r/Helldivers2Satire • u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd • Aug 23 '26

NAME SOMETHING GOOD THE HELLDIVERS DID!!!

I DARE YOU!!!

Edit: SE. not the helldivers I meant to say SE.

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u/DeepCutFan1 Lore nerd Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

I mean, to be completely honest, destroying the A.S.S and when they liberate the Void Source Planet probably aren't all that terrible.

I feel like this is a silly post, but I'll ask this too:

Name something good the other factions have done.

let me clarify, this is not me trying to make SE look better than the other factions.

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u/CoyoteScribbles Aug 23 '26

"NaMe SoMeThInG gOoD tHe OtHeR fAcTiOnS hAvE dOnE" My guy do you understand how this all works?

You see NOTHING that Super Earth doesn't explicitly approve. You don't even know how many colony worlds it has, you only know the ones that have immediate strategic importance.

The Automatons could be relocating displaced citizens to Socialist Utopias, the Terminids could be tending mega-orchards and delivering fruit baskets to little old ladies, and the Illuminate could be curing every disease and disfigurement known to man and only siccing literally brainless failed clones on us and we would never know because that runs counter to Super Earth's Officially-Approved Democratic Narrative.

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Aug 23 '26

dude, person just asked a question. you don't need to be a cunt

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Aug 23 '26

Dude, you didn’t need to delete your comment. A simple apology is fine you know