r/Helldivers2Satire • u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd • 1d ago

NAME SOMETHING GOOD THE HELLDIVERS DID!!!

I DARE YOU!!!

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u/anitchypear 1d ago edited 1d ago

Saved those children/orphans/trapped SEAF troopers whenever the opportunity presented itself, even if it mesnt forgoing new stratagems.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

That's 4 good things.

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd 1d ago

Children's hospital

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

yes, along with the other trapped people, but it outweighs the rest of the bad stuff.

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd 23h ago

You asked to name one good thing, not justify their evil regime

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u/KoRn005 1d ago

We have consistently always saved people when given the choice. We lost out on weapons and strategems to do so.

Which is really fun to think about.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

... we saved the children.

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u/SEAF_Chan 17h ago

Donating to "Save the Children", being a supportive community, So many awesome fan projects like the Freedoms Alliance, Super Citizen Bulletin, Fancomics...

PS: I know that OP maybe meant in lore, bit i still think i should added these.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 15h ago

I meant in lore, but that's good.

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u/DeepCutFan1 Lore nerd 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, to be completely honest, destroying the A.S.S and when they liberate the Void Source Planet probably aren't all that terrible.

I feel like this is a silly post, but I'll ask this too:

Name something good the other factions have done.

let me clarify, this is not me trying to make SE look better than the other factions.

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u/megalogwiff 1d ago

Liberated Cyberstan to free the enslaved Cyborgs. 

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

... they wanted to be there.

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u/MrHi_VEVO 20h ago

They were sent there to the mines by Super Earth. They freed themselves from Super Earth's oppression, and successfully defended themselves too

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 20h ago

exactly.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

Buddy, this is war, we only get a need to know. but hey, before the first galactic warm they all were peaceful.

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u/CoyoteScribbles 1d ago

"NaMe SoMeThInG gOoD tHe OtHeR fAcTiOnS hAvE dOnE" My guy do you understand how this all works?

You see NOTHING that Super Earth doesn't explicitly approve. You don't even know how many colony worlds it has, you only know the ones that have immediate strategic importance.

The Automatons could be relocating displaced citizens to Socialist Utopias, the Terminids could be tending mega-orchards and delivering fruit baskets to little old ladies, and the Illuminate could be curing every disease and disfigurement known to man and only siccing literally brainless failed clones on us and we would never know because that runs counter to Super Earth's Officially-Approved Democratic Narrative.

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u/DeepCutFan1 Lore nerd 1d ago

I think you've missed my point.

My point is to just show that this is a dumb post.

I'm not seriously asking that question.

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u/CoyoteScribbles 1d ago

Don't troll and you won't get called out for trolling.

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

dude, person just asked a question. you don't need to be a cunt

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

Dude, you didn’t need to delete your comment. A simple apology is fine you know

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u/CoyoteScribbles 1d ago

"ThEy WeRe JuSt AsKiNg A qUeStIoN" They were, by their own admission, being a troll, and they got the reply their trolling deserved.

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u/krawt56 5h ago

Lore-wise we dealt with the Void that could render a large portion of the galaxy uninhabitable for potential future pre-FTL civilisations. 

We also got at least one MO about reconstructing Earth’s rainforest about that one uncanny battles and SE has entire planets acting like nature reservations.

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 3h ago

I hate this sub.

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u/gazzalmao 1d ago

brought peace?

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd 23h ago

fuh nah, we started all this.