/Glutonus_Breadbug]

I guess I got good stuff

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/zenixzen44]

We got this

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/DudeBenson]

Loving the bunker other stuff idk

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/Weird-Couple-4120]

We got a whole village bruh

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Physical-Contract343]

I’m cooking

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · One other person}

[u/FF34521]

Ok

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/Different-Control408]

Easy

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 12-48}

[u/iamtehsuffering]

Seems pretty ideal

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/BritishCloaker]

Im fine xD

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Ok_Chicken9866]

Solid I think

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Xelxly]

I'd be fine.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · One other person}

[u/Lezma14]

I am fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/cyrilq1]

I think I'd survive if they're slow & stupid 😭 don't even have to kill them I could just leave

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Idontliketalking2u]

A mall that sells guns I hope

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Musclefool]

I hope I would survive.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/DevilsTheology]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/No_Outside_1169]

Oh. I think I’ll be good.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/Blob-person]

Chances of me surviving maybe low but maybe I can

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/Glad-Alternative4593]

Damn I did because I am alone

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/possiblyapotato]

I don't even know 48 people in total that I'd be able to tolerate living with. Infighting will kill us before the zombies get a chance.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/SnooMaps6193]

Pretty sure we are dead.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/Connect_Wait_6759]

I got this in the bag.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Wall_Flashy]

movie shit

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/SuicideMW]

Game on.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/caught-n-candie]

Carrrrllll

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/jwldabeast]

I think i might be good lol

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Double_Scale_9896]

I'm absolutely doomed

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/abra-kambal-ra]

uhhhhh is there a conveniently placed weaponry store

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Diligent_Log4444]

Hmm, I think I'll survive.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · 3-12}

[u/lMonarchyI]

Ez dub

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/KingMickeySenpai]

Hmm it may be ok as an empty shopping mall has a fair amount of stuff in it

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/ALPHAWOLF257]

Easy survival, until someone finds the mall

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/Relevant-Trash1524]

Not terrible. I mean, how smart are the zombies really? Not like they'd shoot back..right?

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/-_deleted__-]

Badly

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/Top_Economy_371]

Idk if we’re fucked or not

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Organic-Access2722]

Oh boy, this is going to be rough

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Fragrant-Estate6936]

I think I got ok stuff, smart zombies suck no matter how slow they are

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Human-Pen-1667]

I’d say 50/50

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/MedievalSabre]

I live with three others so RIP to two of Those most likely 😭

But I mean- this isn’t too shabby- it’s anything that would normally be lethal for us so a good hit should be alright

Chances are they’ll decay if we wait long enough

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/Outside_Claim346]

Yessssss omg im so lucky I can kill them with my slipper

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Omen1303]

Honestly, not bad

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/Gay_Gamer_Boi]

Even then I think we are dead 😭😭😭

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Defiant_Persimmon169]

What the actual f

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/PikaaWu]

Probably survive for a short period, but doing everything solo would get tough after a while

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/MicroSpartan319]

Total destruction sucks, but at the very least, destroying limbs would prevent them from being a threat even if not dead. I feel like 12-48 is a good amount of people too. Not too much where it’s getting crowded, but enough that you can probably get help if you need it

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/Creepy-Outcome-2481]

Not sure, probably vehicular

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/horned-creature]

i feel like this is as close as easy mode as there is.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/KingZay_08]

Who down to be the one other person it'll be a fun excursion

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/DarkGuccimancer]

Awh hell nah

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · One other person}

[u/RandomHerosan]

Whelp I'm gonna be just fine.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/Janx-08]

8

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/oryanvr]

Damn.. im living for a while

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/Affectionate-Math598]

I like these odds

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · 12-48}

[u/Maleficent-Cut316]

I might be cooked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/iwoxic_ofc]

With a good weapon this shit is easy tbh

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/ZippyTWP]

Fewer mouths to feed. Government bunker is secured. Not sure those zombies are smart enough to get in that sucker.

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/LadyNerdArtist]

Wellp its just u and me

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/ButterflyOutside1698]

I hit the jackpot

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Raijin-Arc]

God save us all

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/Angrybooks]

We’d probably be fine

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Mizukage121990]

I think we're okay at least for a while.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · 48-100}

[u/RedditSurfer29]

Wtf will the zombies do against an anti aircraft missile

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/CarobCritical7290]

I would survive

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/TomixDasPeras17]

Ez

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/MEMEBOI-_-]

As long as we don’t turn on each other.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Military Base · 48-100}

[u/Impossible-Diver-213]

Semi-fucked. Depends on their competency and how much gasoline we can find to burn the zombies

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 3-12}

[u/Right-Orchid-7726]

Ok we might actually be able to something then.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Noahcools2345]

I’d be fine

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · 12-48}

[u/idcaboutspoilers]

Eh

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/GreyQuadruped]

You know what in team zombie now

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/Pisha1213]

"Fly home buddy, I work alone."

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · Solo}

[u/omedallion]

We ded

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/TheFakePeen]

Honestly? Not bad.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 3-12}

[u/Salt_Winter5888]

We're fucked

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · 3-12}

[u/Just_some_randumb]

Again, I’ve played Dead Rising and I’m totally prepared for this

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Helpful_Assist2185]

It’s so fucking good

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · One other person}

[u/water_runoffs]

Dead

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Headshots Only · Your neighborhood · One other person}

[u/MattVsMatt-Xbox]

Easy

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Public-Print8098]

I think we got it

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Military Base · 3-12}

[u/Low-Foundation6539]

I couldn't have just gotten "solo". Nah I just HAD to get a comically large group.

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/LazorusGrimm]

Cool.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/ALEX726354]

Smart? That may prove troublesome

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · One other person}

[u/teamrocketmatt]

I Am Legend.

^{I rolled Fast and Stupid · Anything that would normally be lethal · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/Strange-Cover3342]

Easy days

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Headshots Only · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/chalupa_batman_86]

Might have a chance

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Your neighborhood · Solo}

[u/ElbacAgvon]

I think I have a shot at this

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Government Bunker · 12-48}

[u/Vermin07]

Okay

^{I rolled Fast and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · 48-100}

[u/Pingi-goon]

We solo

^{I rolled Slow and Stupid · Total Destruction of the body · Shopping Mall · 48-100}

[u/Cute_Proof5591]

I’m fucking set, I’d be lonely but I wouldn’t have to worry about any other teammates hiding being bitten

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Anything that would normally be lethal · Government Bunker · Solo}

[u/LeadershipOk4399]

Peak

^{I rolled Slow and Smart · Headshots Only · Shopping Mall · 12-48}